by Squeeky Fromm,
How oft I wish when I have heard
Some Birther wax moronic,
That for the cranium they made
A cleansing High Colonic.
Perhaps some sort of nasal spray,
With laxative included?
To roto-rooter out their brains
And leave them less deluded.
Or maybe take a Neti Pot
With crevice tool extending?
And they could name it “Nutty Pot”
And seek the “Patent Pending.”
There surely has to be a way
To sanitize gray matter.
And flush out Minor Happersett
With other Birther patter.
The Bi-polars and Borderlines
We treat throughout the Nation.
But did we under-rate the risks
From Mental Constipation?
And so to those with Poop for Brains,
Hold on, a cure’s a-borning!
Or better yet, just let it go!
But first, give us a warning!
Note 1. Scheisskopfen. Pigdin German for poopie-heads. Die is the German article “the” for plural nouns.
Note 2. Om Mani Padme Hum. Wiki says:
Oṃ maṇi padme hūṃ (Sanskrit: ओं मणिपद्मे हूं, IPA: [õːː məɳipəd̪meː ɦũː]) is the six syllabled mantra particularly associated with the four-armed Shadakshari form of Avalokiteshvara (Tibetan Jainraisig, Chinese Guanyin), the bodhisattva of compassion.
Which, I thought was appropriate since I am pleading for a cure for the Birthers.