Fifty Shades Of Stupid!!! (Or, Spanking Another Freeper Birther)

By The 89th Shade, They Were Really Having To Strain For Material

OMG!!! I stumbled across this little bit of SHEER TOTAL STUPIDITY while browsing the Free Republic Birther threads. There is sooo much Birther idiocy there that I could churn out 10 Internet Articles per day easily just by pointing out their legal mistakes, absurdities, and logical fallacies. It would be the equivalent of shooting very stupid fish in a very tiny barrel. Sooo, usually I just giggle and move on to something else. But this piece of nuttiness by Freeper Diogeneslamp was just too dumb to pass up.

Down below in the notes you can find links, and a screen capture of the idiocy.  Now, on with the story. The Freeper Birthers are all babbling and drooling and stuff, and Freeper Diogeneslamp pops out his little copy of John Adam’s personal Law book of English Common law, published in 1736. Which says:

All those are natural born Subjects whose Parents, at the Time of their Birth, were under the actual Obedience of our King, and whose Place of Birth was within his Dominions.

and to the side of that the margin note says:

In Calvins Case those which were born in Normandy, Gascon, while under actual Obedience to the Kings of England, were Subjects born. And this by the Statute is declared to have been the Common Law; but those born there now are Aliens, those places not being in the actual Possession of our King.

Now, I debated Diogeneslamp on numerous occasisons before the Freeper Birthers got tired of me kicking their butts and got me banned. He knows about Wong Kim Ark, and argues mightily that it doesn’t provide precedent on natural born citizenship passing to those born inside the United States regardless of the citizenship of the parents. And he knows, from that same case, that natural born citizenship passes to those born outside the country to American parent(s) by statutory law.

In short, Diogeneslamp is fully aware of this excerpt from Wong Kim Ark via the Ankeny Court:

The Wong Kim Ark Court explained:

The fundamental principle of the common law with regard to English nationality was birth within the allegiance-also called „ligealty,‟ „obedience,‟ „faith,‟ or „power‟-of the king. The principle embraced all persons born within the king‟s allegiance, and subject to his protection. Such allegiance and protection were mutual,-as expressed in the maxim, „Protectio trahit subjectionem, et subjectio protectionem,‟-and were not restricted to natural-born subjects and naturalized subjects, or to those who had taken an oath of allegiance; but were predicable of aliens in amity, so long as they were within the kingdom. Children, born in England, of such aliens, were therefore natural-born subjects. But the children, born within the realm, of foreign ambassadors, or the children of alien enemies, born during and within their hostile occupation of part of the king‟s dominions, were not natural-born subjects, because not born within the allegiance, the obedience, or the power, or, as would be said at this day, within the jurisdiction, of the king.

Lookie!!! The Courts say the same thing as the book. “Within the Obedience” doesn’t mean “citizen.”  It means within the physical jurisdiction of the King.  Clearly, it is the place of birth which controls natural born citizenship for those born inside the country. But, to actually read from John Adams’ book and recognize that fact means you have to quit being a two citizen-parent Birther. Because you to have to face the fact that the citizenship of the parents has NOTHING to do with those born INSIDE the country. Criminy, if the country’s possession reverts, there goes the citizenship, parents notwithstanding. What, does your parentage change if the country changes hands??? This is not just my opinion.

Here it is again, in Ankeny, citing Wong Kim Ark:

It thus clearly appears that by the law of England for the last three centuries, beginning before the settlement of this country, and continuing to the present day, aliens, while residing in the dominions possessed by the crown of England, were within the allegiance, the OBEDIENCE, the faith or loyalty, the protection, the power, and the jurisdiction of the English sovereign; and therefore every child born in England of alien parents was a natural-born subject, unless the child of an ambassador or other diplomatic agent of a foreign state, or of an alien enemy in hostile occupation of the place where the child was born.

III. The same rule was in force in all the English colonies upon this continent down to the time of the Declaration of Independence, and in the United States afterwards, and continued to prevail under the constitution as originally established.

