One Nice Thing About Sheriff Joe Arpaio

From The Way The Hay Was Loaded, His Experts Assured Him There Was Definitely A Needle In There Somewhere

Well, it occurred to me that I am always saying bad things about the Birthers, poking fun at them, and hurting their feelings. If I am not careful I will probably become cynical and mean over time. Sooo, I figure every once in a while I ought to say something nice about the Birthers just to keep in practice. This is not going to be easy, but here I go.

ONE NICE THING about Sheriff Joe Arpaio is that he is NOT one of those stupid, idiotic, delusional, brain-dead, lying, quack-lawyer, dumb a$$, two citizen parents Birthers who goes around spouting off that God Awful silly drivel about Emerich de Vattel and citing ridiculous pre-Wong Kim Ark cases while pretending that Minor v. Happersett is precedent and ignoring all the current case law, and insulting my intelligence in the process, like some kind of moronic, mindless, lobotomized DORK!!!

Whew. I feel better already. I need to do this more often. It is good for the soul.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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9 responses to “One Nice Thing About Sheriff Joe Arpaio

  • Thomas Brown

    “What do you like most about your new boyfriend?”

    “Well… he isn’t Jeffrey Dahmer.”

  • Dave B.

    Did you hear about the new preacher, shows up at his first church and right away the very first thing he has to do is preach at a funeral. And the place is packed. Now he figures this must be– have been, that is– somebody really important, for everybody in town to show up like that, and he realizes that he doesn’t know a thing about the dear departed. And he doesn’t know what to do. So he’s going through all the standard hooha about “Dearly Beloved” this, that, and the other when he has a flash of inspiration. He says “I will now turn the service over to the congregation, so anybody here can give their own testimonial about our dear departed brother.”
    Well, it turned out they were all there just to make sure the old so-and-so was good and dead. Half of them had been poking the corpse with a pin to see if he’d jump. But nobody wanted to speak ill of the dead, however ill they’d thought of him.
    Finally, though, one old feller in the back got to feeling sorry for the new preacher, standing up there all confused and sweating and all, so he got up and looked around, and said the best thing he could think of to say about the cussword in that coffin over there:
    “Well, his brother was worse.”

    Same kind of thing, I reckon.

  • Reality Check

    I wouldn’t be so quick to give Shurf Joe credit for not going full de Vattel. Remember, when it comes to Birfering, Joe is Corsi’s puppet and he says what Corsi tells him about the evidence they created. Corsi has never been a big de Vattel Birther. I am not quite sure why other than to say it is not as sexy as the born in Kenya and that he based an entire POS book on the birth certificate so he would look pretty stupid to then say it all doesn’t matter anyway.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi RC!!!

      Maybe for Corsi it is that whole “getting clobbered in Court” thing he wants to stay away from. But, even back when he wrote Obama Nation he didn’t say anything about two citizen parents. Which ought to clue some people in that the crap is just a stupid Imaginary requirement.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • G

        Yeah…really says something about just how dumb the two citizen parent argument is, doesn’t it? I mean, when kooky 3rd rate online tabloid trash like WND won’t even pimp your silly stories, they must really, really be dumb!!! After all, WND was willing to sling sewer-level tabloid journalism about made up stories from the distant “memory” of a retired Cliff Claven wannabe…

        …Which means that even WND realizes that the two citizen parent nonsense is just one bridge too far on the “pulled entirely out of my ass” scale…

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