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Obama, Behind The 8 Ball – Guilty of LACHES???

Long Form Birth Certificate In The Side Pocket

I am not a lawyer, but I have found something that Obama is definitely guilty of.  He is guilty of LACHES!!! Now, before yesterday, I had never even heard of LACHES,  but once I found it, oh does it ever seem to fit what Obama has done, or more accurately, NOT DONE over the last three years.  Because what LACHES is, is like sandbagging or hustling somebody. For example in pool, somebody might play kind of bad at first when the stakes are low, and then, when the stakes are better, run the table.

The law defines LACHES as:

The legal doctrine that a legal right or claim will not be enforced or allowed if a long delay in asserting the right or claim has prejudiced the adverse party (hurt the opponent) as a sort of “legal ambush.”

Examples: knowing the correct property line, Oliver Owner fails to bring a lawsuit to establish title to a portion of real estate until Nat Neighbor has built a house which encroaches on the property in which Owner has title.

The law encourages a speedy resolution for every dispute. Cases in law are governed by statutes of limitations, which are laws that determine how long a person has to file a lawsuit before the right to sue expires.  Laches is the equitable equivalent of statutes of limitations. However, unlike statutes of limitations, laches leaves it up to the court to determine, based on the unique facts of the case, whether a plaintiff has waited too long to seek relief.

Now, throughout the Birtherism Ordeal,  the Obotski kept bringing up “Court” as if what happened in Court had any relationship to what was going on outside Court.  Quite regularly, the Obotski would follow some obscure Birther court case, and whoop it up in the streets after winning. Winning usually consisted of having the case thrown out because of a lack of standing. While that celebration was going on, the number of people outside of court who had doubts where Obama was born kept steadily climbing higher and higher.  Or, the Obotski would argue that the short form birth certificate would have been legally sufficient in some imaginary court proceeding.

Any fool, except apparently the Obotski, could see that while Obama was winning some battle inside court, imaginary or otherwise, he was losing the war outside of court.   So, in my mind, any comparison between Birtherism and court is rather dubious to start off with. But, let’s turn the tables on them, anyway.  Let’s pretend all of Obama and the Obotski’s whining, crying, and chest-thumping about how wrong it was for Obama to have to cough up his long form birth certificate —was in that imaginary court!

Because, when we look at equitable legal stuff,  or matters of general right and wrong, we find that Obama himself may have lost the “legal” right to whine, because he waited so long to cough up the long form. Obama is no different than the person who sits back and watches somebody build a house on the wrong side of the  property line, doesn’t say anything until the house is finished, and then goes to court to get the house.

That person runs the risk of the Court saying, “Sorry, Dude, but you sat back and watched this happen. You could have stopped it at any time. Your case is dismissed!!!”

So, the next time you hear Obama, or one of the Obotski, whine about having to cough up the long form,  just tell them, “Well you know, Obama sat back and watched this happen. He could have stopped it at any time.  In Court,  Obama would be  LEGALLY guilty of  LACHES.”

Then tell them that “Google is their friend“, so they can go look up LACHES !!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Obama Future Shock (First of the Post-Birtherism Series)

Breeefruuuum fribbittttt drubbbbbllle!!!

[NOTE: Now that the Kenyan Option has been laid to rest, I am going to start a new series of Internet Articles dealing with Post-Birtherism Issues. These Internet Articles will have their own category and everything!!!]

The Event: A Presidential Press Conference.The Date: In the future. Maybe a few weeks from now, maybe a few months. The Place: The Teleprompter Room of the White House. The Topic: Who knows? Unemployment, inflation, war. . . Any of the REAL problems ignored by Obama to date. The Point: Obama, without the Magic Beans of Birtherism to distract people.

Obama: I will take questions now.

Reporter No. 1: Mr. President, when are you going to take responsibility for the Economy???

Obama: Like I just said in my prepared statements, I inherited this mess from Bush and the Republicans.

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Yes, but it has been THREE years. Which of YOUR programs has fixed this??? Heck, which one has even been smart???

Obama: I personally saved GM and Chrysler. I had a Cash for Clunkers Program!!!

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Sooo??? What has been the effect on the OVERALL Economy. The 99ers are starving. YOU continued the Bush Tax Cuts for the wealthy. What have YOU done???

Obama: Look, I was a victim of overt RACISM!!! I had these Crazy Birthers, like YOU!!!, all over me!!! NO OTHER PRESIDENT in history had to cough up his birth certificate!!!

