The Book of Lamentations (Update to The Birther Bible!!!)

By Now, The Birthers Had The “Gloom, Despair, And Agony On Me” Number Down Pat

O Happy Day!!! My confidential  Birther source smuggled out this latest addition to The Birther Bible.  He/she/it tells me that the Birthers are afraid that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is going to let them down, and that things will go badly in Pennsylvania in the Kerchner Laudenslager case.  We shall see. Here is the rest of The Birther Bible:

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

The Book of Lamentations

Chapter 1

1. This is the Song of our Lamentation, and the sound thereof.

2. Lo, though we goeth forth into battle against the Anti-Vattelites with songs of victory,  always doth it seem we are sent packing.

3. Yea, though we goeth forth roaring like lions,  we doth return like small cats which meweth for milk in tiny voices.

4.  Our heads are anointed with Cold Waters, and bitter rains doth drench our parade.

5.  Gloom, Despair, and Agony,  doth seem to be our constant house guests, which leaveth not, and yet payeth no rent, nor buyeth any food and drink.

6. Prithee, why shouldst this day be any different?

7. Though we rise with hope at Dawn,  shall not Dusk only prosper those which wenteth long in the purchase of sackcloth?

8. Our ears doth ache from the sound of our own wailing, and our teeth are but nubs from the gnashing thereof.

9. So covered are we in ashes, that our own mothers recognizeth us not.

10. Truly it is said that we canst not win for losing.

Chapter 2.

1. Yet of all these miseries whereof I speak, none are so great or hard to bear as the glad songs of the Anti-Vattelites, who doth always seem to caper and gambol in merriment.

2. Verily, it doth seem the deeper our despair,  the greater is their happiness.

3. And the louder the sound of our Lamentations,  the more they doth laugh and sport at our expense.

4. For late in the Darkness do I often lurketh at their encampments, with a purpose to spy upon them from concealment.

5. Wherefore I can speak of these things from a truth, and with knowledge.

6. And when one doth confront the Anti-Vattelites,  concerning the outcome of some battle, this is the manner of their speech;

7. And they sayeth with false kindness, “Why didst Thou not listen unto us?” and, “Didst we not tell Thee it wouldst be so?”

8. Verily, there is a great pain in these words,  for in truth the Anti-Vattelites careth not for our suffering,  but doth take great pleasure therein.

9.  And of a truth, they didst indeed say these things unto us before the happening thereof, and we listened not, which maketh us to rub salt into our own wounds.

10. Also doth they tell of villages and those of addled wits therein, and inquire if our village doth seek us,  thinking us lost.

11. Canst any Song of Lamentation hold tears enow, when one’s enemies art rolling upon the floor in laughter?

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9 responses to “The Book of Lamentations (Update to The Birther Bible!!!)

  • David Farrar

    Here is interesting bit of trivia: As explained in the Daily Pen entitled: “Vital Records indicate Obama NOT born in Hawaii Hospital.”

    The preponderance of evidence that proves Obama’s long form birth certificate is a fake just keeps growing. This evidence alone is enough to’ totally overcome Obama’s his two certified birth documents, and any fraudulent statements made in support of this forgery by Hawaiian Health Department officials.

    ex animo

    • TheEuropean

      Mr. Farrar,

      when that huge heap of bullshit is all you got, you got nothing.

      Don´t you ask yourself sometimes why no real lawyer and no real expert supports your cause ?



    • Monkey Boy

      Tsk, tsk.

      Again, more prolix nonsense from those who cannot countenance dusky complexions at the nations helm. Get used to It.

      This make nearly as much sense as the “Bari Shabazz” gambit, or the Occidental College records hoax. Quit grabbing at straws, it make you look foolish.

    • Doubtful

      @David Farrar — “This evidence alone is enough…”

      You’re kidding, right? The “evidence” that Orly presented in Atlanta was supposed to be the best that she had to offer. She was given 2 hours to show the most compelling arguments she had come up with after 3 1/2 years of investigation.

      And the ALJ found it to be laughably worthless. He didn’t believe a single witness, he wasn’t persuaded by a single document.

      But now, you say, you have the real thing? What you have now “alone is enough”?

      Don’t you ever ask yourself why you’re so easily taken in by evidence that doesn’t seem to convince anyone else outside your tiny echo chamber of true believers?

  • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

    Hi DavidF!!!

    I will check out that story. What are your thoughts about the Arpaio thing today??? I am working on an Internet Article to post when he tells us the results.

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

    • David Farrar

      Yes, I believe he will come up with even stronger evidence, again, challenging Obama prima facie evidence, and, again, requiring Obama to prove he is qualified.

      My fear is, he’ll come up with some sort of “evidence” us “Birthers” have long ago discounted, like the two contemporaneous newspaper announcements of Obama birth being independent confirmation of Obama’s Hawaiian birth place, which we (Birthers) now know to be untrue.

      ex animo

  • Monkey Boy


    You are a hoot! Is there no limit to your creative snarkiness?

    I must propagate my bloodline through you.

  • Montana

    Mitt Romney’s Mexican father, hmmmmm…….Are the simple minded “BIRTHERS”, going to ask Romney for his birth certificate? We all know this was never about a birth certificate, if it was then these same people would be asking Romney for his. It’s about small minded people who hate African Americans and do not have the brains to review a President’s policy so they make something up. So sad, so sad.

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