Sherlock Holmes Proves Obama is a Kenyan!!!

Aha! We Took It For "Granite." But It Is Actually Kenyan Black Marble!

The famous Sherlock Holmes said:

“We must fall back upon the old axiom that when all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

There are four basic possible reasons why Obama hasn’t coughed up his bumpy Birth Certificate for the public:

1. He’s a Kenyan.

2. He’s very, very stupid.

3. He thinks Americans are sooo stupid they wouldn’t believe it.

4. He gets a political advantage from all the “crazy” birthers.

Let’s take No. 2. Is he very, very stupid? No, he has been to Harvard Law School and everybody says he’s the smartest president we have ever had. Even I don’t really question his brains, although I do use “stupid” as an adjective a lot.

Let’s look at number 3: that it wouldn’t convince anybody because Americans are soooo stupid. . First, how would he know since he  hasn’t tried it. He has not ever put his bumpy Birth Certificate or even his Long Form out in public for everybody. One group gets it. Some lady nobody knows in Hawaii just swears it is real. But all you really have is a picture on the Internet. OBOTS  admit that in COURT, all it would take is a tangible certified copy of the birth certificate, to prove he was born in Hawaii or Connecticut.  Nothing else, just that one piece of paper. Yet they fail to explain how if you move that one  piece of paper from inside the courthouse, 200 feet to the outside world, what it is that transforms it into nothingness. Plus what would it hurt??? Is somebody NOT going to vote for him if he proves he is an American???

Sorry, but Number 3’s a bust.

Now, lets take Number 4: Is he getting a political advantage? No. The Birthers are tearing him to pieces. At present, about 25% of voters think he is a Kenyan. Another 20% aren’t sure where he’s from.  Chris Matthews says it is over half, and now a majority of Americans.

Why the Birther Movement Refuses to Die

Plus us Birthers are causing problems on every issue. Read what the OBOTS say about us at that cite:

“The birthers are a bunch of wacky, paranoid, Obama-haters crudely cloaking themselves in the mantle of public spirited citizens and legal experts with no personal, political, let alone racial, ax to grind with Obama. Their sole goal they claimed was to insure electoral truth and accuracy, to make sure that all the legal requirements for holding a presidential office are met, and to head off a constitutional crisis. They even promised that they would put the matter to rest if Obama simply produced the original document. But, there’s a canny, calculated, and politically cynical motive behind their Obama birth certificate agitation. The real value of the birther movement is that it’s an orchestrated back door movement to destabilize, or at the least keep the Obama administration off balance on policy initiatives he’s pushing on health care, the economy, and a softer foreign policy outreach. They are fierce opponents of these initiatives.”

Sooo, Number 4 doesn’t work.

Sooo, I have eliminated 2 and 3 and 4 and as Sherlock Holmes says so LOGICALLY:

“when all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth”

All that left is No. 1. Obama is a Kenyan.

OH! I bet it sucks being an OBOT right now!!!!

But as someone pointed out, you could start anywhere in the list, and end up with the answer you wanted. Hmmmm. Let me think about that….

OKAY, so what if me and Sherlock Holmes are wrong? That would mean Obama is one of these:

2.  Very, very stupid.
3.   Somebody who thinks American’s are very Stupid.
4.   Somebody who messes up real bad and makes very bad decisions, and won’t change his mind.

So which one of these three “virtues” makes him a good president?  NONE!!!


Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter


About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 31. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a new kitten! I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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