MSNBC Reporter: Yes, that is true!!! Obama was a victim of racism!!!

Reporter No.2: So, Mr. President, you’re trying to blame the Birthers for YOU not leading the country out of this mess??? For three years now???

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Yeah if it took you THREE YEARS to fix a $14 Birth Certificate Question, are you even capable of dealing with a $15 Trillion Economy???

Obama: Ms. Fromm, will you please sit down and quit butting in!!! How did you even get in here???

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter: Uh, I photo-shopped my name over a REAL White House Press Pass???

Reporter No. 1: Mr. President, I think we all agree the Birther issue is over. Can we just forget the Birthers and concentrate on the Economy. You’re not really trying to blame the Birthers for 20% REAL unemployment are you???

Obama: Look, all I am trying to say is, NO other President in History has had to deal with the problems I have had to deal with. Massive unemployment, Inflation, Coughing up their birth certificate, an oil spill in the Gulf, people thinking I was born in Kenya, the trillion dollar deficits, the war In Libya. . .

Reporter No. 3: Mr. President, YOU decided to go to war in Libya.

Obama: Yes, the MSNBC Reporter, your question please.

MSNBC Reporter: Me??? I didn’t even have my hand up. Oh Wait, Racism yeah racism. Mr. President, how has all this Birther stuff and racism in the country affected you???

Obama: Ohhhh, It has just been terrible. I have not been able to sleep at night because of all the distractions.

Reporter No. 2: But Mr. President, a few months ago you said the whole thing was SILLY. Which is it, silly or a serious distraction???

Obama: Both. It is a seriously silly distraction.

Reporter 2: But Mr. President, the Birther issue is over, what steps are YOU taking to address the serious Economic Issues in the Country.

Obama: I plan on focusing in like a laser on the Economy. The first thing I think of in the morning when I wake up, and the last thing I think of at night before I go to sleep, is the Economy.

Reporter No. 2: But you have said this before, at least 2 or 3 times before. Are you just now noticing how screwed up the Economy is???

Obama: Breeefruuuum fribbittttt drubbbbbllle!!!


Sooo, this is how I see Obama now that Birtherism is over. The Big Phony will not have anything to distract the public, or his own party from his gross incompetence.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Does Obama Read – The Birther Think Tank???

"Hey, Daley! C'mere! Squeeky Has a New Internet Article AND BTW (Which means By The Way) A Poem, Too!"

Does Obama Read The Birther Think Tank???

I have had a chance to review Obama’s speech where he coughed up the long form and what he said sounded pretty familiar to me. Real familiar as a matter of fact. Then it hit me!!! Obama was saying what I have been saying for quite a while, both here at The Birther Think Tank, and earlier at my Squeeky Fromm – Girl Reporter website. Here is the president in bold, and me, in italics:

Obama’s Speech:


And so I just want to make a larger point here.  We’ve got some enormous challenges out there.  There are a lot of folks out there who are still looking for work.  Everybody is still suffering under high gas prices.  We’re going to have to make a series of very difficult decisions about how we invest in our future but also get a hold of our deficit and our debt — how do we do that in a balanced way.

We do not have time for this kind of silliness. .

And, on HUMOR, how else can one view the last three years and the Birther Question??? Three years and the president can not or will not cough up a one page document, the alleged short form  of which he has already caused to be published on the Internet??? All the fussing and fighting over WHAT??? – – -A  document people routinely have to cough up for things as mundane as registering for Little League.  How can anybody take this CRAP seriously???  

This Blog, The Birther Think Tank will stay here pitching fastballs and sliders of LAUGHTER AND LOGIC until this silly issue is over and done with.


And, of course, to spends hours and hours of time arguing about this issue. Instead of discussing things like the Economy, jobs, unemployment, and other important things. There are entire websites devoted solely to Birther and anti-Birther issues.



But we’re not going to be able to do it if we are distracted.  We’re not going to be able to do it if we spend time vilifying each other.  We’re not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts.  We’re not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.

Sooo, if a Birther wants to see a Long Form Birth Certificate, there is a preference for the response of “You’re a racist!” rather than the simple “OK, here is a long form.” Because the person calling us racists, gets to be a SAINT! An anti-racist. A tolerant good individual!

That is one reason why there hasn’t been a good answer in over 2 1/2 years. The problem has gotten tangled up in the egos of the Obots. Resolving the questions means an end to the Obot self-aggrandizement. Maybe if we call somebody in Rome, and get the Obots an official Saint status, we can get the simple answers. In the meantime, don’t try to spread the butter with the Obot’s Occam’s Razor. It isn’t sharp enough. I wonder if there is a Occam’s Golfclub for the Obots???



