Princess Miki Haz A Mad (Or, She Goes Some More A Raving)

Really Miffed, Princess Miki And An Unknown Birther Wait For The Road To Open Up

Well, Princess Miki “The Mad Hawaiian” Booth aka Miki Mouth, really haz a mad on for Karl Rove. Here is an excerpt from her latest rant about him not playing along with all the Birther lunacy(Thanks to Reader Mitchina for making me aware of this!!!) :

Karl Rove has been especially vindictive to we the people of the eligibility movement, calling us “birthers” and “fringe” or saying that we have “a problem with a black man in the White House.” He mimics the same talking points spewed at us by everyone who would like us to shut up and go away because to reveal the truth strikes at the heart of their agenda: complete governmental control, the Constitution be damned. After an especially nasty tirade against “birthers” and announcing that Obama was eligible to go on the 2012 ballot, I emailed Rove explaining the difference between “natural born Citizen” and “native born Citizen.” I didn’t go into the fact that Obama has not even proven his “native born” status since the only record he has produced is a proven forgery. I didn’t expect an answer, so you can imagine my astonishment when I received one.

Rove was short and to the point. “You’re wrong!” “Obama’s was born in the United States and his mother was an American citizen so he is eligible.

I responded:

Oct. 26, 2011, at 11:51 AM, Miki Booth wrote:

Born to Citizen parents (both parents) It matters less where the child is born as in the case of military parents ie John McCain. Article II, Section I, Claus 5 requirement that president and VP (devolved) be natural born Citizens. Founders wanted highest standard of citizenship for the highest office in the land, to ensure the president and VP would have allegiance only to the US. Let me clue you in, Mr. Rove, at the time of Obama’s birth his father was a British subject of the UK colony of Kenya. My husband and son were both born in Kapiolani hospital and it makes no difference if he was born there, his Certification of Live Birth   and the Certificate of Live Birth posted on April 27 are both forgeries. Miki Booth

On Oct. 26, at 4:07 PM, Karl Rove a href=””>> wrote:

No US court has ever held a child born to a US mother on US soil to be anything other than a natural born citizen. Never. And no they aren’t.

Rove didn’t respond to my final email to him where I wrote:

Mr. Rove, you are thinking of native born citizen. Yet, again, you made a statement w/o facts to back it up. Name one court case defining natural born citizen and don’t rely on CRS propaganda.

Miki Booth

Sent from my iphone.

There is a lot more at the link, and it is a very fun read.  There is also a youtube video of Princess Miki and Mark Gillar discussing this, but about half way through it, darned if I didn’t fall asleep, and miss half of this week’s episode of White Collar to boot.  Sooo, I will write about that later if it warrants any attention.

What all this boils down to, is that Miki Mouth is mad because Karl Rove will not validate her insane belief system. The Birthers don’t do Reading Comprehension very well, and Wong Kim Ark and the Ankeny Decision are just plain over their heads. Plus, they are a bit raw in the hindquarters from getting kicked out of numerous court houses and landing on their butts, with a bill for the costs. That kinda smarts, if you know what I mean.

Karl Rove just ain’t giving Princess Miki, nor any other Birther, no respect. Rather than engage her in a prolonged discussion about the Imaginary Two Citizen Parent Theory, Rove has important things to do in the REAL world. This is what just chaps the Birthers’ asses. Yet, what else can they reasonably expect??? Every time someone does try to engage them, and explain the REAL law to them, they spin off into Legal LaLa Land with a bunch of Birther crap that doesn’t mean a thing to anybody who understands the law.

Anti-Birthers and Obots patiently explain the law to them. Judges explain the law to them. Congress hires people to write legal memorandums which fully explain the law to them. The law itself is readily available to them online, and they can read and study Wong Kim Ark for themselves. I have very nicely put both major cases here at The Birther Think Tank for them, above in the blog header. I even explain the facts of natural born citizenship to them.

Plus, people like Dr. Conspiracy, FogBow, and John Woodman, and others have set up blogs full of legal and factual information to help them through these first difficult days of military service. (Ooops, I got carried away.) The blogroll here is full of excellent resources by people who have done all the heavy lifting for the Birthers.  All they have to do is shut up long enough to read it.

And the Birthers ignore every piece of it, and keep on birfing out their ration of nonsense. So why should Karl Rove waste any of his time on them??? Frankly, Rove could set aside a full hour for Princess Miki and at the end of the hour she would still be trying to tell him he didn’t know what he was talking about, because her smarty-pants butt has done read a bunch of stupid Birther lawyers who haven’t been able to win one single case in four years.

