Sheriff Mark Kessler – Schrodinger’s Birther???

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It Flashed In And Out Of Existence So Quickly, The Physicists Were Uncertain If It Was A Strange Moron Or A Hoggs Birthon???

A potential new Birther was spotted just the other day in rural Pennsylvania, but now it is harder to find than Ed Hale’s Bigfoots. It went by the name of Sheriff Mark Kessler of Frackville, Pennsylvania. It was thought to be a Birther on June 10, 2013. Here is a link to the ORYR videos:

On that day Kessler was a Birther. He planned on going to Washington with Mark Zullo and participating in a parade or march. By Tuesday June 12, 2013 Kessler was putting this on his Facebook page:

Friends , Thank you for all your support , I have removed myself from the brither deal !!!, Im am also pulling my support from oath keepers, and cspoa, because of this STATEMENT

A more complete account can be found at the Native And Natural Born Citizenship Explored blog:

It looks like Kessler bought into Birtherism enthusiastically after being let in on secret Cold Case Posse information from Zullo. Here is what he related:

here’s what I was told, VIA cold case possie , 1) bozo isn’t American nor was he born in Hawaii, 2) they believe he’s Saudi , 3) their not his real parents, 4) Russia is involved, 5) it wasn’t an accident he’s president, 6) bill ayers and the weather underground are involved, 7) Kenya played a roll, Hawaii state officials did the birth certificate, he has several other names , not just the ones the public knows about, 9) he don’t exsist in the usa until the age of 5…..10) WERE ALL F*CKED

Then Kessler got all excited about marching on Washington, and started promoting it with a new twist. The marchees, at least the LEOs would be armed. Zullo and the Cold Case Posse, limited to one bullet by Arizona law (OK, I’m making that part up.) wanted no part of this and told Kessler so.

Moving to a higher energy state, Kessler then haz a mad, but iz not a tiny one resulting in the message above. I am not sure if Kessler is still a Birther, or not. Supposedly his Facebook page is coming and going, and messages are being deleted. Frankly, I can’t keep up with it all. Here is the link to his FaceBook page, for all the amateur physicists who might want to win a Nobel Prize or something:

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. Quantum Physics and Schrodinger’s Cat: From wiki:


Schrödinger’s cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e. a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

Note 2. Names of Sub Atomic Particles. The Mesons have some interesting names, and Strange Moron and Hoggs Birthon aren’t that  far out of line. See here:

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