A Little DIY For The Sane Among Us

A Low-Bottom-y??? Poor Edgar, The Birther, Figured This Must Be The Medical Term For A “Butt Tuck”

Well, the Birthers have been doing the D-I-Y, do it yourself, thing for a while now.  For example, Sam Sewell of the Steady Drip has this posted for DIY Birther lawsuits in Kentucky.


Well, why should they have all the fun??? Perhaps it is only fair that we on the other side try our hand at it. Sooo:

Have YOU ever wished that YOU could get rid of that annoying Birther in YOUR life in a safe and humane fashion??? Or at least shut him or her up from their incessant babbling??? Well, WISH NO MORE!!! Now, with our handy Do It Yourself Birther Involuntary Civil Commitment Form, you can have your annoying Birther(s) whisked away to a local Mental Hospital!!! Regain your own Sanity, and once again enjoy quiet and rational evenings at home, or other location, free from the Birther rant and cant.

Simply click on each page to make it larger.

Disclosure: This form may not be valid in all states, and is not meant to be a substitute for legal counsel or advice. Neither The Birther Think Tank nor Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter is responsible for any damages arising from the use of this form. It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling, although nobody will likely miss any Birthers if they are in a mental hospital for a while, if ever.

Here is a full pdf of the form:

Do It Yourself Birther Involuntary Commitment Form

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter


About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 34. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a new kitten! I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

11 responses to “A Little DIY For The Sane Among Us

  • The 40 year old magpie

    Once again, brilliant!

  • Marovitch

    Is that a picture of Peter Tork?

  • Rambo_Ike

    The marxist squatting in America’s white House

    Ike: “Enjoy”

    But why?

    An insight into the biggest influence during his formative years:

    Obama writes, “Looking back, I’m not sure Lolo ever fully understood what my mother was……… Sometimes I would overhear him and my mother arguing in their bedroom, usually about her refusal to attend his company dinner parties, where American businessmen from Texas and Louisiana……….He would ask her how it would look for him to go alone, and remind her that these were her own people, and my mother’s voice would rise to almost a shout.” “They [the Americans] are not my people!”

    Obummo said of his mother, “She was the dominant figure in my formative years … The values she taught me continue to be my touchstone when it comes to how I go about the world of politics.”

    0bumm0’s mother, Stanley Ann was greatly influenced by left-wing and communist teachers in the Mercer Island High School, who had the students read the philosophers Sartre and Kierkegaard, “The Communist Manifesto” and question the existence of God. Stanley Ann touted herself as an atheist.

    Mercer Island High was a hotbed of pro-Marxist radical teachers. John Stenhouse, board member, testified before the House Un-American Activities Subcommittee that he had been a member of the Communist Party USA and the school has a number of Marxists on its staff. Two teachers at this school, Val Foubert and Jim Wichterman, both Frankfurt School style Marxists, taught a critical theory curriculum to students which included; rejection of societal norms, attacks on Christianity, the traditional family, and assigned readings by Karl Marx. The hallway between Foubert’s and Wichterman classrooms was called “anarchy ally.”

    A high school classmate described Stanley Ann as a *”fellow traveler”. . . . “We were liberals before we knew what liberals were.”

    *Fellow Traveler was first applied to non-communists who were inclined toward the views of the Communist Party by Leon Trotsky.
    Here’s the next one to get little Barry [0bumm0] during his formative years till he leaves for college.


    The book opens and you can read 1st part of the introduction
    Here’s a few excerpts from an article by Jamie Glazov of FrontPageMag interviewing Paul Kengor on his book “The Communist”:

    FP: Ok, so who was Frank Marshall Davis?

    Kengor: Frank Marshall Davis, Communist Party USA (CPUSA) number 47544, was a 20th century American who wrote pro-Soviet propaganda in newspaper columns and was a loyal Soviet patriot.

    FP: What do you mean by “loyal Soviet patriot?”

    Kengor: While it will shock naïve liberals who still don’t grasp the horrors of communism, readers of FrontPage will understand. Leftist Americans who took the extraordinary step of joining CPUSA swore a loyalty oath to the USSR—Stalin’s USSR in the case of Frank Marshall Davis. The oath stated: “I pledge myself to rally the masses to defend the Soviet Union, the land of victorious socialism. I pledge myself to remain at all times a vigilant and firm defender of the Leninist line of the Party, the only line that insures the triumph of Soviet Power in the United States.”

