Princess Miki Haz A Mad (Or, She Goes Some More A Raving)

Really Miffed, Princess Miki And An Unknown Birther Wait For The Road To Open Up

Well, Princess Miki “The Mad Hawaiian” Booth aka Miki Mouth, really haz a mad on for Karl Rove. Here is an excerpt from her latest rant about him not playing along with all the Birther lunacy(Thanks to Reader Mitchina for making me aware of this!!!) :

Karl Rove has been especially vindictive to we the people of the eligibility movement, calling us “birthers” and “fringe” or saying that we have “a problem with a black man in the White House.” He mimics the same talking points spewed at us by everyone who would like us to shut up and go away because to reveal the truth strikes at the heart of their agenda: complete governmental control, the Constitution be damned. After an especially nasty tirade against “birthers” and announcing that Obama was eligible to go on the 2012 ballot, I emailed Rove explaining the difference between “natural born Citizen” and “native born Citizen.” I didn’t go into the fact that Obama has not even proven his “native born” status since the only record he has produced is a proven forgery. I didn’t expect an answer, so you can imagine my astonishment when I received one.

Rove was short and to the point. “You’re wrong!” “Obama’s was born in the United States and his mother was an American citizen so he is eligible.”

I responded:

Oct. 26, 2011, at 11:51 AM, Miki Booth wrote:

Born to Citizen parents (both parents) It matters less where the child is born as in the case of military parents ie John McCain. Article II, Section I, Claus 5 requirement that president and VP (devolved) be natural born Citizens. Founders wanted highest standard of citizenship for the highest office in the land, to ensure the president and VP would have allegiance only to the US. Let me clue you in, Mr. Rove, at the time of Obama’s birth his father was a British subject of the UK colony of Kenya. My husband and son were both born in Kapiolani hospital and it makes no difference if he was born there, his Certification of Live Birth   and the Certificate of Live Birth posted on April 27 are both forgeries. Miki Booth

On Oct. 26, at 4:07 PM, Karl Rove a href=”mailto:Karl@Rove.com”>Karl@Rove.com> wrote:

No US court has ever held a child born to a US mother on US soil to be anything other than a natural born citizen. Never. And no they aren’t.

Rove didn’t respond to my final email to him where I wrote:

Mr. Rove, you are thinking of native born citizen. Yet, again, you made a statement w/o facts to back it up. Name one court case defining natural born citizen and don’t rely on CRS propaganda.

Miki Booth

Sent from my iphone.

http://teapartyorg.ning.com/forum/topic/show?id=4301673%3ATopic%3A959563&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_topic

There is a lot more at the link, and it is a very fun read.  There is also a youtube video of Princess Miki and Mark Gillar discussing this, but about half way through it, darned if I didn’t fall asleep, and miss half of this week’s episode of White Collar to boot.  Sooo, I will write about that later if it warrants any attention.

What all this boils down to, is that Miki Mouth is mad because Karl Rove will not validate her insane belief system. The Birthers don’t do Reading Comprehension very well, and Wong Kim Ark and the Ankeny Decision are just plain over their heads. Plus, they are a bit raw in the hindquarters from getting kicked out of numerous court houses and landing on their butts, with a bill for the costs. That kinda smarts, if you know what I mean.

Karl Rove just ain’t giving Princess Miki, nor any other Birther, no respect. Rather than engage her in a prolonged discussion about the Imaginary Two Citizen Parent Theory, Rove has important things to do in the REAL world. This is what just chaps the Birthers’ asses. Yet, what else can they reasonably expect??? Every time someone does try to engage them, and explain the REAL law to them, they spin off into Legal LaLa Land with a bunch of Birther crap that doesn’t mean a thing to anybody who understands the law.

Anti-Birthers and Obots patiently explain the law to them. Judges explain the law to them. Congress hires people to write legal memorandums which fully explain the law to them. The law itself is readily available to them online, and they can read and study Wong Kim Ark for themselves. I have very nicely put both major cases here at The Birther Think Tank for them, above in the blog header. I even explain the facts of natural born citizenship to them.

Plus, people like Dr. Conspiracy, FogBow, and John Woodman, and others have set up blogs full of legal and factual information to help them through these first difficult days of military service. (Ooops, I got carried away.) The blogroll here is full of excellent resources by people who have done all the heavy lifting for the Birthers.  All they have to do is shut up long enough to read it.

And the Birthers ignore every piece of it, and keep on birfing out their ration of nonsense. So why should Karl Rove waste any of his time on them??? Frankly, Rove could set aside a full hour for Princess Miki and at the end of the hour she would still be trying to tell him he didn’t know what he was talking about, because her smarty-pants butt has done read a bunch of stupid Birther lawyers who haven’t been able to win one single case in four years.

No, Princess Miki, you don’t get no respect. And you don’t deserve any.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Dorothy Lamour and Jiggs, the chimpanzee, in the 1936 film, Jungle Princess. Wiki says:

The Jungle Princess is a 1936 motion picture released by Paramount Pictures, directed by William Thiele, and starringDorothy Lamour in her film debut, Ray Milland, and Ray Mala.

The film was a major hit and launched Lamour’s career as one of the leading stars of the era, often cast in similar sarong clad jungle adventure romances, which led to her playing leading lady to Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in the Road to… musical comedy movie series beginning four years later.

Note 2. She Goes Some More A Raving. This is a rave-Rove wordplay based on Lord Byron’s poem:

So We’ll Go No More a Roving
BY LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON)

So, we’ll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.

For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.

Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we’ll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon.

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173101

Here is Joan Baez singing it:

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