Comments on: The Book Of The Apuzzites (Update To The Birther Bible) http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/ Sometimes You Think Better When You're Tanked Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: RoadScholar http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4208 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:04:58 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4208 As if it actually was written by a Birther.

Got it!

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4175 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:31:35 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4175 Hi PDog!!!

Here it is:

http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-squeeky-mario-discussions/

Squeeky Fromm
Girl reporter

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4173 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:26:27 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4173 Hi RoadScholar:

Oh, I don’t mind it when people point out where I screw up. I don’t have any ego about stuff like that. I guess I will just have to go through this and change up some “eths” and stuff.

On some of the earlier books, I have gone back later and altered them up (forged) when I had the time. I would not be offended at all if people put chapter and verse and mistake in the comments to make that process easier. (Hinteth)

I want the stuff to have a slightly “clunky” lingual feel, but I don’t want to over doeth it.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

]]> By: Plutodog http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4170 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:24:41 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4170 Another fan on the Birfer Bible. Linkie for my friend, rikker on that Squeeky Mario discussion thread?

]]> By: RoadScholar http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4169 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:18:42 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4169 I have stopped myself a half-dozen times from spanking Squeeky (metaphorically) for the less-than-stellar Biblical verb forms, as they never really cheesed my grits. But now that you’ve done so, I can’t help pointing out that Jacobean Biblical language is hardly Middle English. It would seem to be firmly Early Modern English, especially since the King James project arguably incorporated the metrical music and painterly structure so finely tuned by the Bard.

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4157 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:50:20 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4157 Hi Richard!!!

Actually, no horses were harmed in the making of this production. However, several asses were hopefully kicked.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4155 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:43:01 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4155 Thank you RC!!! Have you been following the Squeeky Mario Discussion Thread/Post??? He has dodged the arguments and simply reiterated his position. I will attempt to hold his feet to the fire.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4154 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:38:55 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4154 Than you, Realist! I hope the stuff here makes you laugh some.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

]]> By: Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4152 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:22:51 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4152 Hi Sam The C!!!

Thank you for the critique and advice! But I fear much of the problems in translation from the Original Birtherite occur after 3 or 4 glasses of Franzia White Zinfadel Wine have already been consumed. At which time, the Poor Translator is having problems remembering even the Thy Consonant and Thou Vowel stuff. Or something like that???

Some day, I am going to tackle a language clean-up of the whole darn Birther Bible while sober. Which I freely admit and agree is needed. But, you have to give me some Brownie Points for the “Polycras” stuff in The Book of Revelations! That was pretty deep for a half-snockered Squeeky.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

]]> By: Reality Check http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/02/the-book-of-the-apuzzites-update-to-the-birther-bible/#comment-4149 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:34:02 +0000 http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/?p=3770#comment-4149 You left out this verse: “And Apuzzariah went forth and spreadeth great mounds of the dung of oxen upon the River Amazon.”

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