I know that there’s going to be a segment of people for which, no matter what we put out, this issue will not be put to rest.  But I’m speaking to the vast majority of the American people, as well as to the press.

Lookit this way, too. If Obots had any sense, they would just tell Obama to cough up his bumpy Birth Certificate into PUBLIC and WHOOSH!!! there would go a whole lot of us!!!



We’ve got better stuff to do.  I’ve got better stuff to do.  We’ve got big problems to solve.  And I’m confident we can solve them, but we’re going to have to focus on them — not on this.

Because Obama,  much like Jack, has taken something good, solid and productive, like a cow, and swapped it in for the magic beans of Birtherism.  Rather than work to stop the Bush tax cuts, or truly rein in Wall Street, Obama has relied on the magic  beans of Birtherism to ensure his re-election. Rather than honestly focus in like a laser on jobs, or exorcise the demons of speculation from the price of oil, Obama has bet his bank on the magic  beans of Birtherism, assuming that either sympathy or fear will impel his faithful base to the polls in numbers sufficient to guarantee a second term.


Sooo, maybe you don’t believe Obama reads The Birther Think Tank. . But you just never know!!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

My President, the CAR??? (Or, Show Me the BIRTHFAX!!!)

It Was Probably Made in America???

My President, The Car??? (Or, Show me the BIRTHFAX !!!)

Way back in the olden days there was a TV show called “My Mother the Car.” Wiki says, “My Mother the Car is an American fantasy sitcom which aired for a single season on NBC between September 14, 1965 and September 6, 1966. A total of thirty episodes were produced by United Artists Television.

Critics and adult viewers generally panned the show, often savagely. In 2002, TV Guide proclaimed it to be the second-worst of all time, just behind The Jerry Springer Show. In 2010 The O’Reilly Factor recorded its viewers as listing it as the worst show of all time.

Sooo, maybe if think of Obama as a CAR, then the whole Birther Question would make more sense. Because it is like the CARFAX commercials where somebody asks for the CARFAX, and keeps getting the run around from the used car salesmen. (I’ve got something BETTER than CARFAX!!! I have a NOTE from the previous Owner!!! “This car runs great. I promise.”)

Because isn’t this simply what we keep running into from Obama and the Obotski???

I’ve got something better than BIRTHFAX! – I have a PICTURE of the short form!!! (With no verifiable information. Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

I’ve got something better than BIRTHFAX! – I have TWO, count ‘em TWO, Birth Announcements in Hawaii Newspapers!!! (That DON’T say WHERE Obama was born. They just say he was born, and provide his grandparent’s address in Hawaii. What, was he born at their house or something??? Just show me the BIRTHFAX.)

I’ve got something better than BIRTHFAX! – I have a NOTE from some lady in Hawaii who swears she seen it!!! (Great! She says it exists. Sooo, can we see the BIRTHFAX now???)

But, NOBODY can see a BIRTHFAX anymore. It’s Against The Law!!! (What, the President and his good friend, the Governor of Hawaii, are going to go to jail for coughing up the BIRTHFAX??? C’mon! I wasn’t born yesterday. Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

But, some people are happy with the short form and don’t want to see the BIRTHFAX!!! (Good for them! But, I’m not. Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

But, it’s on this Index of Live Birth thing!!! (Good. That means there is an original entry of something somewhere. Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

But, all the SMART people think you’re crazy!!! (I don’t care. Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

And finally, we have the BIG GUN:

But, if you want to see the BIRTHFAX, you’re a RACIST!!! (WTF??? That’s stupid! Show me the BIRTHFAX.)

This is pretty much the situation. And there really are similarities between the TV show, and Obama.  He really is the worst president of all time. Let us hope My President, the Car is not renewed for a second season.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Birtherism – The Window Into Obama’s Soul!!!

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

I have written on this general theme before, but let me discuss how Scientific Birtherism provides a window in Obama’s soul. I have long held that the REAL Birther Question is WHY Obama does not resolve this matter by providing a copy of his long form birth certificate. I answer that question with the KISS Matrix which provides a framework of possible reasons which analyze WHY:

1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya, or there is something embarrassing on the long form.
2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.

Most Obots I have debated with gleefully jump on No. 4, and re-phrase it in Machiavellian robes of “Political Cleverness”.  OH, isn’t Obama just sooo smart to let his enemies shoot themselves in the foot and why should he stop them. Let’s go with the Obotski assessment for a while.

This window into Obama’s soul reveals a man who places his re-election chances ahead of doing the right thing and putting America first. This even while he sanctimoniously calls for ending divisiveness in America. And make no mistake, it is a very divisive issue. Feelings run high on both sides. Polls indicate nearly 60% of the country as a whole has some degree of doubt where Obama was born, ranging from Definitely Sure he was born outside the U.S. to Probably but not Definitely Sure he was born in the United states.

At present, Obama has a very uncomfortable fact of life with which he must live. That is, he was shellacked in the November Mid term elections, and the Republicans easily control the House of Representatives.  And among Republicans, the belief that Obama was not born in the U.S is even higher and stronger than the above numbers. Any compromise that Obama must work out for the good of the country, will be with a party whose rank and file flatly believe Obama is a foreigner.

Has Obama realized this fact, and coughed up his long form??? No, because making political points and getting re-elected is more important to him than doing the right thing. And Republicans got a good dose of this when Obama made his speech about the budget and blatantly savaged Sen. Paul Ryan who he had invited to the speech. As Keith Hennessey noted in his Internet Article, “Obama squandered chance to reach across aisle“,

The president’s budget speech was an effective way to launch the 2012 campaign. He has set up a debate about the future of fiscal policy and the role of government.

He has poisoned the well for bipartisan negotiations, killing any chance of a grand budget bargain in the next 18 months. With a single speech he has relegated America to two more years of partisan budgetary stalemate, as we drift closer and closer to fiscal oblivion.


Obama’s own political party is going schizophrenic over Obama, unable to believe him yet seemingly impotent  to dump him. He promised to close Gitmo, and didn’t. He promised to end the Bush Tax Cuts, and didn’t.  He promised to end the Patriot Act, and didn’t. He promised to get a public option through health care reform, and didn’t. He promised to rein in Wall Street, and didn’t. He promised to end the war in Iraq, and didn’t. In fact, the Nobel Peace Prize winning President got us involved in a new one.  I could go on. But, what Obama promised to do, but hasn’t done, or caved in on would take volumes.  For the Democrats, Obama might want to re-write that “Change You Can Believe In” slogan for 2012 to “Change You Can Bereave In!” because the only thing that “changed” for them was Obama.

Yet, should Republicans, or even the Democrats be surprised???  The Window into The Soul Of Obama  provided by his response to “cough up the long form”, paints a picture of a man who could care less what large numbers of Americans believe as long as it has the chance of motivating his base or getting himself re-elected.  The Question needs to be asked: Does America really need a “politically clever” and cynically political president worried only about his own re-election and self-glorification at this juncture in our history??? You will get a chance to answer in November 2012.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

22 Alternative Reasons Why Obama Won’t Cough It Up!!!

1 Chance in 22 of Guessing the Right Answer!

I have been trying to think of all the possible reasons why Obama would not release his Long Form Birth Certificate, or even a real COLB. I have come up with 22 possible theories, so far. If you can think of others. Please let me know!

Again, for the cost of about two Happy Meals, Obama could have put an original certified Certificate of Live Birth into a Court Record, and put an end to this whole mess over two years ago. Soooo, I’m trying to think like Obama, here:

1. I’m a Kenyan usurper.
2. I’m very stupid.
3. Screw them, I don’t like voters!
4. It shows my real middle name is actually “Heidi.”
5. Some people won’t vote for me if they think I am an American.
6. I want everybody to think the other side is crazy.
7. I’m narcissistic and crave attention!
8. Confused voters make elections more interesting!
9.  Bo, my dog, ate it.
10. I am trying to save the Rain Forest, by using less paper.
11. I am keeping my options open.
12. It shows I have a birthmark shaped like “666.’
13. I hate the Democratic Party and want it to lose!
14. I am very passive-aggressive.
15. The people in Hawaii misplaced it and asked me to “buy them some time.”
16. I like lawyers and love paying legal fees.
17. It gives me an aura of mystery.
18. I am under a magic spell and I can’t do it.
19. I just keep forgetting to do it.
20. I want to see how long it will take for even the OBOTS to get suspicious.
21. It will show I was really born in Wasilla, Alaska.
22. I don’t want to be president any more!

Outside of Reason No. 1, none of them seems reason enough to drag this whole mess out for over two years. So, unless Obama really is a Kenyan Usurper, he ought to just cough it up and end all this stupid stuff. I’ll loan him the $15 or so, if he needs it.

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter