Butterdezillion And The Unwritten Law of Magic Spells???

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Well, I hate to be repetitive and write about Butterdezillion again so soon, but Hawaii State Registrar Alvin Onaka’s Verification is important. It is a stake in the heart in Birtherism. It totally devastates the whole forged Obama Birth Certificate argument, including all the Cold Case Posse nonsense.  It is an important document and worth defending.  And the idiot, Butterdezillion, is still claiming that it isn’t a verification at all. Right now she is holding court over at Free Republic, where we find this deep and intellectually weighty analysis, with some emphasis by me:

If there was a legally valid document he [Alvin Onaka] should have said

#1 that he verified that Barack Hussein Obama II, male, WAS born on Aug 4, 1961 in Honolulu on the island of Oahu to mother Stanley Ann Dunham and father Barack Hussein Obama.

#2 For the additional request about the items on the birth certificate he should have said, “In addition I verify that the following facts from the birth certificate are legally true:….”

#3 For the additional request about the WH BC, if it was a legally valid record he would have been able to say, “I additionally verify that the birth certificate copy which you submitted is a true and accurate representation of the original record on file.”

He couldn’t do any of that though, because for #1 he can’t certify that anything really did happen the way the BC claims – because a non-valid (late and/or altered) BC has no probative value. For #2 he couldn’t verify any of those facts either; the only way he could answer that request at all was by interpreting the request to be a verification of what was on the BC. And for #3 he couldn’t verify that because the real record has notations of late registration and/or alterations which weren’t included on the WH BC.

The WH BC and the real one do not match because the real one has additional markings. Everything that’s actually ON the fake BC is on the real one, and that’s what he verified. But everything that is on the real one is NOT on the fake one.

And the Mississippi Democratic Executive Committee understood clearly what Onaka’s verification to Bennett meant, because when they asked for a verification all they asked for was verification of the existence of a record and verification that everything on the fake BC is also on the real one. Those are the only things Onaka really COULD verify if the record is non-valid – AND the only things Onaka did verify – which is precisely why MDEC only asked for those things.

Their request actually confirmed for me that what I understood would also be widely acknowledged by lawyers. Even the pro-Obama MDEC lawyers knew better than to ask Onaka to verify any actual birth fact, or to verify that the WH BC is accurate. They understood clearly (and showed by their request) that Onaka had refused to verify any of those things because he COULD NOT. They carefully avoided asking for any verification that would actually only apply to a legally valid record.

Comment 368 posted on Sat Sep 08 2012 19:00:06 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time) by butterdezillion

Here is a link in case you want to visit and bask in the Sunshine of her Wisdom:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2926282/posts?q=1&;page=351

Although we dissected her foolishness a few days ago (see link below in the notes), this time she has been kind enough to provide us the EXACT WORDS that supposedly would have transformed Onaka’s Verification into well, uh, a real verification instead of the anti-verification that she alleges it is. Here is a copy of the Verification to refresh everybody’s memory (click on Image to enlarge):

I am not exactly sure how her choice of words accomplishes this. There isn’t any special language that seems to be required by the verification law (see below). From what I read, a simple, “I, Alvin Onaka, Ph.D hereby  verify all the information you sent me.” would have worked.  Butterdezillion must be relying on the Unwritten Law of Magic Spells. That law holds, “You must say the exact words of the spell as required, or the spell won’t work.” At least that’s how I hear it goes, because it isn’t written down anywhere for me to double check it.

Arizona Secretary of State (SOS) Ken Bennett requested verification of three sets of information. (See the link below in the notes for copies of his Requests.) Here is a copy of the law under which Onaka verified the requests:

§338-14.3 Verification in lieu of a certified copy. (a) Subject to the requirements of section 338-18, the department of health, upon request, shall furnish to any applicant, in lieu of the issuance of a certified copy, a verification of the existence of a certificate and any other information that the applicant provides to be verified relating to the vital event that pertains to the certificate.

(b) A verification shall be considered for all purposes certification that the vital event did occur and that the facts of the event are as stated by the applicant.

There is no mandate in the law that Onaka speak  the exact words of Butterdezillion’s Magic Spell No. 1:

#1 that he verified that Barack Hussein Obama II, male, WAS born on Aug 4, 1961 in Honolulu on the island of Oahu to mother Stanley Ann Dunham and father Barack Hussein Obama.

The particular BASIC birth facts that Butterdezillion listed in her Magic Spell,  were included on SOS Bennett’s Request form, and according to section (b) of the law above, the mere act of Verification certifies the vital event did occur and that the facts of the event are as stated by the applicant.  All anyone is entitled to on the basic request, is a verification of the existence of a certificate. Which is reproduced here:

                VERIFICATION OF BIRTH

Recipient of Verification: Ken Bennett, Arizona Secretary of State

Pursuant to Hawaiian Revised Statutes § 338-14.3(b), I verify the following:

1. A birth certificate is on file with the Department of Health indicating that Barack Hussein Obama, II was born in Honolulu, Hawaii

2. Name of Person: Barack Hussein Obama, II

Get that BZ??? A birth certificate is on file. Verification certifies the vital event did occur and that the facts of the event are as stated by the applicant. Those facts you listed are verified. They don’t have to be spelled out in detail. Moving to Butterdezillion’s Magic Spell No.2, she states:

#2 For the additional request about the items on the birth certificate he should have said, “In addition I verify that the following facts from the birth certificate are legally true:….”

On the Verification form, these are items 2 through 12 on the list, (called any other information according to the statute.) and are covered by Onaka’s language immediately above the list, as already provided:

Pursuant to Hawaiian Revised Statutes § 338-14.3(b), I verify the following:

I am a complete loss for what in the world her “are legally true” phrase means???  I do not see those words anywhere in the above statute. I can’t find the phrase “legally true” in the online Black’s Law Dictionary. It almost sounds like she is giving Onaka some wiggle room, the chance to say, “well, it’s legally true, but not actually true.” But that doesn’t make any sense from her side of things. Plus, the word verify does show up in Black’s. It means:

To confirm or substantiate by oath ; to show to be true.

