[NOTE: Now that the Kenyan Option has been laid to rest, I am going to start a new series of Internet Articles dealing with Post-Birtherism Issues. These Internet Articles will have their own category and everything!!!]
The Event: A Presidential Press Conference.The Date: In the future. Maybe a few weeks from now, maybe a few months. The Place: The Teleprompter Room of the White House. The Topic: Who knows? Unemployment, inflation, war. . . Any of the REAL problems ignored by Obama to date. The Point: Obama, without the Magic Beans of Birtherism to distract people.
Obama: I will take questions now.
Reporter No. 1: Mr. President, when are you going to take responsibility for the Economy???
Obama: Like I just said in my prepared statements, I inherited this mess from Bush and the Republicans.
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Yes, but it has been THREE years. Which of YOUR programs has fixed this??? Heck, which one has even been smart???
Obama: I personally saved GM and Chrysler. I had a Cash for Clunkers Program!!!
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Sooo??? What has been the effect on the OVERALL Economy. The 99ers are starving. YOU continued the Bush Tax Cuts for the wealthy. What have YOU done???
Obama: Look, I was a victim of overt RACISM!!! I had these Crazy Birthers, like YOU!!!, all over me!!! NO OTHER PRESIDENT in history had to cough up his birth certificate!!!
MSNBC Reporter: Yes, that is true!!! Obama was a victim of racism!!!
Reporter No.2: So, Mr. President, you’re trying to blame the Birthers for YOU not leading the country out of this mess??? For three years now???
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Yeah if it took you THREE YEARS to fix a $14 Birth Certificate Question, are you even capable of dealing with a $15 Trillion Economy???
Obama: Ms. Fromm, will you please sit down and quit butting in!!! How did you even get in here???
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Uh, I photo-shopped my name over a REAL White House Press Pass???
Reporter No. 1: Mr. President, I think we all agree the Birther issue is over. Can we just forget the Birthers and concentrate on the Economy. You’re not really trying to blame the Birthers for 20% REAL unemployment are you???
Obama: Look, all I am trying to say is, NO other President in History has had to deal with the problems I have had to deal with. Massive unemployment, Inflation, Coughing up their birth certificate, an oil spill in the Gulf, people thinking I was born in Kenya, the trillion dollar deficits, the war In Libya. . .
Reporter No. 3: Mr. President, YOU decided to go to war in Libya.
Obama: Yes, the MSNBC Reporter, your question please.
MSNBC Reporter: Me??? I didn’t even have my hand up. Oh Wait, Racism yeah racism. Mr. President, how has all this Birther stuff and racism in the country affected you???
Obama: Ohhhh, It has just been terrible. I have not been able to sleep at night because of all the distractions.
Reporter No. 2: But Mr. President, a few months ago you said the whole thing was SILLY. Which is it, silly or a serious distraction???
Obama: Both. It is a seriously silly distraction.
Reporter 2: But Mr. President, the Birther issue is over, what steps are YOU taking to address the serious Economic Issues in the Country.
Obama: I plan on focusing in like a laser on the Economy. The first thing I think of in the morning when I wake up, and the last thing I think of at night before I go to sleep, is the Economy.
Reporter No. 2: But you have said this before, at least 2 or 3 times before. Are you just now noticing how screwed up the Economy is???
Obama: Breeefruuuum fribbittttt drubbbbbllle!!!
Sooo, this is how I see Obama now that Birtherism is over. The Big Phony will not have anything to distract the public, or his own party from his gross incompetence.