Ever Vigilant, She Decided To Carbon Date A Print Off Of The Online Image
This parody needs a little introduction. There are certain of the Birthers who exhibit really bizarre behavior. Even for a Birther. One of these usually goes by the online name of KenyanBornObamAcorn. Her favorite trick is to go around “outing” Obots, and dispensing personal information about them. I am not sure what that is supposed to prove, but it seems to make her happy.
I have encountered her on a few threads, here and there, and in my opinion, she has a loose grip on both the facts and the law, and is not even up to normal Birther standards, which ain’t saying much. She mostly just makes idiotic statements, calls a few names, and then heads for the hills before she has to defend the nonsense. Anyway, her current claim to fame is an eligibility suit in Maryland. A case which sounds like it is headed for the bird cage liner factory soon.
To parody her, I needed a song which expressed her mindless anger, misplaced sense of grandiosity, and manic intensity. Liza Doolittle’s piece, Just You Wait from My Fair Lady seems to capture this essence. Just ignore Liza’s underlying charm, because KenyanBornObamAcorn seems to have none. A youtube video is provided below in case you don’t know the tune.
My Fair Loony
by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
(A Parody Song To The Tune of “Just You Wait”,
from My Fair Lady)
Just you wait, B’rack Obama, just you wait!
Very soon the Court is going to set a date.
Oh, you’ll sweat, and you’ll start cryin’
When the documents are flyin’
Just you wait, B’rack Obama, just you wait!
Just you wait B’rack Obama, til you’ve met
A wee Precedent from Minor Happersett!
You will cry, and be annoyed
When your laws are null and void!
Oh ho ho, B’rack Obama, just you wait!
Ooooooh B’rack Obama!
I can’t wait to meet the Judge and dialogue!
Ooooooh B’rack Obama!
And he says to march you off just like a Frog!
I won’t notice your boo-hoo’s
I’ll be on the evening news,
Oh ho ho, B’rack Obama!
Oh ho ho, B’rack Obama!
JUST YOU WAIT!
I will be so famous, World Net Daily will call.
At the Birther Cotillion, I’ll be Belle of the Ball.
The nation so grateful, awards for my toil
A lifetime supply of aluminum foil.
My face on a postage stamp will land!
As Birthers line up to shake my hand.
I never brag, or put on airs, or act too boastful
But I was voted once, the most likely to go postal!
A national hero, they will do what I ask,
Deport Obama, my very first task.
“Off, to Kenya! C.O.D.”
(I’m, as happy as can be!)
Now, the Obots, oh so snarky and so mean,
Let them strut their stuff in Fema Camp 14;
We don’t need a new election,
I’m the natural selection
Oh ho ho, B’rack Obama
I’ll be Queen, B’rack Obama!
JUST YOU WAIT!
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Note 1. Just You Wait. Here is a video from the 1964 musical, My Fair Lady.
Note 2. Status of the Maryland Lawsuit. Dr. Conspiracy has an update on her case, here:
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/08/fair-gets-obama-hearing/
Note 3. UPDATE. This is an UPDATE, to link to an excellent Internet Article by John Woodman which discusses the Maryland case, and provides a great example of the way Birthers tend to mis-analyze facts and legal issues.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:16 am
Squeeky,
Apparently KBOA “outed” me on Gretawire. Somehow, she didn’t manage to connect the (mostly accurate, if dry) information she posted with either my real name (which is Kevin Kesseler) or “Slartibartfast”. I’m not sure if I should feel insulted or afraid. I think your description of KBOA (Liza without the charm) is spot on and your song is perfect.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:25 am
Slarti:
Thank you. I am glad you liked it. I saw that crap on gretawire, so I went ahead and finished this song I started about 6 months ago. I wanted to get my digs in at her before her case got dismissed. Hope you liked the Image Easter Egg. It fits her.
The few times I have run into her, I clobbered her WITH LOGIC, and she took off. I think she’s some kind of a nut.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
August 20th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Squeeky,
I forgot to look at the easter egg—that’s great, too. Personally, I doubt that KBO(no corn) has any more ability at critical thinking than David has shown and would have to become a whole lot less crazy to be just a “nut”.
August 23rd, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Calling Tracy “some kind of a nut” is like calling Ghengis Khan a “wannabe badass.”
August 20th, 2012 at 6:28 am
I’m not sure that was KBOA on Gretawire. Whoever it was, they did have a lousy understanding of geography.
August 20th, 2012 at 11:19 am
I think KBOA and whoever that other one was (was the GretaWire handle KarenS or something?) are truly pathetic, even by Birther standards. Their demented obsessions and paranoia border on the level of true stalkers.
Let’s hope they never act out their ills and go all Fatal Attraction on someone.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
G,
Or if they do, their incompetence betrays them before they can hurt someone…
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:20 pm
The few times I have run into her, I clobbered her WITH LOGIC, and she took off. I think she’s some kind of a nut.
“She blinded me with logic.”
Thanks for the mention! Hope you’re well.
August 23rd, 2012 at 9:49 pm
No, thank YOU for the time you spend making your posts, and following down each little Birther lie, or example of faulty reasoning, and then carefully wrapping up each little loose end. And then gently escorting them to Merry Andrews Rest Home and Sanitarium, where they will be kept away from high places and sharp objects.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
August 30th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
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