Notes From A Parallel Universe??? (Are There Two Zullos Or, Is It The Birther ODESSA File???)

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On Earth 2 We Stayed Natural Born Subjects

Imagine this Earth, the planet where we spend most of our time. Then, imagine another Earth, vibrating slightly out of sync with ours. Most of the people are the same. But there are differences. Mario Apuzzo, Esq. is a talented artiste! (See Note 3 below.) Sort of an artsy-fartsy person you could say.

And Mike Zullo, Deputy of The Cold Case Posse, isn’t an idiot or a grifter or some combination thereof. No, there on Earth 2:

Mike Zullo is an impressive man. When he strides into your office you can immediately see him carefully observe and analyze his surroundings. This is a result of his years of law enforcement training. Mike spent a number of years as a cop, and then as a detective.

After a successful career in law enforcement, he left to become a trader of equities. Here, Mike also excelled. But recently he has focused less on making money and more on protecting America – a country we all agree had given us much but was now in grave danger.

AH! You think this could never be. That there is no possible universe where that could be true. If there were an alternate Earth, you think Zullo would be a circus clown, or the host on the late night “Alien UFOs are invading us” AM radio station, where you could insure your survival by purchasing packages of seeds, or a water purification system. But think again! Because there is temporarily a gap between our Universes and you can visit Earth 2 with a simple click on this link! Don’t tarry, or you might be stranded there forever!

http://www.capitolhilldaily.com/2013/06/dollar-fiat-currency/

Here is how it starts:

A Dollar Collapse is Coming

Mike Zullo is an impressive man. When he strides into my office I can immediately see him carefully observe and analyze his surroundings. This is a result of his years of law enforcement training. Mike spent a number of years as a cop, and then as a detective.

After a successful career in law enforcement, he left to become a trader of equities. Here, Mike also excelled. But recently he has focused less on making money and more on protecting America – a country we both agreed had given us much but was now in grave danger.

As our conversation progressed, we agreed that America is insolvent. Most importantly, we wanted to understand this insolvency so we could protect our families. We also agreed that a dollar collapse is ahead. Yet, because of good economic decisions by leaders in the past and the dollar’s status as the world’s main reserve currency, America keeps putting off the day of reckoning.

The article ends with:

Before we part, Mike Zullo and I agree… We live in dangerous times for America, and we all need a plan to prepare ourselves and our families. In the weeks ahead, I’ll share more about what to do to prepare.

Until then, I remain…

Your eyes on the Hill,

Floyd Brown

Now I don’t pretend to understand this at all. This page might be some kind of computer generated page, something like Before Its News. And there was glitch. Or, it could just be what it seems to be and somebody really does think Zullo is impressive.  Or, there could be two Mike Zullos. Or it could be the whole Earth 2 thing. Or, it could be the Birther ODESSA File I wrote about and Birther Zullo is being groomed and transformed into a new Zullo the Smart Trader. Because, how do you work Earth I Zullo into an article, and not mention anything Birthery??? Who knows???

Like always, I report. You decide.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This fascinating print is by Matthew Buckholz, and here is a link to his work:

http://www.geekosystem.com/the-art-of-alternate-history/

I will see if I can find a place where you can buy his stuff besides ebay and update this. Because I would love to have a copy of this on my wall!

Note 2. The Birther ODESSA File.  I just wrote an article on this, and darn if I haven’t maybe stumbled across an example!

ODESSAOrganisation von “Dementieren Eignung Sprecher” schick abermals! This translates roughly from the pidgin German to, “Organization of “Eligibility Denier Spokesmen” sophisticated again!”

https://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2013/06/26/achtung-is-there-a-birther-odessa-file/

Note 3. Mario Apuzzo, Artista:

Mario Apuzzo - Archeologie del sogno

Mario Apuzzo, the Artist, also has a web page, which is just plain luscious! I had actually visited it before now, but never had a chance to work it into an article:

http://marioapuzzo.com/

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About Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Hi!!! I am a Girl Reporter on the Internet. I am 31. Plus I am a INTP. I have a Major in Human Kinetics, and a Minor in English. I have 2 cats, and a new kitten! I write poetry, and plus I am trying to learn how to play guitar. I think that is all??? Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter View all posts by Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

7 responses to “Notes From A Parallel Universe??? (Are There Two Zullos Or, Is It The Birther ODESSA File???)

  • Frank Bolivar

    So in reality world speak (setting aside the “successful career in LE) Zullo was a day trader. I suspect he did as well at that as he did as a patrolman and private dick. Of course, now he’s a public dick.

  • Max Fischer, Civis Mundi

    Excellent blog, squeeky. I read your PWND poem (hilarious!) at ZeroHedge, did a quick Google search and found myself here. HARK! Methinks this girl reporter is my new favorite wordsmith! Your birther commentary/research reminds me of HL Mencken reporting from the Scopes trial in Tennessee. Have you read Mencken’s “A Religious Orgy In Tennessee”? If not, you need to stop everything you’re doing and read it FORTHWITH. You are a modern Mencken incarnate.

    • Thomas Brown

      plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi MaxF!!!

      OH, you are waaay too kind!!! But yes, I have read some Mencken. My father had a book or two about him, and he used to laugh his ass off when he read them. I remember one about the people at Tennessee tent meeting slinking off into the dark to have sex. And sweating. And another one about W.J. Bryan on a dung hill. Or maybe it was a rooster???

      I need to borrow that one book from my dad. It was called A Mencken Chrysanthemum or something like that.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

  • truth seeker

    Just to set the record straight, he has 5 years of professional law enforcement experience according to CBS Phoenix. Not the decades claimed by Carl Gallups.

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