No, Princess Miki, you don’t get no respect. And you don’t deserve any.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Dorothy Lamour and Jiggs, the chimpanzee, in the 1936 film, Jungle Princess. Wiki says:

The Jungle Princess is a 1936 motion picture released by Paramount Pictures, directed by William Thiele, and starringDorothy Lamour in her film debut, Ray Milland, and Ray Mala.

The film was a major hit and launched Lamour’s career as one of the leading stars of the era, often cast in similar sarong clad jungle adventure romances, which led to her playing leading lady to Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in the Road to… musical comedy movie series beginning four years later.

Note 2. She Goes Some More A Raving. This is a rave-Rove wordplay based on Lord Byron’s poem:

So We’ll Go No More a Roving

So, we’ll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.

For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.

Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we’ll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon.

Here is Joan Baez singing it:

About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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25 responses to “Princess Miki Haz A Mad (Or, She Goes Some More A Raving)

  • notaxj

    Birfers continue to exploit themselves by showing their total ignorance. Or is it ignorance. I’m starting to think they’re just plain stupid…

  • Monkey Boy

    I STILL believe that some one was parodying the Mouth. That level of insanity is not allowed on the street.

  • Dave B.

    Hey, speaking of Dorothy Lamour, have you ever seen “The Fleet’s In”, with her, William Holden, Betty Hutton, Cass Daley, Jimmy Dorsey and his Orchestra and a whole bunch of other very entertaining people? I thought you might get a kick out of this, Betty Hutton doing “Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing in a Hurry””
    Now there’s an outfit for you.

  • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

    Notice to Everybody:

    Wow, this is weird. I just noticed that this Internet Article somehow reverted to a saved draft form, which lost everything from the Tea Party link down to the final paragraph. That was about half of what I wrote. I have restored the correct version with the prolonged sermonizing by me.

    Sorry to everybody if it seemed a little disconnected, but I swear that was not the original form it was posted in.

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  • Monkey Boy

    Wow! This is sure to send Miki Mouth into a veritable paroxysm of rage and ranting.
    Florida Gives Up Voter Purge Efforts.
    From the link:

    In a statement, Judith Browne Dianis, co-director of the Advancement Project, one of the civil rights groups involved in the case, said, “This settlement represents a historic milestone for voting rights in Florida. It will ensure that naturalized citizens, the majority of whom are Latino, black and Asian, have the same opportunities as all Americans to participate in our political process and exercise the most fundamental right in our democracy—the right to vote. The Secretary of State has agreed to abandon its practice of forcing naturalized citizens to prove their citizenship, and that is a victory for all us.”

    I’ll be monitoring the Freak Republic for entertainment.

  • Lena

    This toilet bowl of a sight makes me sick. You mock and ridicule patriotic Americans and protesters who fight against criminal fraud and identify theft. You are complicit to treason and racketeering.

    I have heard that world famous and respected, decedent attorney, Dr. Orly Taitz, esq is considering an action against the most vicious and vocal Obots who are terrorising her and her supporters. Some of you have even attempted murder by disconnecting some kind of hose on her car. A truly vicious act against a patriotic American, who is decedent, and also wife and mother. Obot perfidy knows no limits.

    Dr. Taitz, esq. realizes that in some cases not much can be realized from defendants. Maybe empty wine bottles for redemption from some, and in some other cases stolen ipods and counterfeit fried chicken gift cards.

  • John Wayne

    A prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware of his lifestyle were shocked when he ran for president and finally won the White House.

    “It was preposterous to the people I knew then to think Obama was going to keep his gay life secret,” said Kevin DuJan, who was a gossip columnist in Chicago for various blogs when Obama was living in the city as a community organizer and later a state senator.

    “Nobody who knew Obama in the gay bar scene thought he could possibly be president,” said DuJan.

    DuJan, founder and editor of the Hillary Clinton-supporting website, told WND he has first-hand information from two different sources that “Obama was personally involved in the gay bar scene.”

    “If you just hang out at these bars, the older guys who have been frequenting these gay bars for 25 years will tell you these stories,” DuJan said. “Obama used to go to the gay bars during the week, most often on Wednesday, and they said he was very much into older white guys.”

    Obama, DuJan said, is “not heterosexual and he’s not bisexual. He’s homosexual.”

    Investigative journalist Wayne Madsen, who worked with the National Security Agency from 1984 to 1988 as a Navy intelligence analyst, confirmed DuJan’s

    • Dave B.

      Keeping it classy, eh, John?