    FP: You interview someone who knew Obama at Occidental and says that Obama was an actual communist at Occidental.

    Kengor: That’s right. The person is Dr. John Drew, who I’ve interviewed at length and remain in regular contact with today. He’s totally credible, no axe to grind, no story to sell. Drew contacted me because he knew I was researching Davis. Drew sees himself as the “missing link” between Obama’s time with Frank Marshall Davis and with later radicals like Bill Ayers and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Drew himself was a Marxist at the time, and Obama was introduced to him as a fellow Marxist—as “one of us.” Drew told me about Obama’s belief in what Drew described as the “Frank Marshall Davis fantasy of revolution.” Drew, who was a more realistic, chastened Marxist, was stunned at Obama’s unwavering belief in the imminence of a Marxist revolution in the United States.

    Then there is a Beck interview of Kengor on Trevor Loudon’s New Zeal Blog. Cliff Kincaid is mentioned there, and along with Louden & Kengor, makes 3 extremely knowledgeable people on this subject.


    Loudon also has recently released a book titled “Barack Obama and the Enemies Within.” Everytime I see that title it make me think of Cicero’s famous “Enemy Within the Gates” speech: “A nation…………cannot survive treason from within………..He rots the soul of a nation……he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist…..The traitor is the plague.”
    Dreams from my Real Father: A Story of Reds and Deception

    Commies Here, Commies There, Pinko-Commies Everywhere

    Alice Palmer– hard line commie and soviet operative makes 0bumm0 her Chief of Staff
    Bill Ayers & Bernardine Dohrn– revolutionary communists started 0bumm0’s political career at their home
    Quinton Young– 0bumm0’s communist doctor
    New Party– local communist political party in Chicago area connected to 0bumm0
    Progress Chicago– marxist organization co-founded by 0bumm0
    0bumm0 dreams of a communist revolution in America


    Note: Key elements of what John Drew says have been verified by liberal writers

    Excerpts from the interview:

    Drew: “I met him through my girlfriend………..She was the co-president of the Democrat Socialist Alliance at Occidental College and wanted to introduce young Obama to me over Christmas break 1980 as “one of us.””

    FP: What was the young Obama like ideologically?

    Drew: “The young Obama was a garden variety Marxist-Leninist. He……believed that social forces where creating an inevitable Communist revolution in the U.S. and that it was important to have a highly trained elite of educated leaders guide this revolutionary process and oversee it once the revolution took place.”

    FP: What did Obama say that made you think he was a Marxist?

    Drew: “I definitely remember him taking about the need to prepare ourselves and the people for the coming Communist revolution.”
    My opinion after 4 years; 0bumm0 is a Neo-Marxist. Not the classical marxism of “Workers vs Owners of Business”, but instead, pitting people against each other based on skin color. 0bumm0 sees himself as “thee champion” of the ‘people of colors’ against a dominate christian white european founding culture in America, and that in his mind has to be fundamentally transformed.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Rambo Ike:

      I don’t plan on voting for Obama. But that has nothing to do with the Birther stuff. I try not to talk politics here because the “Truth About NBC Law” is neither Republican nor Democratic, neither liberal nor conservative, neither left nor right. It is just a matter of the TRUTH about the law, and simple legal analysis. That is why conservative lawyers, like Mark Levin, say bad things about Birthers.

      If you search my posting in other places, and even here before the long form was released, you will find a lot of my anti-Obama stuff. I even did a particularly wicked little poem called, I Am Thy Fool, A Sonnet For Romantic Obotski, based on Brownings, How Do I Love Thee sonnet which got a lot of press, not to mention others, some of which even got posted at Free Republic before the Wussy Scairt Birthers there got me banned for beating them like carpets over a clothesline WITH LOGIC.

      And, OH, my “Tres Outre'” poem about Michelle and the “Please Admit That You Don’t Like Obama ‘Cause He’s Black” piece, and my
      “Ich Bin Ein Birther.” As a matter of fact, I even invented the word “Obotski.” Orly Taitz even printed one of my Internet Articles at her website, one about Lakin.

