April Fools Day (A Poem For Anti-Birthers and Obots)

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April Fools Day

A Poem For Anti-Birthers and Obots
by Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

The first day of April is special to us.
The Birthers don’t see why we make such a fuss.
It seems like the answer is perfectly clear.
We only fib this one day of the year.

The Birthers, they do it day in and day out,
And the newness wore off. They got jaded no doubt.
But to us, it’s like Christmas, so we hold it dear.
We only fib this one day of the year.

So the Birthers look on as we laugh and we play.
They don’t understand. They look on in dismay.
Their innocence lost forever I fear.
But we only fib this one day of the year

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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7 responses to “April Fools Day (A Poem For Anti-Birthers and Obots)

  • David Farrar

    Big Sis Janet Napolitano and the Obama private army working under ICE, has placed an HUGE order for 450,000,000 (YES..MILLION) rounds of 40 calliber ultra high performance optimum penetration for terminal performance rounds from Defense contractors ATK.

    They also have an open order for 175 million rounds of .223 caliber rifle rounds.

    I have to ask each and every one of you reading this today a series of very important questions and would love some answers.

    1/ Why does the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency need to be so heavily armed and need so many detention facilities? Go to their web site and check out the massive number in each state, far many more than are needed for illegal immigrants. http://www.ice.gov/detention-facilities/ . Have a look at how many employees this agency has grown to, the different divisions and the always growing number of “special agents” all heavily armed with armored tanks, vehicles and heavy duty military style equipment. All this to catch some illegals? I do not think so, as they have done a very bad job of that so far.

    2/ Is this the private army that President Barack Hussein Obama said and promised that he would form when running for president, which would be as well equipped and trained as the regular army? If so, he has it now and it was all done on our watch! Shame on us.

    3/ If it is, why now and what for? Surely they are not expecting millions and millions of illegals to come swarming over our borders?

    4/ Is there something about to break in this election year that may stop the election or ensure an Obama victory and the final curtain for the Republic as we know it comes down?

    I find that it is very alarming that this is happening now at the same time that from President Barack Hussein Obama down, using the public and private media and well known extreme left wing figures like Sharpton, Spike Lee, Jessie Jackson, several politicians, the New Black Panthers etc, a race war is being promoted every day using the African American population as pawns, feeding them vile and more than often incorrect information, angering them and in return angering and frustrating a well armed and trained group of whites who see a huge injustice about to occur.

    America, wake up to the distinct probability that the America we love is on the edge of collapse, and that violence and economic destruction will be a huge part of that collapse.

    To many, it seems impossible that this would happen here, on the streets of the towns and ciities that you live in. That people you work with, live next to, like and maybe are related to, could become an enemy combatant with as strong a desire to destroy and remake America as we have of saving the America given to us by our Founding Fathers.

    This is a short article compared to many I have written, but the message is as important and strong as anything I have written or spoken of before. Please be aware of what is happening to our beloved America, be prepared to maybe have to do something you never dreamt you would have to do. When that time comes, God will give you the strength to do what is needed as long as you are ready and have everything you need to do it.


    By Fred Brownbill on March 30, 2012in Constitution Legal Watch

    ex animo

    • whatever4

      And this has nothing to do with presidential eligibility. Don’t like Obama’s actions? Elect Congress members who will oppose him. But don’t confuse political dissent with eligibility questions or rebellion, particularly if you claim to support the Constitution.

    • roadburner


      despite wanting to believe otherwise, this is nothing out of the ordinary.
      the order placed is for over the course of 5 years (getting a good price in the process – see how your president is saving you money?).. as is normal with govt ammo stockpiles, a lot of it is later sold and ends up on the civilian market.

      regarding the .223 ammuntion, it is worth noting that 5,56mm and .223 are not interchangeable in standard military rifles. they are similar, but not the same, so the idea of arming the military to keep the masses down when using the incorrect cartridge doesn´t make a lot of sense.

      there are elements of this report where the wording has been put together to make it more sensationalist. sounds like the `obama is going to take away our guns!!!´ buit that came just after the election. anything that could chamber a cartridge went skyrocketing in price, ammo shortages occurred as people stockpiled and also shot up in price. did he take away their guns? no, but arms manufacturers and gun shops had an absolute field day and raked the cash in.

      a good example of taking something that isn´t particually out of the ordinary, spinning it to fit an agenda, then dropping it into the laps of the chicken littles. all that was missing was `this report was brought to you by the NRA´.


    • Northland10

      Darn Poe’s Law. With David, I cannot tell if he was doing an April 1st comment or actually serious in his paranoia.

  • Monkey Boy


    You are a traitor; a seditious anti-American traitor for trying to forment civil war. This scenario is the fondest pipe-dream of you traitorous birthers.

    If anyone is dull enough to believe that you traitors are truly deluded about the eligibility of the President, this should serve to wake even the dullest up to notice that an irrational hatred for the President is the engine that’s driving this sedition–no constitutional concerns.

    • RoadScholar

      Yeah, but he’s also a buffoon. I mean, up to now he seemed kind of even-keeled if wrong and deluded, but with the above comment it’s clear that David Farrar is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs.

      Obama’s private army? Concentration camps? Man, you have to have an entire BOX of screws loose if you buy any of that WND/Freeper-type swill.

      America is fine. We have weathered Hitler and Tojo, Krushchev and Castro, great depressions and disasters made by man and nature. Screw that tin-foil hat down a bit tighter, there, David… It doesn’t matter how much literary diarrhea you throw at our President, YOU and your greasy, sweat-stained, bitter, hate-addicted racist cohorts are doing more damage to America than Barack Obama ever could.

      You’re not Paul Revere riding to warn the country of peril; you’re a joke. Nobody will pay any attention to the crap above, because they know nothing you predict will ever happen. You’re like that preacher who redicted the exact day the world would end twice , and when it didn’t everyone said “Jeez, what an idiot” and went on with their lives.

      And this fall, people will be connecting nutjobs like you to the Republican party, not people like Squeeky and John Woodman and my brother who are sane, good-natured, honest, loyal conservative-leaning Americans. So thank you, really. Keep up the good work.

      • Monkey Boy

        What I find unbelievable is that they would rather destroy America than allow the President that a majority of Americans elected function. This “dog in the manger” attitude is taken without regard to the damage that they themselves, and their children and grandchildren, would suffer. All the time lying and proclaiming how “patriotic” they are.

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