The Great Obotski “Mein KERPLOP!!!”

Obotski Logic: These Guys Are The Same Because They Both Have Hands

I have said before that Birtherism provides a great basis to understand more important political issues, and a good starting point to study the thinking and lack of thinking inherent in partisan politics. Today, the Obotski provide a wonderful example of Logical Epic Fail and the resultant KERPLOP!!!

A certain Obotski, F.B. Berfune in one of his manifestations, took three sentences out of Mein Kampf by Adolph Hitler, and changed the word JEW, to USURPER. Berfune (which sounds like “Birfoon” a Obotski play on the word “buffoon”) then submitted the  selection to several Birther websites including, but probably not limited to The Post and Email, and to Dr. Orly Taitz herself. At Dr. Taitz’s site, F.B. Berfune was reborn as one Thomas Frankbuerpher. Then, after the selection was printed, the Obotski launched into a celebratory orgy of self congratulation:



Jeez, Orly. I thought you were Jewish. I thought maybe you’d disapprove of something written by Adolph Hitler. But I guess not, huh?

See, if you remove the first and last sentences of my comment, you’ll find that the rest is a direct quote of Adolf Hitler from Mein Kampf, except I substituted the word “Usurper” for the word “Jew”.

It’s the exact same delusional, paranoid, lunatic crap the Fuhrer used to preach to his Nazi followers. Hitler said if he didn’t stand up to the Jew, the human race would come to an end and there would be no humans left on Earth. I changed it to say if you didn’t stand up to the “Usurper,” the human race would come to an end and there would be no humans left on Earth. Isn’t that just stupid and paranoid and insane? Sure it is!


“Thomas Frankbuerpher” of course, is a play on the word “birfer,” which we use to describe birthers. And the initials T.F.B. in “Thomas FrankBuerpher” also stand for The FogBow. We rule, and birthers drool.

Smile and say “cheese” as I take a screenshot of you posting Nazi propaganda on your blog, Orly! Look for it on The Fogbow!

You’ve been punked, you MORON!!!!!!!

Here is the selection from Mein Kampf. Just substitute Usurper for Jew and you will get the general idea, or read the link above:

If the Marxist teaching were to be accepted as the foundation of the universe, it would lead to the disappearance of all order that is conceivable to the human mind: And thus the adoption of such a law would provoke chaos in the structure of the greatest organism that we know, with the result that the inhabitants of this earthly planet would finally disappear. (4)

If, with the help of his Marxist creed, the Jew is victorious over the other peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of men.

Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord [p. 60].

But this is where you can get a real deep look into the faulty mental functioning of the typical Obot. You really can’t take sentences from a book written by a bad person, substitute a noun or two, and then dance when somebody bites. The technique fails at the most basic logical level. Maybe even at a deeper level of not understanding the interplay between nouns and verbs and objects in sentences.

Can you really just substitute nouns and actually believe you have PWNED someone??? (Pwned means “to be controlled against your will”, or “to be defeated by a superior power”. It can be pronounced as “owned” or as “poned”, with both pronunciations being correct. In some cases, you will even hear it pronounced as “pawned”. )

Let’s see: For example, suppose Hitler said, “The Jew is bad and must be eliminated.” Can we substitute another noun, like Hunger, and get the same result??? Hunger is bad and must be eliminated.” No, that one didn’t work. Let’s try it in reverse. “See Spot run! Run, Spot, run!” Does that inherent innocence carry through to “See the Jew run! Run, Jew, run!” Well, I don’t think so. But, by OBOTSKI Logic, it would be acceptable since it came from a good source.

The Obotski Mein KERPLOP example gives you a good insight into the inner workings of the Obotski Cerebrum. Forget logic, or right and wrong here. Just think personalities. If Hitler said it, then it is BAD no matter what noun you substitute, or what the sentence actually says. This implies, If Obama said it,  then it is GOOD no matter what noun you substitute or what the sentence actually says. This reveals the true Obotski to be just another Cult of Personality like which swept Adolph Hitler into power.  No logic, no right or wrong, no understanding. Just blind obedience to the Leader.

Gee. Come to think of it, that is why we call them OBOTS.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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