Two Orly Taitzs??? (Or, A Moldovan Doppleganger In Laguna Niguel)

Dr. Taitz Finally Figured Out How To Get More Than One Bite Of The Apple

Well, talk about mysteries. There I was, minding my own business, and surfing the web. I was heading to Dr. Orly Taitz’s website, to see what was new, and LO AND BEHOLD!, there I was in mid-search and this Image below showed up on my screen. Just click on the Image to make it larger:

I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! The Orly Taitz on the left was born on August 30, 1960.  The Orly Taitz on the right was born on August 30, 1962.  Yet, they look the same! The only possible explanations are that there is an Orly Taitz imposter out there, or Orly Taitz has a Doppelganger!!!

Wiki has this to say about Doppelgangers:

In fiction and folklore, a doppelgänger (German “double walker”) is a paranormal double of a living person, typically representing evil or misfortune. In modern vernacular it is simply any double or look-alike of a person. Doppelgängers often are perceived as a sinister form of bilocation and are regarded by some to be harbingers of bad luck.

Doppelgängers, as dark doubles of individual identities, appear in a variety of fictional works from Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s “The Double” to Al-Tayyib Salih’s Season of Migration to the North to Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man. In its simplest incarnation, mistaken identity is a classic trope used in literature, from Twelfth Night to A Tale of Two Cities. But in these cases, the characters look similar for perfectly normal reasons, such as being siblings or simple coincidence.

Some stories offer supernatural explanations for doubles. These doppelgängers are typically, but not always, evil in some way. The double will often impersonate the victim and go about ruining them, for instance through committing crimes or insulting the victim’s friends.

I mean this would explain a lot.  What if it wasn’t Orly Taitz who lost to the empty chair – – – what if it was the Doppelganger trying to ruin her??? Ditto for smarting off to the judge and getting sanctioned. And other bizarre behavior.  What if the real Orly Taitz is a dentist, who pulls teeth all day, and has no idea what the evil doppelganger attorney is up to??? (Hey, why should the Birthers have a monopoly on alternate realities???)

But what if it isn’t a doppelganger??? Then the only other possible explanation is that at least one Orly Taitz is an imposter! I mean, random bits of erroneous information never make it into the electronic public record, do they??? Sooo, let me say what I know the REAL Orly Taitz would want to say:


ORLYGATE! HELP ME TRACE THIS OBOT, CLAIMING SHE IS ME- CALL CNN AND FOXNEWS. DEMAND CONGRESS TO INVESTIGATE FOR SEE WHICH ME IS REAL ME.  DEMAND THAT SHERIFF ARPAIO ARREST IMPOSTER.  MAKE FENDANT. FIND MOTIFF.  SUBPOENA MARK ZULLO. FILE CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR FRAUD AND USE OF FORGED BIRTHDAY. DEMAND NO STINKING AMNESTY FOR PHONY ORLY TAITZ.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Cat’s Cradle by the artist Janieta Eyre. It can be found at the link below, among many other fantastically haunting images. Once you get to the website, click on Incarnations, and under that, click on Cat’s Cradle.  Try the other images there, too because they are really stark, and intense. They are well worth the time. Ms. Eyre is a very talented person!

http://www.janietaeyre.com/index2.htm

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About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 31. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a new kitten! I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

12 responses to “Two Orly Taitzs??? (Or, A Moldovan Doppleganger In Laguna Niguel)

  • Jim

    OMG, you know what this means? She LIED on her naturalization papers! If she said 1960, it should have been 1962. If you said 1962, it should have been 1960. All her identification is then FORGERY! She is an evil spy from Russia sent here by the Commies! SHE NEEDS TO BE DEPORTED AT ONCE! No one ever makes mistakes according to her…she must be CLEANSED FROM OUR SOCIETY! Evil, evil, woman! 😀

  • Yulia

    You are bribed obot and stupid. Dr. Taitz, esq is no two person. Only golem created by criminal Obama who has no papers.

    • Monkey Boy

      Julie, Julie, girl…chill out! Have a picture of margaritas or something.

      Nobody is calling Dr. Taitz, esq., and scourge of traders a golem. Squeeky is merely pointing out that it is easy to make mistake and give wrong information while making papers. Like the President did when an agent mistook his birth place.

      • Yulia

        I read your posts before, so I know you are stupid criminal obot and schwartze. You can not see. OBAMA IS GOLEM. Only golem need to forge all papers. Braindead fool, Obama is holy icon to you.

        • Monkey Boy

          Again, take it easy girl. No need to go postal.

          Did Dr. Taitz, esq. forge lawyer papers because she is not citizen and needed to do so?

  • Yulia

    What mean that go postal? I go to postal instead of Fed-ex for more economy. I am not wasteful and stupid obot

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Yulia!!!

      “Going postal’ means when people stamp their feet a lot, like when having fits. It is an “idiom”, and when you talk American, there are whole bunches of “idioms,” which is Latin for “not very smart people.” Sooo, you don’t want to “go postal.” OK???

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

    • notaxj

      What going postal usually refers to is when a person goes so crazy that they go in and shoot a bunch of people. The term comes from some postal workers that have gone crazy, shown up for work and shot a bunch of people.

      I do believe that Orly is on the verge of going postal. Very possible that Yulia will end up going postal if she hangs with Orly too long.

    • Northland10

      I go to postal instead of Fed-ex for more economy

      Might this cause a motion for an Emergency something to take a while to get to its destination?

  • Northland10

    ORLYGATE! HELP ME TRACE THIS OBOT, CLAIMING SHE IS ME- CALL CNN AND FOXNEWS. DEMAND CONGRESS …

    M*A*S*H had the Father Mulcahy sound-alike contest. You might be ready for the Dr. Orly blog-alike contest. You certainly have the title part down. Your artistic and thoughtful page layout may need work to match the “wonder to behold” that is OrLena’s blog, but I am confident, if you put your mind to it…

  • G

    ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent article. Of course, only the reality-based community can accept that informational errors are not that uncommon and don’t have to be connected to any “fraud” or “conspiracy” whatsoever.

    But as you so correctly point out, to an Orly Taitz or any Birther-thinking, this simply cannot be so and must be proof of criminal fraud of the highest order! All you need to tell the tinfoil crowd is that this is proof that the NWO’s secret clone technology, long being toiled at in the deep basements under the FEMA camps, has finally come to fruition! Obama’s secret plot to erase and replace Orly and all the rest of the Birthers with their pod-people clones is now in progress…and the best part about it is that nobody else will be able to tell the difference between the average Birther and a mere pod! Muuuuahahahahahaha! Be afraid Birthers, be very afraid…

  • Sam the Centipede

    I have uncovered the secret! Yulia’s pre-operation name was Igor.. the Igor who harnessed the power of lightning to animate a lifeform from discarded body parts (mainly teeth)!

    Can you imagine the screams from the monster as Yuliagor pulled the lever and the electricity surged down into the inert flesh of Orlenstein*, bleaching all color from its hair, blasting all intelligence from its cerebral cortex, flushing all honesty from its soul? Oh the pain, the pain!

    * Yes, pedants, I know.

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