Here is the link in case anybody wants to check this out:

http://thelawdictionary.org/verify/

So what exactly is Butterdezillion complaining about??? Onaka’s is verifying the information, or confirming it to be the same as what is in the official Hawaii records. Is Butterdezillion expecting somebody from the delivery room back in August 1961 to sign off on the Verification form, too???  Something like:

My name is Mabel Jones, and I was a nurse, and I personally seen little Obama exit the birth canal back on August 4, 1961 in Hawaii.  I know who the father was, too because I was there at conception. And I have a date-stamped receipt.

My name is Oswald Smith, and I was a Honolulu building inspector in August, 1961. On August 5, 1961   I personally verified the residence address on Obama’s long form birth certificate. I also verified ownership of the building where Obama was born, and it had a valid Occupant’s License to operate as Kapiolani Hospital.

My name is Gretchen Kaputsky, and my mother, Gertrude Kaputsky, personally told me before her death that back in August 1961 she checked out the high school year book pictures to verify Obama’s mother was who she said she was.  Plus, she took fingerprints, and I have attached them to this Verification.

But my guess is Butterdezillion would still find something to bitch about. Whatever, Onaka certainly wasn’t there, but that doesn’t prevent him from verifying the information in the official birth records. The only answer I can come up with, no matter how unlikely, is that Butterdezillion is relying on the Unwritten Law Of Magic Spells. Unless somebody says it the exact way she expects, then it just won’t work.

Magic Spell No. 3 is this:

#3 For the additional request about the WH BC, if it was a legally valid record he would have been able to say, “I additionally verify that the birth certificate copy which you submitted is a true and accurate representation of the original record on file.”

Well, that’s nice language. It isn’t required by the statute. And again, Mr. Onaka by using the word verify is confirming it. He is saying the same thing as Butterdezillion, just in different words. This is his statement:

Additionally I verify that the information in the copy of the Certificate of Live Birth for Mr. Obama that you attached with your request matches the original information in our files.  

Once again, there is some inscrutable, arbitrary, and undefined verbiage standard that she expects people to meet, and if they don’t meet it, then whatever they say magically transforms into indirectly confirming that they are saying the exact opposite. This is just pure dee nuttiness. And it is even nuttier that the Birthers listen to her and don’t question these things. Maybe she has incriminating pictures of them???

Anyway, her descent into weirdness and unfathomableness  continues. For after providing the three Magic Spells for us, she undertakes to explain some of their inner workings. This should be a trip! Here’s one lulu:

For #2 he couldn’t verify any of those facts either; the only way he could answer that request at all was by interpreting the request to be a verification of what was on the BC.

WTF is she talking about??? Onaka clearly said, for the third damn time:

Pursuant to Hawaiian Revised Statutes § 338-14.3(b), I verify the following:

After saying that, Onaka listed all ten items of information that she is talking about for Magic Spell No. 2. Just look at the Image above.  So yes, he did verify those facts. They are items No. 3-12.  Because the information in the official records, is the same information that is on long form birth certificate,  then yes, Onaka is also verifying what was on the BC. 

Then, she goes on to imagine and argue that there is some REAL birth certificate or REAL birth records in Hawaii, and that Onaka is deftly working around having to disclose that fact:

[T]he real record has notations of late registration and/or alterations which weren’t included on the WH BC.

The WH BC and the real one do not match because the real one has additional markings. Everything that’s actually ON the fake BC is on the real one, and that’s what he verified. But everything that is on the real one is NOT on the fake one.

What she fails to do is connect any of this up in a coherent fashion. What information does the REAL one contain that isn’t on the FAKE one??? What are those additional markings??? Because the FAKE one has a lot of information on it, including names, dates and places. If that information was supplemented by REAL information,  then how could Onaka say at least 4 times that he verifies (or confirms)  that Obama was born in Honolulu, to wit:

1. Item No. 1 on the list where he verifies Obama was born in Honolulu;

2. Item No. 5 on the list where he verifies Obama was born at Kapiolani Hospital;

3. The item on the long form birth certificate he verifies,  which states the place of birth as Honolulu, Hawaii; and

4. The item on the long form birth certificate he verifies, which states Kapiolani as the hospital where he was born.

How could Onaka verify that four times if there was a REAL one, with additional markings, which stated Obama was born in Kenya??? Or, how could  Onaka verify that Dr. David Sinclair is the delivering doctor on the FAKE one, if there is a REAL one listing some Kenyan doctor? Butterdezillion makes no effort to explain any of this. In  fact, she comes out with this mystical finding:

Everything that’s actually ON the fake BC is on the real one, and that’s what he verified.

Sooo, I am confused. if the FAKE one says he was born in Hawaii, and the REAL one says he was born in Hawaii, then maybe Obama was like . . . BORN IN HAWAII??? This is like trying to make sense of some schizophrenic person conversing with rocks and trees and imaginary voices. You get bits and pieces of what is going on, but none of it ties together.  She is not alone in this. She simply does what all the other Birthers do, including the lawyers. They go around making up silly illogical crap to support their imaginations and suspicions.  Hers is just far less well structured.

I wonder if there is a Magic Spell to give them all lockjaw??? And computer-phobia???

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Here Note 1. Links. See The Strange Universe Of Butterdezillion for copies of all documents:

http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/the-strange-universe-of-butterdezillion-or-all-mimsy-were-the-borogoves/

About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 29. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a poor little orphan Blue Jay named Squawky. I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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