Money CAN Buy You Voice Lessons!!! (Or: Judy, Judy, Please Don’t Sing!!!)

When The Cody Judy Song Came On The Radio, It Was No Longer Paradise By The Dashboard Lights

Oh my goodness, I hate to be mean about people trying to sing, but Birther Cody Robert Judy has made a few videos which are sooo bad, that if he played them in Hell, Satan would chase him out.  If you want to hear what music would sound like without all those troubling things like scales and keys and pitch, get a load of these youtubes. WARNING! The Birther Think Tank is NOT responsible for any bad dreams or night tremors which arise as a result of these videos. Here is Money Cant Buy You Love:

I think the cat in the video heard the singing, and  died.  That is why his poor little paws are in the air.  I wonder how many animals went to Pet Heaven listening to his new one, Obama’s Carnival Barker:

Holy Crap! This stuff sucks!!! If there’s a barker somewhere, its that alleged song. Or more likely,  some sort of demented  howler. Mr. Judy could probably find a market for these songs with 7-11 or some other place that wants to run teenagers off the parking lot. The problem is that it would chase away the customers, too. And drive the clerks insane.

Maybe police departments could use these to break up demonstrations like the Occupy movement??? It would be a lot cheaper than water cannons, but I can see the polizei heading for the hills, too. Heck, entire downtowns would empty out in a hurry. If there is a dog in your neighborhood who barks too much, take either of these songs and play them when the dog starts to bark. Poor Fido will run squealing to a far corner of his yard and bury his head in the dirt. Do it twice, and he will bark no more, forever.

I have some advice for Mr. Judy, and I have put it in the form of a song. I could have written an entire song, but I am afraid Mr. Cody would sing it and put it out on youtube. I don’t want to be responsible for that. Sooo, I just did a single refrain.

Don’t Sing Judy

To the sound of Don’t Cry Joni by Conway Twitty
by Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Judy, Judy please don’t sing.

God, you make my eardrums sting!

You’re way off key,

Here’s my review:

I think you should just S – T – F – U!!!

That is my opinion.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Don’t Cry Joni song by Conway Twitty:

Note 2. The Image. This is from the classic 1953 film, It Came From Outer Space. Wiki says:

It Came from Outer Space is a 1953 science fiction 3-D film directed by Jack Arnold, and starring Richard Carlson, Barbara Rush, and Charles Drake. It was Universal’s first film to be filmed in 3-D.

The screenplay was by Harry Essex, with input by Jack Arnold, and was derived from an original screen treatment by Ray Bradbury (although it is said Ray Bradbury wrote the original screenplay and Harry Essex merely changed the dialogue and took the credit [2]). Unusual among sci-fi films of the day, the alien “invaders” were portrayed as creatures without malicious intent. The film has been interpreted[who?] as a metaphorical refutation of supposedly xenophobic attitudes and ideology of the Cold War.

“I wanted to treat the invaders as beings who were not dangerous, and that was very unusual”, Bradbury said. He offered two outlines to the studio, one with malicious aliens, the other with benign aliens. “The studio picked the right concept, and I stayed on.”[3] He has called the movie “a good film. Some parts of it are quite nice.”[4]
In 2004, Bradbury published four versions of his screen treatment for the movie as a single volume, It Came From Outer Space.

The uncredited music in the film was by Irving Gertz, Henry Mancini, and Herman Stein.

Note 3. Bonus. Over at Orly’s World on Facebook, someone posted this video, which has nothing to do with Birtherism, but certain stuff is supposed to come in 3’s:

Here is where you can buy it:

http://www.reverbnation.com/lisagailallred

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About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 29. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a poor little orphan Blue Jay named Squawky. I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

23 responses to “Money CAN Buy You Voice Lessons!!! (Or: Judy, Judy, Please Don’t Sing!!!)

  • Dave B.

    Could be worse, I reckon. At least he’s not showing up at gigs with a suspicious looking piece of luggage and demanding that everybody listen to him. He’s not, right?

  • Monkey Boy

    Tee hee hee.

    He should team up with the ugly-ass wife of the pissy vietnam vet, MacLeran. A fantastic duo.

  • Northland10

    Oh dear God.

  • Thomas Brown

    Nice reference to a lyric by Mr. Loaf in the first caption!

