The Illegibility Pro Claymation??? (Or, Joe The Birther Pontificates)

Joe The Birther Had Carefully Constructed His Own Universe,Where It Really Did Take Two Citizen Parents!

Well, as Reader Dave B pointed out, the Kansas Birther put out a youtube video. Normally, Joe the Birther doesn’t make much sense but there is a way to dramatically improve the quality of his thought!  Just switch on the “cc” closed caption function on the youtube bar, and select, “English Transcribe.” This increases the clarity of Joe the Birther’s vision for America. In fact, I have never seen him so coherent before:

As an aid to Readers of the Birther Think Tank, and for posterity, I have had the New Speech transcribed, and you may read it here and in the pdf below. I took the liberty of trying to punctuate and paragraph it, and if there are errors there, I apologize.:

Page 1:

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page 2:

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and here is the pdf, so that you might share this wonderful speech with others:

The Illegibility Pro Claymation

Again, a big thank you to Reader Dave B for the video, and the most interesting way to watch it!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the very funny 2012 claymation film, The Pirates. Claymation is a method of animation in which clay figures are filmed using stop-motion photography. The person in the Image is NOT Joe the Birther, it is key animator, Ian Whitlock. You can read more about it here:


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4 responses to “The Illegibility Pro Claymation??? (Or, Joe The Birther Pontificates)

  • Dave B.

    You are quick. And sly. It’s hard to pick out a favorite passage there, but that “Often fishing that’s a hard copy certified Redenbacher impatient” really has a nice ring to it.
    “James a minuscule or by a lot of stuff his mother appears to be a citizen of the prom but there’s no evidence pot” does too, though. There’s just so much…stuff there. Thank you for providing a transcript!

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter


      No, thank you for pointing me in that direction. I kinda like Mr. Lamb Chop… Let me tell you, trying to punctuate that thing was HELL.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • Dave B.

        Well, yeah, there is “Mr. Lamb Chop”. It is truly a goldmine. You could have a contest to see who could come up with the most “creative” punctuation for say, one paragraph at a time, kind of like how that professor had students punctuate the sentence “Woman without her man is a savage”; although you’ve done an exemplary job with it yourself.

  • The Magic M

    Now if birthers can just find this Redenbacher guy, they will finally succeed in removing Obama!

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