Illinois Birther Throws A Treason Tantrum!!!

If This Doesn't Work, I Am Going To Try Holding My Breath Until I Turn Blue

Michael Jackson, the Illinois Birther who lost before The Illinois State Board of Elections on February 2, 2012, must have listened to the words of Chairman McGuffage:

CHAIRMAN McGuffage: “No. No. This matter is — it’s a birther objection.These types of objections are not relevant under state statute and we don’t need to hear anymore about this. In fact, we’re getting sick and tired of having these objections filed every couple of years,and they have no basis in fact or law. If such an objection was brought before a court of law, there would be sanctions imposed. Okay. So I don’t see any reason to hear any testimony from the objector.

Apparently fearing such sanctions, Michael Jackson opted for staying out of court and instead turned to throwing a Treason Tantrum. The entire letter may be found at the JagHunter website here:

http://thejaghunter.wordpress.com/2011/07/25/5849/

Here are excerpts from his letter, which was sent to IL US Atty, Lisa Madigan and to the local FBI:

Subject: Criminal Complaint naming Barack Hussein Obama in the commission of Treason

Dear Lisa,

I Michael D. Jackson name BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA in the commission of TREASON.

Barack Obama has conducted an Act of War against the United States and its government by his continual and forcible resistance to the United States Constitution intent upon and successful in setting up a rival unconstitutional government. This fact impacts the state of IL in which I reside.

I, accuse Barack Obama and his civilian and military criminal assistants of TREASON. I name Barack Obama and his criminal associates as Traitors of the United States and of The State of Illinois. Barack Obama’s criminal acts of TREASON manifest a very real and present danger to our country.

Barack Obama’s TREASON destroys the protections the U.S. Constitution provides. Under Barack Obama’s administration, the United States Constitution no longer works to protect myself, my family or my country from a rival, overreaching, and totalitarian government.

Barack Obama’s silence in previous complaints is thus an admission; I identify Barack Obama as a foreign born domestic enemy. As such, it is my duty as a United States Citizen to report and bring his crimes to your attention. Barack Hussein Obama is not my President or the lawful President of the U.S.

Specific instances of Treason include, but not necessarily in total:

1. U.S. Army troops were deployed in Samson, Alabama on March 10, 2009. In response to a Freedom of Information request by Lance Griffin of the Dothan Eagle, the Department of Army Inspector General found that the armed troops deployed to Samson, Alabama violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which restrains the use of the military for civilian law enforcement purposes.

2. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA violated Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8 of the United States Constitution by becoming the first (alleged) United States President to chair the U. N. Security Council. To Wit:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, or Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

3. (a) Mr. OBAMA declared War on the Republic of Libya on March 17, 2011 without the approval of the Congress, violating Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3 of our United States Constitution.

3. (b) Mr. OBAMA has also entered into an Agreement with the Muslim Brotherhood (Ikhwan), a foreign Power, and with the intent to sell 125 tanks to Egypt, home of the Muslim Brotherhood, violating Article 1, Section 10, Clause 3 of our United States Constitution. To Wit:

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent danger as will not admit of delay.

4. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is under investigation by California Congressman Darrell Issa for Project Gunrunner, and justice is clearly obstructed in this case as well as the Black Panther voter intimidation case.

It is my duty to the United States and to the State of Illinois in filing this letter of complaint with your office and office of the FBI. I trust you will stand firm in your oaths to our United States Constitution and as such conduct a full investigation of Barack Hussein Obama and his assistants on behalf of the federal and state tax paying citizens of the U.S. and State of Illinois. Further, I trust your offices will find this evidence sufficient to support your legal filings of a criminal complaint with the state and federal courts. I refuse to remain silent in the attempted destruction of our Republic and I expect you not to either.

Yours Prayerfully in Truth and for Liberty,
/s/
Michael D. Jackson

I bet the US Attorney and the FBI hops right on it.  And contacts the appropriate mental health professionals.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1: The transcript of the February 2, 2012 hearing may be found here:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/81122385/Illinois-Board-Jackson-Transcripts

Note 2: The Image.  Benedict Arnold Committing Treason by Promising to Deliver West Point to the British, c.1780.

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Benedict-Arnold-Committing-Treason-by-Promising-to-Deliver-West-Point-to-the-British-c-1780-Posters_i2874712_.htm

Illinois Tells Birther Michael Jackson To “Beat It”!!!

Go away, Kid. You bother me.

Well, W.C. Fields once said, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”

The Illinois State Board of Elections tried to make this choice for one Birther, Michael Jackson, by chunking out his eligibility suit before he could make a complete “damn fool” of himself, telling him in effect, that his complaint was Off The Wall, and You Can’t Win. Jackson, however, didn’t Get It, and is not Happy, obviously feeling  that he is Gone Too Soon. Rather than Ease On Down The Road, he wants One More Chance on A Brand New Day figuring This Time Around things will be different.  I guess that’s only Human Nature.

Anyway, Jackson Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ and the Breaking News is that Jackson filed an Ethics Complaint against the Board.  He accuses the Board, among other things, of spoiliating  his evidence, and he figures the documents  Got To Be There, and if not, Why???  If they did lose them, the Board could be in a Jam.  If you need a link to all the various pleadings, This Is It:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/81119034/Obama-Ballot-Illinoios-Ethics-Complaint

Whatever Happens, it should be a Thriller.

Tee Hee!  Tee Hee!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1: OK, in case you didn’t get it, all the bolded terms are songs performed by Michael Jackson. I didn’t mean to take it that far, but you know how I am and I Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough and I figure We’re Almost There.

Note 2: In his Complaint,  Jackson utilized the ridiculous Minor v. Happersett Birther argument, that the following paragraph fully resolves the natural born citizenship status of children born within the United States of alien parents. Which requires one to ignore the part I have bolded. As I have asked before, “What part of not resolving the doubts don’t you understand???”:

The Constitution does not, in words, say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners. Some authorities go further and include as citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents. As to this class there have been doubts, but never as to the first. For the purposes of this case it is not necessary to solve these doubts. It is sufficient for everything we have now to consider that all children born of citizen parents within the jurisdiction are themselves citizens.

Jackson also argues that Ankeny v. Governor is all dicta and does not apply.

Predictably, the Hearing Examiner determined this to be an “incorrect Legal Interpretation of what constitutes a natural born citizen“, and that the Hawaiian birth certificate establishes Obama is a natural born citizen. The documents can all be found at the link above.

All in all,  the typical Birther nonsense except that in the Ethics Complaint, Jackson complains of intimidation. (Apparently McGruffage understands the above bolded sentences about “not resolving the doubts.”:

In addition to these complaints, I strongly submit that Chairman McGuffage used intimidation to cause fear in pursuing my statutory right to file an appeal to the Circuit Court with threatened sanctions and as a person of little financial resources, were made afraid and harmed in becoming financially dependent upon others if such said sanctions were imposed upon me. Such intimidation and tone is evident by just reading the transcript:

CHAIRMAN McGUFFAGE: “No. No. This matter is — it’s a birther objection.These types of objections are not relevant under state statute and we don’t need to hear anymore about this. In fact, we’re getting sick and tired of having these objections filed every couple of years,and they have no basis in fact or law. If such an objection was brought before a court of law, there would be sanctions imposed. Okay. So I don’t see any reason to hear any testimony from the objector.

I suggest Mr. Jackson take W. C. Fields advice and quit now.  Courts have better things to do than provide background scenery for narcissistic Birther drama kings.

Note 3.  Some occasional music to accompany this Internet Article. My favorite version of Billie Jean, by Big Daddy: