Scat Scratch Fever??? (Or, Ted Nugent Goes Out On A Limb!!!)

tarzan leopard woman

He Didn’t Need To Worry . . . She Was DEFINITELY Doing It For Free

Well, Ted Nugent done went and fell onto the Birther Turnip Truck.  Here is a piece of his latest rant from World Net Daily:

And with all due respect, your holy phoniness, who can’t see the terminal phoniness of wasting more tax dollars with more phony charges against George Zimmerman in defiance of your own FBI investigation and the same exhaustive evidence that proved his obvious innocence to the jury of his peers and everyone paying attention who was not blinded by your phony racism?

And we mustn’t forget your phony Nobel Peace Prize, or your phony real estate scammaster ripoff artist Tony Rezko, or your phony claims that your phony “Affordable Healthcare” scam will make our healthcare system cheaper and better when just the opposite is guaranteed.

And let’s all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media’s smoke and mirrors.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/07/the-greatest-phony-americas-ever-known/

This is a shame, because Ted was on a great rant, most of which I agree with. Then, he had to go into Birther LaLa Land with the idiotic Cold Case Posse stuff. This is another case of what I call Pixel Pox, where the amount of technobabble overwhelms the senses. People tend to believe the phony report about forgery, because they do not have the time, inclination, or expertise to unravel the volume of silliness. Ted Nugent is a smart person, with good sense, and I am pretty sure that if he actually understood what is in the alleged report, and the fact that it means absolutely squat, then he would change his mind.

Sooo, Ted, if you are listening, here’s the skinny. There wasn’t any evidence of forgery. The Cold Case Posse just couldn’t duplicate the manner in which a copy of Obama’s long form was uploaded to the net. They have not proven that any piece of information on the form is false, or materially altered. In Deputy Zullo’s own words:

There is not enough evidence to convict him on jaywalking … let alone anything else.”

Please Ted, consider me the “doctor”, and consider this “the cure.”

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the exciting 1946 film, Tarzan and the Leopard Woman. As Wiki notes:

Tarzan and the Leopard Woman was a 1946 action film based on the Tarzan character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs and portrayed by Johnny Weissmuller. Travelers near Zambezi are being killed, apparently by leopards. Tarzan immediately doubts that leopards are the problem. At the same time, Tarzan, Jane, and Boy take in Kimba, a boy who claims to have become lost in the jungle. Kimba (Tommy Cook) is the brother of Queen Lea, leader of a leopard cult.

Kimba has a goal of his own: to take the heart of Jane (Brenda Joyce) a deed that would make him a warrior in the eyes of the cult. The Leopard Men wear leopard skins that form a cowl and cape, with iron claws attached to the back of each hand. Queen Lea (Acquanetta) wears a headband, wrist bands, ankle bands, halter top and miniskirt made of leopard skin. As “Variety” put it: “She displays plenty of what it takes to stir male interest and handles her acting chores adequately.”  The plot is summed up by these lines spoken by Tarzan (about Cheeta):

                           “If an animal can act like a man, why not a man like an animal?”

There is even an Arizona car dealer connection and some questionable birth issues!

The actress is Acquanetta (July 17, 1921 – August 16, 2004), nicknamed “The Venezuelan Volcano,” was a B-movie actress known for her exotic beauty. Although accounts differ, Acquanetta claimed she was born Burnu Acquanetta in Ozone, Wyoming. Orphaned by her Arapaho parents at the age of 2, she lived briefly with another family before being taken in by an artistic couple with whom she remained until she made the choice to live independently at the age of 15.

Acquanetta started her career as a model in New York City with Harry Conover. She signed with Universal Studios in 1942 and acted mostly in B-movies, including Tarzan and the Leopard Woman, Arabian Nights, The Sword of Monte Cristo, and Captive Wild Woman, in which Universal attempted to create a female monster movie franchise with Acquanetta as an ape.

She retired from movies in the 1950s after marrying Jack Ross, a car dealer. They settled in Mesa, Arizona, and she returned to a degree of celebrity by appearing with Ross in his local television advertisements,[4] and also by hosting a local television show called Acqua’s Corner that accompanied the Friday late-night movies. She and Ross had four children, and divorced in the 1980s.

