Comments on: Two Orly Taitzs??? (Or, A Moldovan Doppleganger In Laguna Niguel)

By: Sam the Centipede

Sam the Centipede — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:45:14 +0000

I have uncovered the secret! Yulia’s pre-operation name was Igor.. the Igor who harnessed the power of lightning to animate a lifeform from discarded body parts (mainly teeth)!

Can you imagine the screams from the monster as Yuliagor pulled the lever and the electricity surged down into the inert flesh of Orlenstein*, bleaching all color from its hair, blasting all intelligence from its cerebral cortex, flushing all honesty from its soul? Oh the pain, the pain!

* Yes, pedants, I know.

By: G

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:42:41 +0000

ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent article. Of course, only the reality-based community can accept that informational errors are not that uncommon and don’t have to be connected to any “fraud” or “conspiracy” whatsoever.

But as you so correctly point out, to an Orly Taitz or any Birther-thinking, this simply cannot be so and must be proof of criminal fraud of the highest order! All you need to tell the tinfoil crowd is that this is proof that the NWO’s secret clone technology, long being toiled at in the deep basements under the FEMA camps, has finally come to fruition! Obama’s secret plot to erase and replace Orly and all the rest of the Birthers with their pod-people clones is now in progress…and the best part about it is that nobody else will be able to tell the difference between the average Birther and a mere pod! Muuuuahahahahahaha! Be afraid Birthers, be very afraid…

By: Northland10

Northland10 — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 01:47:32 +0000

ORLYGATE! HELP ME TRACE THIS OBOT, CLAIMING SHE IS ME- CALL CNN AND FOXNEWS. DEMAND CONGRESS …

M*A*S*H had the Father Mulcahy sound-alike contest. You might be ready for the Dr. Orly blog-alike contest. You certainly have the title part down. Your artistic and thoughtful page layout may need work to match the “wonder to behold” that is OrLena’s blog, but I am confident, if you put your mind to it…

By: Northland10

Northland10 — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 01:40:39 +0000

I go to postal instead of Fed-ex for more economy

Might this cause a motion for an Emergency something to take a while to get to its destination?

By: notaxj

notaxj — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 00:08:19 +0000

What going postal usually refers to is when a person goes so crazy that they go in and shoot a bunch of people. The term comes from some postal workers that have gone crazy, shown up for work and shot a bunch of people.

I do believe that Orly is on the verge of going postal. Very possible that Yulia will end up going postal if she hangs with Orly too long.

By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:55:04 +0000

Hi Yulia!!!

“Going postal’ means when people stamp their feet a lot, like when having fits. It is an “idiom”, and when you talk American, there are whole bunches of “idioms,” which is Latin for “not very smart people.” Sooo, you don’t want to “go postal.” OK???

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

By: Yulia

Yulia — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:41:19 +0000

What mean that go postal? I go to postal instead of Fed-ex for more economy. I am not wasteful and stupid obot

By: Monkey Boy

Monkey Boy — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:35:28 +0000

Again, take it easy girl. No need to go postal.

Did Dr. Taitz, esq. forge lawyer papers because she is not citizen and needed to do so?

By: Yulia

Yulia — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:22:47 +0000

I read your posts before, so I know you are stupid criminal obot and schwartze. You can not see. OBAMA IS GOLEM. Only golem need to forge all papers. Braindead fool, Obama is holy icon to you.

By: Monkey Boy

Monkey Boy — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:08:32 +0000

Julie, Julie, girl…chill out! Have a picture of margaritas or something.

Nobody is calling Dr. Taitz, esq., and scourge of traders a golem. Squeeky is merely pointing out that it is easy to make mistake and give wrong information while making papers. Like the President did when an agent mistook his birth place.