  • Cody Robert Judy

    Some where between.. ACDC and The Mormon Tabernacle Choir there’s something called style and there’s room for some who just don’t get it. ;) I’ll work on your lyrics. ;) lol

    For more of the 20 songs Cody Robert Judy has written check out the Vlog
    shut the f up
    so very impolite… “lady like”.. I guess.. Do you like this one?

    Heaven in Your Eyes

    Or do you just like the Birther Songs?

    Which one is your Favorite out of the 20?

    Maybe you’d like … for a good reason?
    Black Cat

    :) Cheers..

  • Cody Robert Judy

    Black Cat.. if nothing else for Halloween

  • Cody Robert Judy

    Black Cat.. for Halloween.. oh here it is.

  • Cody Robert Judy

    hahaha.. Hey Squeeky’s Mom, …that’s actually the way they dance now days. Don’t worry.. BIG THINGS HAPPEN EVERYDAY.

  • G

    Hey, at least he was kind enough to share his whole catalog with us…(er…or is that cruel enough….) But hey, different strokes for different folks. They are now available here for anyone who is interested…and for those that aren’t, it is as simple as not pressing play. So win-win, if you ask me.

  • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

    This is Squeeky’s mother again. She is making strange sounds as she claws the air. Does this have something to do with Goober Pyle???

    Mrs. Fromm

  • Cody Robert Judy

    Oh.. my.. now I haven’t seen that one! Its terrific.. ;) Judy Judy Judy Makes me feel like “Moon Walkn” , and what the heck.. if your gonna make some fun with a guy.. why not walk a mile in his shoes?

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Well, I am back now. You have a been a good sport about this, It is a critic’s job to be merciless. Perhaps your music will grow on me. The “train thing” in the background of the first one has some appeal. Back in my bad old Birther days, I even did a song or two. You can cover this one if you want to. It is from December 24, 2010. It needs a little re-writing to bring it up to date.

      What Child is This???
      by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      What child is this, nobody knows
      Tho’ Long Forms we are demanding.
      It’s such a crime, each and every time,
      When Courts hold that we lack standing!

      Chorus:
      Barack, Barack! I bet you will
      Try to dodge the Birther Bill.
      Twenty twelve – a new campaign.
      Oh Hail! The Texas Primary!

      Why does his Social Security
      Number come from Connecticut?
      While sweet Michelle, to hear her tell
      Obama was born in a Kenyan hut?

      Chorus:
      Warrants bring and subpoenas, too!
      Ferret out everyone who knew!
      Haste, haste there’s lots to do,
      While we wait for the Texas Primary

      But still he sits in the Oval O.
      While Lakin’s going to Leavenworth.
      OH! What a mess, while most express
      Doubts about his place of birth?

      Chorus:
      Help! Help! Raise a fuss!
      Obama flipped a bird at us!
      Hid! Hid! Documents he did!
      Oh pray for the Texas Primary!

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • Cody Robert Judy

        Well.. thank you. I genuinely appreciate that. I have been a harsh merciless critic also I admit. Its not the way I am everyday, so I understand. As far as “music” goes, I really love it and your not alone with “hating” it, my Mom can’t stand it. ;) lol I always thought that was a good sign my music might be appealing to a different crowd- you know when parents hate music your really on to something! lol There are so many different voices and as you said an appreciation for Dillan, Kiss,Tom T Hall, Johnny Cash, or even some rappers comes from a huge detail of differing ears. I know I’m not gonna be everyone’s cup-of-tea, but I have one fan that I just love. She’s so encouraging and supportive and totally biased. I hope someday to have more like her. She inspired this song, which I also spruced up a bit for her on the album but didn’t on YouTube.

        • G

          Hey, at least music is a more creative and healthier outlet for you to pursue, so I do encourage your good spirits here and am glad to see you taking up a hobby that can give you some release and hopefully some peace of mind.

  • Dave B.

    Well, I said it could be worse, and sure enough…
    It could come in handy, though.

  • Dana Caffrey

    Absolutely, money can buy someone a voice lesson! With all the means and everything, you can hire the best voice lesson coach. But of course, the student should have the heart to pursue the lesson if she wants to be successful in it.

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