Acquanetta also authored a book of poetry, The Audible Silence, illustrated by Emilie Touraine (Flagstaff, AZ): Northland Press, 1974. In 1987, the all-girl band The Aquanettas adopted (and adapted) their name from hers.

Note 2. The Title and Caption. This is based on lyrics from Ted Nugent’s hit, Cat Scratch Fever. As is the last sentence of the article. Scat is a nice word for “poop.” Here are the lyrics:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tednugent/catscratchfever.html

Note 3. Pixel Pox. See here for the first article about this condition:

https://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/grace-vuoto-falls-for-a-crock-and-catches-the-pixel-pox/

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13 responses to “Scat Scratch Fever??? (Or, Ted Nugent Goes Out On A Limb!!!)

  • Joel L. Lawler

    Ted Nugent is a coward, a draft-dodger, and a child molester. He is not a smart person, and lacks even basic common sense. He is a half-talented loser of the highest magnitude.

    • ramboike

      For someone making excuses for murder, maiming, rape, robbery, and vandalism your slash & burn of Nugent looks hypocritical.

      • Joel L. Lawler

        That’s big talk from a one-eyed fat man. Or since we’re telling big lies, a pedophile Klansman professional cocksucker. That’s our Rambette – always willing to dish the bullshit, but never ready to back it up with facts. Damn, you are amusing!

        • ramboike

          I was laughing at a loser & hypocrite trying to make someone else out to be the same.

          The bigotry that controls your mind won’t allow you to live in reality. It forces you to deny the tyranny going on & allows you to make excuses for it.

          You were given “doses of the truth” from Squeeky, Jimmy, and me. Add to that, articles from 3 writers in the media, verifying that “truth”, makes you look like the loser & hypocrite.

          You can’t challenge me on the statistics because you know you’ll lose. Btw, Jimmy was close on his percentage. Eventually, if you don’t go crazy first, you’ll pull your head out of the Obama butt-crack, see a clear sky like mine, and your mind will come to terms with reality. You’ll grow a set & realize evil is a 2-way street. Then you’ll be a man dealing in the solution instead of a “boy” supporting the problem.

        • Yoel J. Lawlor

          So because Rambette (who demonstrates his hateful racist views in almost every post) and the lunatic racist bloggers he quotes say so, I better listen? No, thanks – I’ll stick to the truth.
          BTW, Jimmy pulled that “statistic” out of his (or maybe your) ass. Son, and I call you that because I’m older and smarter than you, I’ve been all around this world, and have seen evil you couldn’t imagine. Hunting and killing another human being is evil, pure and simple. Pull your head off that cock, take a look at the sky (it should be blue, btw) and try to get your life right, while you still can.

        • jayHG

          Mr. Lawlor has a girlfriend! Mr. Lawlor has a girlfrienddddddd!! Wow…rambo has the hots for YOU, Mr.Lawlor!! Lol!!!

        • ramboike

          jayHG,
          You don’t know the whole story. This started here a year ago when some Obots developed an infatuation with one of my body parts and started calling it “Twinkie”. Obviously you can understand by the shape of their pet name what they were craving for in their fantasies.

          I told them “No” then, and that I’m not part of their LavenderHill Mob, nor am I involved in their Down Low Club. Butttt, people like Joel & his twin Yoel persist and won’t take “no” for an answer.

      • Yoel J. Lawlor

        Ted Nugent actively avoided service in VietNam, and boasted about it for years. He has also boasted about having sex with underage girls when he was married. He is a no talent scumbag who loves nothing more than to suck Wayne LaPierre’s ass.

    • Yoel Lynn Lawler

      Off topic, but brava, kid – next time I’m in Austin, I owe you those ribs.
      Way to go.

      • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

        Yoel:

        No, it wasn’t anything you said.Because that was mostly just mean name calling stuff. I took it off this blog because it was obviously too painful for somebody who I like and respect. Plus, I never really wanted the Birther Think Tank to be about general politics. For the reasons I set forth in the original Trayvonite article.

        The Horst Wessel comparison, which I still believe is very valid, was very black humor to a degree which not only stung, it decapitated. Which, I really want the BTT to be a place where people laugh and be in stitches, but not actually have to go to the ER and get their wounds bound.

        Squeeky Fromm
        Girl Reporter

  • Dave B.

    So it’s more than just a hair spray.

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