Diogeneslamp has been exposed to all this before. Numerous times. There is no excuse for him not recognizing it.  So, how does he handle this clear conflict between his own evidence and his own beliefs??? Simple. He ignores it and tries to pass it off as the same as Vattel’s definition. Like this:

A. English Common law says if you are born here, you’re NBC, and your PARENTS’ citizenship is irrelevant.


B. Vattel says NBC only occurs when both PARENTS are citizens.


C. They must be the same thing as what Vattel says, because they both mention the word PARENTS.

I don’t think stupid is too harsh a word  to use. Here it is in his own words:

Hmm… It mentions that a person’s Parents must be in Actual Obedience to the King, and it mentions this BEFORE it says anything about where such a subject should be born, establishing the first requirement as the more important of the two, in my opinion.

Wow. This definition of “Natural-born Subject” sounds very much like the Vattel definition of “natural born citizen”! The first thing both definitions mention is “parents.” Loyal Parents. If “parents” aren’t important, why would they be mentioned? This law book was also subsequently owned by John Adam’s son, John Quincy Adams. (Who also became President.)

But, being the legal whiz that he is, Diogeneslamp must realize that the link to Vattel is a little weak. Sooo, how are we supposed to know that John Adams ascribes to the Vattel definition???  Simple. Because Adams stayed with Vattel’s published in France during the Revolutionary War.

Sooo, that is pretty stupid. Ignoring the Wong Kim Ark and the Ankeny Court saying the same thing as is found in John Adams’ book is pretty stupid. Trying to cobble Vattel onto the book in spite of the clearly opposite meaning is pretty stupid. Ignoring your own evidence is pretty stupid. Trying to convince us that Adam’s staying with the publisher is proof of anything is pretty stupid. But you know what is the stupidest thing of all that Diogeneslamp does???

He forgets to check the publishing date of Adams’ personal book on English Common Law – – – which proves to be 1736, or 22 years BEFORE the first publication of Vattel’s Law Of Nations in 1758.  Yes, Diogeneslamp believes, and expects us to believe, that Adams’ book is parroting a definition of citizenship that won’t be written for another 22 years. I could go on.

If somebody made a career of studying Diogeneslamp’s stupidity, I am pretty sure they would need a title like 1000 Shades of Stupid.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. Screen Capture: Here is a screen capture of Diogeneslamp’s dribble. You can click on it to make it larger:

Note 2: Here is a link to it. Just scroll down to comment #224:;page=201;;comment=224

Note 3. Here’s a link to the 1736 book:

Note 4. the Free Republic ban. Here is a link, with photos, of when the Free Republic Birthers wussied out and ran in panic stricken terror from me:

Note 5: The Image.  This is a 1947 photo of Salvador Dali using a model as a desk.   Photograph by Bob Sandberg, Museum of the City of New York, The LOOK Collection.”  It is rumored that IKEA is working on reproductions.

About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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12 responses to “Fifty Shades Of Stupid!!! (Or, Spanking Another Freeper Birther)

  • David Farrar

    Now Squeeky,

    we’ve been over this a few times before. The lower court decision of the 2009 Ankeny case cannot stand, and is, on its face unconstitutional. The courts cannot create natural law. The plenary authority of government can create citizenship, but it cannot create an Art. II, §1, cl. 5 natural born Citizen.

    As I have pointed out before, the Ankeny court errored when it saw an English common law natural born subject the same as a post American revolutionary war “natural born” Citizen. They are not the same and the difference lies at the cornerstone of our democracy.

    ex animo

    • Sam the Centipede

      You may have pointed that out many times, ex ano David, but it has been pointed out to you many times that you are wrong.

      It is a cornerstone of all legal systems that the law is the same for everybody so you cannot just invent theories and fairy stories and declare them Da Troof. The law is what is determined by Congress, clarified by court decisions. They disagree with you so you are wrong, 100% wrong.

      You wilfully misunderstand the role of English common law here. Nobody is saying that English common law is or was applicable to the USA. What they are saying is that the new country was created to have its own government and administration; the primary reason was not dissatisfaction with a legal system. So the US inherited the bits of English common law that were not in conflict with its primary aims, including concepts, structure and terminology.

      The distinction between citizen and subject that you draw is absurd – both relate to which government and head of state (be that an inherited or elected position) that a person has allegiance to and the protection of. And anyway, that’s not the usual point of clarification, which is the term “natural born”, which mans “born with that nature” (not born naturally – it ain’t our current dialect!).

      The take-home point, to put in anum Davidi is that you might think the law is X but if higher courts deliberate and say it is Y, then they are by definition right and you are wrong. Why cannot birthers understand this simple fact?

