Arizona Court Spanks Birthers!!! (Again)

Knowing This Would Come Back On Him, Mario Apuzzo, Esq. Went Ahead And Bent Over The Chair

In a stunning rebuke of Mario Apuzzo, Esq.’s and Leo Donofrio Esq.’s  ludicrous Birther legal theories, an Arizona judge dismissed another Birther lawsuit.

Here is a pdf of the decision from The Fogbow’s scribd page:

Allen-ORDER-Dismissing-Complaint

Here is the really fun language:

Most importantly, Arizona courts are bound by United States Supreme Court precedent in construing the United States Constitution, Arizona v. Jay J. Garfield Bldg. Co., 39 Ariz. 45, 54, 3 P.2d 983, 986 (1931), and this precedent fully supports that President Obama is a natural born citizen under the Constitution and thus qualified to hold the office of President. See United States v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 U.S. 649, 702-03 (1898) (addressing U. S. Const. amend. XIV); Ankeny v. Governor of the State of Indiana, 916 N.E.2d 678, 684-88 (Ind. App. 2010) (addressing the precise issue). Contrary to Plaintiff’s assertion, Minor v. Happersett, 88 U.S. 162 (1874), does not hold otherwise.

Once again, the courts have slapped the idiotic two citizen-parent theory down.  And the ludicrous Minor v. Happersett interpretation the Birthers peddle. I am curious what the Birther accusations will be.  Probably, that this court is corrupt, or scairt, or liberal, or on the take, or whatever, or all of the foregoing.

You can be assured that you will not hear, “Uh, maybe Mario Apuzzo, Esq. and Leo Donofrio, Esq. are wrong???”

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image and the Easter Egg. The Image is Enrico Caruso in Pagliacci.  As Wiki says:

Pagliacci was an instant success and it remains popular today. It contains one of opera’s most famous and popular arias, “Recitar! … Vesti la giubba” (literally, To perform! … Put on the costume, but more often known in English as On with the motley).

The applicable definition of motley here is the particolored costume of a jester.

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7 responses to “Arizona Court Spanks Birthers!!! (Again)

  • ellen

    I believe this makes it three state courts (Georgia, Indiana and Arizona) and one federal court in Virginia that have now ruled specifically that Obama is a Natural Born Citizen under the definition provided in Wong Kim Ark. In addition there are several rulings by state and federal courts that describe the US-born children of foreigners as Natural Born Citizens.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Ellen!!!

      So far that is right. Some of the other states that dismissed on procedural issues may fall into the same category as the Birthers pursue their appeals.

      I wonder when some Birther is going to sue Apuzzo, Taitz, or Donofrio for giving them lousy legal advice on this stuff.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

    • Reality Check

      The election commission in Indiana also mentioned the Ankeny decision while spanking Orly. I posted a comment at Apuzzo’s blog advising him of the AZ ruling and I asked him how many rulings it would take before he would admit he is wrong about Minor v Happersett. He hasn’t let it through moderation yet. It was a rhetorical question of course.

  • wtfru

    put all of those 4 rulings together and you get a mini size bowl of dicta diarrhea.

    WKA is not precedent on NBC, pathetic fools, haha. Even Indiana and Georgia said that WKA case was not about NBC. State judges don’t have the guts to elaborate on anything, not even on their 2 sentence dicta diarrhea, So sorry for you guys, haha…

    • whatever4

      So how’s that theory working out for you so far? Win many cases with it?

    • Thomas Brown

      What a load of crap.

      The Indiana and Georgia Elections officers DID say that NBC can be read from WKA. And the guy rejecting everything Orly argued was the head of the Romney Campaign in Indiana, a Republican. So him not having the ‘guts’ to give you the ruling your little pudendum palpitates for is ludicrous.

      Where do you get your information, a Ouija board? The horoscope page? A gypsy down the street? Pull it from where the sun don’t shine?

      Ever see Monty Python’s “The Holy Grail”? The Black Knight shouting “The Black Knight is invincible!” as he bleeds on the dirt with his arms and legs cut off, and being called a loony?

      That’s where you are, poor pathetic fool. Every Court, every Judge, every Elections Board in the land will be finding President Obama eligible, and you lug-nuts are not going to be biting anyone’s knees off. It’s finished. Except for us gathering Birther tears into a finger bowl and washing our privates in them.

      We (and all loyal Americans) will be laughing at you for a long time to come, pal. Get used to it.

    • Thomas Brown

      I dunno, ‘wtfru’, this sounds pretty explicit:

      “…Arizona courts are bound by United States Supreme Court precedent in construing the United States Constitution, Arizona v. Jay J. Garfield Bldg. Co., 39 Ariz. 45, 54, 3 P.2d 983, 986 (1931), and this precedent fully supports that President Obama is a natural born citizen under the Constitution and thus qualified to hold the office of President. See United States v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 U.S. 649, 702-03 (1898)…”

      Did you fail Reading Comprehension?

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