Well, the Birthers have been doing the D-I-Y, do it yourself, thing for a while now. For example, Sam Sewell of the Steady Drip has this posted for DIY Birther lawsuits in Kentucky.
Well, why should they have all the fun??? Perhaps it is only fair that we on the other side try our hand at it. Sooo:
Have YOU ever wished that YOU could get rid of that annoying Birther in YOUR life in a safe and humane fashion??? Or at least shut him or her up from their incessant babbling??? Well, WISH NO MORE!!! Now, with our handy Do It Yourself Birther Involuntary Civil Commitment Form, you can have your annoying Birther(s) whisked away to a local Mental Hospital!!! Regain your own Sanity, and once again enjoy quiet and rational evenings at home, or other location, free from the Birther rant and cant.
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Disclosure: This form may not be valid in all states, and is not meant to be a substitute for legal counsel or advice. Neither The Birther Think Tank nor Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter is responsible for any damages arising from the use of this form. It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling, although nobody will likely miss any Birthers if they are in a mental hospital for a while, if ever.
Here is a full pdf of the form: