Gov. Neal Abercrombie of Hawaii punked out of his promise to put an end to the Birther controversy concerning WHERE Obama was born. The headlines have been all over the place for the last few weeks. First, Abercrombie vowed to put an end to questions out of respect for Obama’s parents, supposedly his good friends. Abercrombie started out knowing all about the infant Obama, then back-pedaled that he actually hadn’t seen the infant of his alleged good friends.
Then, the headline proclaimed Abercrombie couldn’t find the documents, presumably the Long Form Birth Certificate. Then, yes Abercrobmie had found them after all! Ooopsies, it wasn’t the Long Form Birth Certificate after all, it was some kind of entry in a index buried in the bowels of the archives. Oooh, the Chthonian Imagery!!!
Abercrombie the Explorer, on his hands and knees, lantern in hand, digging his way through boxes and file cabinets in darkened labyrinths, pith helmet on his head, searching for the lost map, er uh Long Form, while pythons and painted pygmies glared menacingly at him from the shadowy recesses of bankers boxes. . .Oh wait! Frujinko or whatever her name was said she had seen and verified the original birth certificate. Darn cell phones must not work in Hawaii, or he would have just called her and asked where it was.
Now, we know not whether or what Abercrombie may have found, but whatever it was or wasn’t we will not get to see it! Oh no, the Hawaiian privacy laws prevent it! What??? A document, the PICTURE of which is supposedly on the Internet for all to see is protected by privacy laws??? OH Tee Hee! Tee Hee!
Here is what the story says:
Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie will end his quest to prove President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii because it’s against state law to release private documents, his office said today. State Attorney General David Louie told the governor he can’t disclose an individual’s birth documentation without a person’s consent, Abercrombie spokeswoman Donalyn Dela Cruz said. “There is nothing more that Gov. Abercrombie can do within the law to produce a document,” said Dela Cruz. “Unfortunately, there are conspirators who will continue to question the citizenship of our president.”
Oh you just betcha we will “continue to question the citizenship of our president.” Some of us will even ask the more important question, not WHERE was Obama born, but WHY a U.S. President would continue to leave this very simple question un-resolved for three years??? WHY??? There are no good reasons. There are several bad choices you can pick from (KISS):
1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya.
2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.
Meanwhile, the Obama Drama continues. My investment advice for 2011- – -go long Orville Redenbacher and butter!
My BFF, Fabia Sheen, helped me write this!