An Easter Song: Here Comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale!!!

After Adopting New Uniforms For The Posse, Sheriff Joe Shrewdly Calculated Jerry Corsi Would No Longer Stick Out Like A Sore Thumb

Here Comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale!!!

By Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Here comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale
Tumblin’ down the Birfer Trail,
Rickety, crotchety
Geezer’s on his way.

Has a Cold Case Posse, too.
Doing all that they can do
To make the Sheriff’s problems go away.

He’s got Deputy Mike Zullo
And Jerry Corsi, too.
And if things get too dull, Oh
World Net Daily will come through!

Oh! Here comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale
Stumblin’ down the Birfer Trail,
Rickety, crotchety
Geezer’s on his way.

Here comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale
Fumblin’ down the Birfer Trail,
He’s doing a press conference every day:

“The Image is a forgery!!!”
“The M-S-M ignores me!!!”
Obama’s turned loose the F-T-C!!!”.

We don’t need an Easter morning
To wake up and find his eggs.
They’re always running down his face,
‘Cause his stories have no legs.

Oh! Here comes Sheriff Rotten-Tale
Bumblin’ down the Birfer trail,
Rickety, crotchety
Geezer’s on his way.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1Here Comes Peter Cottontail. If you don’t know the tune, here is a youtube video. The song was made famous  by Cowboy Gene Autry:

Note 2. The Easter Egg. A reference to the last lines of the song, White RabbitFeed your head.

Note 3. The Image. I found this very interesting image here:

http://weheartit.com/entry/11559918

Note 4. Having Legs. This is an idiom meaning:

“to continue to be of interest.”

Example:  This latest scandal has legs – you’ll probably still be reading about it in a year’s time.

While the Sheriff’s various tales do have interest to the Birther Community, these are just reincarnations of earlier rumors and half-truths that have no legs outside Birferdom. Which is the real reason why the Main Stream Press (MSM) ignores them. Not intimidation or fear as alleged by various Birthers.

 

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About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 31. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a new kitten! I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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