    • G

      *yawn* I see you are crapping all over the internet with this lame retread post of bottom-of-the-barrel sleaze from WND. Sorry, but the “Obama gay” lies didn’t work when they tried them in 2008 or any year since…and you losers have only continued to lose credibility since then. But hey, keep sucking eggs there John Wayne. It must be really chapping your ass to see how horrible Romney’s campaign is and how increasingly likely Obama’s re-election is.

  • Sudoku

    Gasp! You heard it here first! Lena says Orly is no longer with us….She called her a “decedent” twice. Maybe Squeeky can do the obit?

    • Dave B.

      Orly decedent? No, no, no life! Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And Orly no breath at all? Orly’lt come no more,
      Never, never, never, never, never?

  • Mitchina

    Ya know… it is utterly pointless to argue with socialist-communist wanna bes until the shit hits the fan and only THEN you will realize that you buried all of us with your stupidity. So smug, so arrogant thinkin you know what you’re talking about when you know squat. Just like the POS POSTUS. Bottom line. You have absolutely no concrete proof unless you produce an original birth certificate and it’s as simple as that. Even “simple” escapes you loons. (to think you breed and vote – explains a lot about the shit hole we are in right now… and the bigger one we will get to should your Muslim Terrorist Sympathing Messiah successfully steals the election)

    • Dave B.

      Oh my goodness, I think this one’s for real.

    • Slartibartfast


      I don’t know if you believe in following the teachings of Jesus, but if you do, then you should be aware that those teachings would suggest that “[a] mixed economy of capitalism and social democracy is the appropriate and moral basis of a successful nation”.

      Just sayin’… 😛

    • G

      Sorry Mitchina, but you are just having a childish tantrum and your delusional fears are all in your own head, only. The real world might not be a smooth place and certainly has some problems, but it is certainly not the bizarre fucked up world that you imagine. Obama remains President and is perfectly eligible and the US will continue to slowly move forward under his leadership.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter


      I don’t understand the connection between being a Tea Partier and a Birther. What in the world do the two things have to do with each other???

      Don’t say the “Constitution” because all that two citizen parent stuff isn’t in the Constitution, or any other law we have.

      I don’t know why anybody would have to believe the birth certificate is a forgery, in order to believe the Federal government spends too much money.

      If anybody is responsible for the Tea Party getting slammed for being crazy, maybe it is the Tea Party people who use it as a vehicle to try to run their Birther beliefs up everybody’s rear ends.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

    • Sudoku

      But you have said HI is corrupt, so why would you accept an original bc if you won’t accept a certified copy?

      How would you “prove” your citizenship if the bc and nothing from your state was accepted?

    • RoadScholar

      Gee, let’s look at who might actually be “stupid…arrogant…loons…”

      Neither I nor any liberal or Democrat I gave met in 35 years of public life has the slightest interest in practicing or promoting Socialism or Communism. The fact that you think we do makes you an idiot, and the fact that you say we do makes you a liar, your haughty, egotistical, condescending tone shows you to be smug and arrogant, and adding them all up, one must conclude that you are crazier than a skinhead who’s just found out he’s actually Jewish.

      There is actually nothing but proof that the President is a Natural Born Citizen from Hawaii. But you seem to be unaware that for anyone who wishes to challenge that fact, the burden is on them to provide concrete evidence to the contrary. Not half-baked speculation. Not loopy legal arguments or goof-ball assertions about what the Constitution ‘really meant.’ Proof. That makes you completely and unashamedly ignorant.

      And by “shit hole,” do you mean the United States of America? That’s the way you describe your country? No liberal or Democrat I know would ever say such a thing. We think this is a great, resourceful, exceptional nation. Guess you aren’t really a patriot.

      You think that Obama can only win the election by “stealing” it? You are then obviously both stupid enough to think that voter fraud occurs to any significant degree and irrational enough to hallucinate that it could amount to millions of votes. Because BHO is going to win by millions of votes. And you can just sit there drunk in your tin-foil tiara, sobbing into your soggy Froot Loops when he does; just promise to videotape it and offer copies on eBay so me and all my friends can watch it and laugh and laugh and laugh.

      I think we both know who is stupid, arrogant, and loony here. But just in case:

      It’s you.

      • Monkey Boy

        Amen! The only reason that this com-symp lib is supporting Obama is the insert a tree trunk up the collective rear of the nutball racists, racism exploiting grifters, and genuine loonies.

        Their duplicity and unmerited hatred of a democratically elected President digusts me and make my blood boil.

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