      And anyway, The People chose Barack Obama – why do birthers feel that their prejudices and stupid notions should override the people’s decision? What do you want, a monarchy with a ruler chosen by The Blessed Few?

    • Andy

      Weird – because the Supreme Court completely agreed with the Ankeny court. So either you’re wrong, or the Supreme Court of the United States has been wrong for over 100 years.

      No offense Dave, but I don’t think you’re argument will convince as many people as the Supreme Court. It has the Constitution backing it. You have nothing.

    • whatever4

      David — is there a list of accepted natural laws? If courts can’t create natural law, how do they know what areas to avoid?

  • Monkey Boy

    I see David is making another “poop and run” post of abject nonsense. He just strings together obscure, multi-syllable words that make no sense together, and sometimes contradict. I suppose that this passes for erudition among birther mouth breathers.

    English common law, from which basic American statutory and case derives, was created not by courts, or even kings, but by an evolving tradition unique to that island.

    For instance, Salic law tradition was that a title could not pass through a woman. Not surprising considering the warrior traditions of the Germano-Frankish tribes; land (a title) was gained by conquest and had to be held by force.

    However, Celtic and Saxon tribes did have occasionally have ruling queens (Queen Boudicca, for example).

    When Henry I, son of William the Conqueror, lost all of his legitimate male offspring, he named his daughter, Maud, as heir to his English throne, and the nobles accepted it and swore fealty to her. Although, the nobility was overwhelmingly Norman, they accepted the common law of the realm which allowed female rulers.

    So, your nonsense about “natural law” is just that. Law evolves in a particular place by tradition, or is arbitrarily imposed (Napoleon). It also may be (and, often is) changed by defacto authority. Nature has little to do with it.

  • Monkey Boy

    Off-topic, but to good to keep to myself!

    Funny how people who haven’t seen Romney’s tax returns are calling Harry Reid a liar, but John McCain, who has, isn’t. #MittRomney

  • John Wayne

    Obama’s College Classmate: The Obama Scandal is at Columbia
    TheBlaze ^ | August 6, 2012 | Wayne Allyn Root

    Posted on Monday, August 06, 2012 6:46:19 PM by Jess Kitting

    Why are the college records, of a 51-year-old President of the United States, so important to keep secret? I think I know the answer.

    If anyone should have questions about Obama’s record at Columbia University, it’s me. We both graduated (according to Obama) Columbia University, Class of ’83. We were both (according to Obama) Pre-Law and Political Science majors. And I thought I knew most everyone at Columbia. I certainly thought I’d heard of all of my fellow Political Science majors. But not Obama (or as he was known then- Barry Soetoro). I never met him. Never saw him. Never even heard of him. And none of the classmates that I knew at Columbia has ever met him, saw him, or heard of him.

    But don’t take my word for it. The Wall Street Journal reported in 2008 that Fox News randomly called 400 of our Columbia classmates and never found one who had ever met Obama.

    • Andy

      Of course, the “Wall Street Journal” report was an opinion piece. In fact, I can’t find Fox News even making mention of it, though numerous sources cite that opinion piece in WSJ. Do you have the Fox News article to corroborate your claim?

      And it’s according to Columbia that he graduated there, and that he was a Pre-law and Political Science Major.

      • RoadScholar

        Don’t sweat it. “JW” is a known and documented liar and a disgrace to his country. He never even went to Columbia.

  • Rambo_Ike

    How stupid can one of Charlie’s girls be?

    The feudal concept of being a subject in a sovereign king’s domain was delegated to the ashheap of history as far as the American founders were concerned when they signed the Declaration of Independence.

    • Monkey Boy

      A meaningless and manifestly stupid post! It says what?

      The bandwidth you save may be your own.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Rambo Ike!!!

      Oh, you just need to read Wong Kim Ark. There is a link here at the top of the page to it, or you can read Ankeny in the “The Case That The ‘Two Citizen-Parent’ Birthers Just HATE!!!” above.

      You are entitled to your opinions, BUT you are NOT entitled to the facts. The Courts have ruled the same way since 1844 and if you don’t like their findings, that is your privilege.

      And, when you go around telling other people that your OPINION is the law, then you are just lying to them. That is wrong. People shouldn’t lie.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

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