      BUT, I was NEVER a two-citizen parent Birther, and when Obama finally coughed up his long form, there was no reason to keep questioning where he was born, in my humble opinion. It was time to quit being a Birther. That is what I write about, stuff relating to “birtherism”, which has become a delusional nonsensical ailment.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

    • Monkey Boy

      Its difficult the mindset of someone who spew this verbal diarrhea. Like the end result of “Montezuma’s revenge,” it is voluminous, watery, expelled with great force, and stinks the place up.

      It takes an abject fool to think that the nonsensical parroting of “magic” words like “communist,” “socialist,” “Hitler,” etc. makes any impact outside of the deluded canyons ODS. I invite you to continue to make fools of yourselves.

  • Art Telles

    Very clever Squeeky…

    But, what’s the point…

    … if the DIY gag does not advance the ORIGINAL intent of the ORIGINAL words of the ORIGINAL ‘Birther’ document, specifically the words ‘natural born Citizen’ and ‘Citizen’ in the SAME Clause 5?

    Don’t be surprised if you see something similar on the web that reflects accurately the non sequiturs of the Anti-Birthers, for example, their interpretation about the difference and purpose for the repeal of the 1790 Naturalization Act 3 words ‘natural Born Citizen’ and updated with the 1795 Naturalization Act 1 word ‘Citizen’.

    The whole DIY gag form could be accurately emended and the Founders would then stop spinning in their graves and return to resting in peace.

    The words “… Gag Order on CRAZY BIRTHER” could easily be replaced with the words “… Gag Order on CRAZY ANTI-BIRTHER”

    The Founders have been spinning ever since the first ‘Anti-Birther’ a long long long time ago articulated the view that the OCCUPIER-in-Chief BHObama, aka a ‘Citizen’ is eligible to be POTUS even though he is not a ‘natural born Citizen’.

    Every ‘natural born Citizen’ is a ‘Citizen’ eligible to occupy the office of President, but not every ‘Citizen’ is a ‘natural born Citizen’ and so is not eligible to occupy the office of President.

    So, the Do It Yourself gag form is very clever…

    … but it’s too bad that you’re wasting you creative time and energy defending the marxist Saul Alinsky acolyte, aka the Anti-Birther-in-Chief BHObama.

    But November 6, 2012 is coming, then BHObama and his regime will be a bad dream to be forgotten on the dung heap of dream history.

    To end with a verbal pat on the back, yes, I still like the way you write… so, Squeeky, write on.


    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter


      You can’t mix up “naturalization” laws and “NBC” stuff. The two don’t mix for people born INSIDE the U.S. As early as 1844, in the Lynch v. Clarke case, the judge construed the naturalization act language as meaning children born to aliens OUTSIDE of the U.S.

      I can dig you out a link if you like, but I am planning to do an Internet Article on the case in the next few weeks. It is kind of long, but many of the same arguments that Birthers make now, were made in 1844 and lost. Like the ante-Nati cases and the Boat” cases.

      Plus, there is a real cruncher put on your Original Intent argument by that judge, when he said that nobody back in those days would have figured parent’s citizenship mattered in NBC.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

  • Sam Sewell

    Gee, we could do the same thing with the ineligibility deniers.

    Sam Sewell

    Evidence Obama Ineligibility Movement is Winning

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Sam Sewell:

      Well, I am an anti-Birther, but I have to agree with you about the Birthers winning. Hey, sometimes the Big Lie works. I don’t think you all will win anything IN COURT because your legal theories are wackadoodle, but in the Court of Public Opinion, you guys are scoring points left and right.

      Most anti-Birthers and Obots do not agree with me on this. But, this knowledge just makes me fight harder, kind of like those Viking people who figure they will lose, but get to drink and eat and carouse like crazy until Gotterdammerung.

      I will go down swinging, and laughing.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

  • Paul

    I came across this post looking for an image on the pitfalls of DIY and love the image. Can you tell me where it came from.

    I agree with you that we face large problems in this country and Birther distractions are just a way to avoid dealing with important and difficult issues.


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