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Silly Obots, Tricks Are For Kids!!! (Obama’s “Senior Staffers” SNAFU)

Obama's Senior Staff Danced So Long, The Poll Plumb Fell Down!!!

Well, as time goes by, more and more validation of the KISS Matrix occurs. For those of you new to The Birther Think Tank, the KISS Matrix was at the heart of Scientific Birtherism, which was primarily concerned with WHY Obama refused for sooo long to resolve the very simple question of where he was born.  By avoiding the temptation to assume we knew the right answer, the KISS Matrix instead analyzed ALL possible answers and discovered that  NONE of them were good reasons, and indicated something was definitely really fishy about Obama.  Here is the KISS MATRIX 2.0:

1. KIDS.  Obama has a bunch of Kids for advisers, who think this is funny???
2. IGNORANT. Obama was too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thought Americans were too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thought it was OK to make some Americans look crazy if it got him votes.]

Well, LO AND BEHOLD guess what hit the news:

On June 28, 2011, Judicial Watch filed a FOIA request seeking the mission taskings, transportation records, and passenger manifests for Michelle Obama’s Africa trip. Documents were only provided after Judicial Watch filed suit:

The passenger manifests confirm the presence of Obama’s daughter’s, M***** and S*****  on the trip. The two girls are listed as “Senior Staff.”

[Note: The Birther Think Tank has bleeped out the children’s names in this Internet Article as they should be off limits to people because they are just innocent little kids and this wasn’t their fault.]

Here is the link to the story:


This fits in real well with Possibility Number 1, in the KISS Matrix “KIDS.  Obama has a bunch of Kids for advisers, who think this is funny???” Because think about it. Wasn’t it pretty childish for Obama and the Obtski to take three years to cough up a $14 long form, and then to cough up one that looks like the poster child for White Out, and has a Smiley Face buried in the name of the registrar???

To quote a famous poet, T.S. Eliot, from the Hollow Men:

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o’clock in the morning.

(. . .here the Hollow Men are performing a children’s dance around a cactus, totally unaware of the significance of the time. ) See:


Silly Obots,  tricks should be  for kids.

Squeeky Fromm,
Girl Reporter