A potential new Birther was spotted just the other day in rural Pennsylvania, but now it is harder to find than Ed Hale’s Bigfoots. It went by the name of Sheriff Mark Kessler of Frackville, Pennsylvania. It was thought to be a Birther on June 10, 2013. Here is a link to the ORYR videos:
On that day Kessler was a Birther. He planned on going to Washington with Mark Zullo and participating in a parade or march. By Tuesday June 12, 2013 Kessler was putting this on his Facebook page:
Friends , Thank you for all your support , I have removed myself from the brither deal !!!, Im am also pulling my support from oath keepers, and cspoa, because of this STATEMENT
A more complete account can be found at the Native And Natural Born Citizenship Explored blog:
It looks like Kessler bought into Birtherism enthusiastically after being let in on secret Cold Case Posse information from Zullo. Here is what he related:
here’s what I was told, VIA cold case possie , 1) bozo isn’t American nor was he born in Hawaii, 2) they believe he’s Saudi , 3) their not his real parents, 4) Russia is involved, 5) it wasn’t an accident he’s president, 6) bill ayers and the weather underground are involved, 7) Kenya played a roll, Hawaii state officials did the birth certificate, he has several other names , not just the ones the public knows about, 9) he don’t exsist in the usa until the age of 5…..10) WERE ALL F*CKED
Then Kessler got all excited about marching on Washington, and started promoting it with a new twist. The marchees, at least the LEOs would be armed. Zullo and the Cold Case Posse, limited to one bullet by Arizona law (OK, I’m making that part up.) wanted no part of this and told Kessler so.
Moving to a higher energy state, Kessler then haz a mad, but iz not a tiny one resulting in the message above. I am not sure if Kessler is still a Birther, or not. Supposedly his Facebook page is coming and going, and messages are being deleted. Frankly, I can’t keep up with it all. Here is the link to his FaceBook page, for all the amateur physicists who might want to win a Nobel Prize or something:
Note 1. Quantum Physics and Schrodinger’s Cat: From wiki:
Note 2. Names of Sub Atomic Particles. The Mesons have some interesting names, and Strange Moron and Hoggs Birthon aren’t that far out of line. See here:
June 12th, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Hoggs Birthon!! You made me snort hot tea out my nose!! Bad squeeky!
June 12th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
OH, hearing that makes my day! I love to make people laugh. Just be care of the Fatal Hilarity stuff, OK???
June 13th, 2013 at 8:36 am
Fun stuff, girl. I have a feeling that further research will show that Birthons are composed entirely of Quirks.
June 13th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
LOL! Maybe the Quirks are responsible for all the missing Gray Matter???
June 14th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
I think that the Hindenburg, Kessler (full of hot air), got some feedback from the locals that they really don’t want a freaking lunatic armed with police authority in their burg.