Well, as Reader Dave B pointed out, the Kansas Birther put out a youtube video. Normally, Joe the Birther doesn’t make much sense but there is a way to dramatically improve the quality of his thought! Just switch on the “cc” closed caption function on the youtube bar, and select, “English Transcribe.” This increases the clarity of Joe the Birther’s vision for America. In fact, I have never seen him so coherent before:
As an aid to Readers of the Birther Think Tank, and for posterity, I have had the New Speech transcribed, and you may read it here and in the pdf below. I took the liberty of trying to punctuate and paragraph it, and if there are errors there, I apologize.:
and here is the pdf, so that you might share this wonderful speech with others:
Again, a big thank you to Reader Dave B for the video, and the most interesting way to watch it!
Note 1. The Image. This is from the very funny 2012 claymation film, The Pirates. Claymation is a method of animation in which clay figures are filmed using stop-motion photography. The person in the Image is NOT Joe the Birther, it is key animator, Ian Whitlock. You can read more about it here: