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Orly Taitz Gets Carried Away, Again! Sues Post Office!!!

MonsterOnTheCampus photo

It Became Pretty Obvious That Lots Of Wild Hairs Had Got Stuck Up Her . . . uh . . . Nightgown

Well, Orly Taitz is at it again!  According to her website, she is suing the Post Office again. Here is the link:


Here are few excerpts:

Press release: New action is being filed: FOIA seeking information of any and all actions by the postmaster general in light of the complaint by Attorney Taitz about Obama’s use of a fabricated postal stamp on his bogus Selective Service registration

Law Offices of Orly Taitz

A new legal actions is being filed.

A year ago, in 2012,  Attorney Orly Taitz filed with the Postmaster General and Inspector General of the Office of the Postmaster General a complaint, which provided them information of Barack Obama using a fabricated postal stamp in his bogus Selective Service registration.

For a year Postmaster General did not take any action. Taitz filed a FOIA demanding information, demanding to know what action was taken in relation to the evidence submitted by Taitz, which showed a fabricated postal stamp in Obama’s bogus Selective Service certificate. Postmaster and Inspector General dd not respond. Taitz filed a complaint with the U.S/ District Court. what we have here is nothing short of treason: senior officials are engaged in a RICO enterprise in covering up Obama’s forged IDs.

More information to follow. Donations to cover expenses are greatly appreciated and can be given on OrlyTaitzESQ.com. . .

At the link are 40 pages of what appears to be the evidence and exhibits for the new law suit. I have downloaded them and pdf’d here, because her viewer is difficult to use and read.  Most of it seems to be Cold Case Posse papers and Affidavits which were previously submitted in her FOIA requests :

Taitz FOIA-Postmaster-General1

All I have to say is “Thanks a lot, Orly!” My check from George Soros already takes three days to get here, and then another eleven days to clear my bank, because it has to come all the way from Budapest. Now it is going to be slowed up even more while postal employees scour their offices for a 40+ year old postal stamp that is probably in a garbage dump somewhere under 30 years of old TV dinners, rusty beer cans, and moldy polyester leisure suits.

If the damn document was forged, then the forger probably got rid of it.  If it wasn’t forged, then what you have is a 40+ year old broken rubber stamp. What makes her think that 40+ year old office supplies are still sitting around somewhere, and if only the Post Office executives wanted to, they could just lay their hands right on the stuff???

Complete silliness.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1958 sci fi thriller, Monster on the Campus. This is where Troy Donahue got his big start in films. Wiki says:

Monster on the Campus (Monster in the Night and Stranger on the Campus) is a 1958 American science fiction/horror film, released by Universal Pictures. The film was the last of Universal’s science fiction monster films released before Island of Terror (1966). Monster on the Campus was directed by Jack Arnold and from a script by David Duncan.

Professor Donald Blake (Arthur Franz) acquires a newly-discovered coelacanth. He begins to examine the find and is exposed to its irradiated blood. This turns him into a murderous Neanderthal monster that terrorizes the campus. Troy Donahue appears as a college student, a speaking part.

I fantasize that the USPS has a spare coelacanth sitting around, and . . .


All Right Fred, Put It In The Shipping Box With No Return Address. After Three Days In The Hot Sun, Make A Special Delivery To Orly Taitz’s House, And After She Leaves For Work, Cram It Through The Mail Slot!

Note 2. Wild Hairs. There is an idiomatic slang expression, “Have a wild hair up one’s [butt]” which means:

Slang Dictionary

have a wild hair up (one’s) definition

  1. tv.
    to act in a hyperactive and energetic manner. (Usually objectionable.) : She has a wild hair up her ass about something. I don’t know what.
  2. tv.
    to be obsessed with some strange or offbeat idea. (Usually objectionable.) : You’re acting like you’ve got a wild hair up your ass. Calm down.

Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions by Richard A. Spears.Fourth Edition.
Copyright 2007. Published by McGraw Hill.



Cheap Kentucky Birther Doesn’t Want To Pay To Play!!!

When It Came To His Wallet, Todd House Suddenly Knew His Rear End From A Hole In The Ground

The Obama Ballot Challenge blog reports that the Kentucky Birther,  Dr. Todd House, decided to drop his silly little DIY Birther lawsuit when the court told him he could end up paying for the other side’s lawyer.  Here is an excerpt:

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You see, that is the thing about frivolous lawsuits. They’re only fun when you don’t have to pay for the other guy’s lawyer. The way things work with Rule 11, (See Note 2 below.) is that a party has this duty:

The signature of an attorney or party constitutes a  certification by him that he has read the pleading, motion or other paper; that to the best of his knowledge, information, and belief formed after reasonable inquiry it is well grounded in fact and is warranted by existing law or a good faith argument for the extension, modification or reversal of  existing law, and that it is not interposed for any improper purpose, such as to harass or to cause unnecessary delay or needless increase in the cost of litigation.

That is NOT a really high bar. All you have to do is have a sensible case based on a reasonable reading of the law. But Dr. House must have figured he stood to lose under this standard. Sooo, he exercised some good sense and got out while he was ahead. What this shows is that House knew darn good and well that he had filed a frivolous suit and just didn’t want to pay the price.

What a scoundrel and what a cheapskate. What was that sanctimonious crap he was spewing a few weeks ago (See Note 3 below.):

I am not a “birther.” I am a constitutionalist.

The Constitution either means what it says or is relegated to the dustbin of history. The U.S. Supreme Court has the imperative duty to resolve the issue of “natural born citizen” once and for all. This is an intellectual, legal and historical question that is very pertinent today.

Seasoned and brilliant legal scholars share sober opinion on both sides of this debate. It is, then, plainly clear that the U.S. Supreme Court should be presented this case so that a final answer can be had. My effort intends just and only that.

Yeah. Sure.  What really happened is that the little narcissist got some attention and then hauled buns before the bill came due.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Milo Winter’s illustration of Aesop’s Fable about the Miser.

A Miser had buried his gold in a secret place in his garden. Every day he went to the spot, dug up the treasure and counted it piece by piece to make sure it was all there. He made so many trips that a Thief, who had been observing him, guessed what it was the Miser had hidden, and one night quietly dug up the treasure and made off with it.

When the Miser discovered his loss, he was overcome with grief and despair. He groaned and cried and tore his hair.

A passerby heard his cries and asked what had happened.

“My gold! O my gold!” cried the Miser, wildly, “someone has robbed me!”

“Your gold! There in that hole? Why did you put it there? Why did you not keep it in the house where you could easily get it when you had to buy things?”

“Buy!” screamed the Miser angrily. “Why, I never touched the gold. I couldn’t think of spending any of it.”

The stranger picked up a large stone and threw it into the hole.

“If that is the case,” he said, “cover up that stone. It is worth just as much to you as the treasure you lost!”

MORAL: “A possession is worth no more than the use we make of it”


Note 2. Kentucky Rule 11.

Kentucky Rule 11

Note 3. Link.


Indiana Judge Says Orly Taitz’s Case Really Stinks???

Well, It Was A Reeko Case. . .

Well, this sounds like a really great story, but I can’t find any confirmation for the judge’s actual statement.  Maybe this is an exclusive or something??? Nothing personal, but I refuse to pay for the privilege of perusing The Post & Email.  Anyway, here is the part I got to read:

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This is in line with what all the FogBow Secret Agents at the hearing said about Taitz’s case, that it was pretty strong and really stank up the place.  The judge went on to deny Dr. Taitz’s request for an injunction based on the lack of any evidence. Also see here:


On a side note,  I wonder how that pay to read stuff is working out for Ms. Rondeau??? I bet Nigerian email scammers would pay a pretty penny for her subscriber list. And marketers of anti-psychotic medications. That must be where the REAL money is. A list of VGP’s (very gullible people) would have a lot of value to some less than scrupulous sellers.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Orly Taitz Cracks Up In Indianapolis!!! (A Prediction) UPDATED

Orly Taitz Learned Once Again That Her Formula Was All Wrong

Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. has been such a buzzsaw of activity lately that I can barely keep up with all her activity. Later today, she appears in Judge Reid’s court in Indianapolis. I think the only thing on the docket is an emergency hearing for injunctive relief:

Law offices of Dr. Orly Taitz

Honorable Sherry K. Reid granted a motion by Attorney Orly Taitz to conduct an emergency hearing for injunction preventing Candidate for the U.S. President in 2012 Barack Hussein Obama to be on the ballot in the State of Indiana due to fraud committed by Obama and due to his use of forged IDs.

Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barack (Barry) Soetoro, aka Barack(Barry) Soebarkah, a citizen of Indonesia and possibly still a citizen of Kenya, committed fraud by submitting his candidacy to be on the ballot in Indiana and other states, as he is using a forged birth certificate, forged Selective Service certificate and a stolen Connecticut Social Security number 042-68-4425 as a proof of his identity.


Taitz doesn’t have enough ammunition to make a case, much less enough to merit injunctive relief. I predict she will crash and burn. She and the Birthers will blame the judge as usual.

The blog, Oh For Goodness Sake, points out that Indiana has an anti-SLAPP law, and since Taitz has sued  a radio station and its talk show host,  she may be looking at paying their attorney’s fees.


UPDATE: According to FogBow observers, Judge Reid denied Orly Taitz’s Motion For Injunction because of a lack of evidence. Therefore, this is no longer a PREDICTION, but FACT.    


Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1.  The Indianapolis 500. Car racing is really not my thing, but I know they have a big race every year in Indianapolis. Wiki says:

The Indianapolis 500-Mile Race, also known as the Indianapolis 500, the 500 Miles at Indianapolis, the Indy 500 or The 500, is held annually over the Memorial Day weekend, the last full weekend in May, at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. The event lends its name to the IndyCar class, or formula, of open-wheel race cars that have competed in it.

The event, billed as The Greatest Spectacle in Racing, is considered one of the three most significant motorsports events in the world. The official attendance is not disclosed by Speedway management, but the permanent seating capacity is more than 257,000 people, and infield seating raises capacity to an approximate 400,000.

Which explains the Caption. The Image is of somebody named Vitor Meira, who didn’t die in this 2009 wreck. There were some really good pictures I found, but they were of fatal wrecks, so I didn’t think it was right to use them just to poke fun at Orly Taitz.

Vermont Saps At Sea!!! (Or, A Week Case???)

Frantic, Apuzzo And Paige Show The Washington Times National Weekly Ad To An Uninterested Judge

Oh My!  Vermonter H. Brooke Paige and his putative attorney, Mario “The Mangler” Apuzzo, Esq. nearly set a record for how quickly their Birther lawsuit seeking to keep Obama off the ballot got denied by the court. The lawsuit was filed on September 5, 2012 but did not hit the news until September 17, 2012.

Less than a week later, by Friday, September 21, 2012, Judge Robert Bent had already denied the injunction. These excerpts are from the Burlington Free Press:

H. Brooke Paige of the town of Washington had asked the Vermont Superior Court in Montpelier for an injunction to stop distribution of the ballots. Paige contends Obama is not a “natural born citizen” as required by the U.S. Constitution because his father was not an American citizen at the time of Obama’s birth.

“The court has been presented with a radically insufficient basis on which to issue a temporary or even a preliminary injunction,” Judge Robert Bent wrote in a four-page ruling issued late Friday afternoon. [Sept. 21, 2012]

Bent, however, signaled that he thinks there is little evidence to support Paige’s claim that Obama is not a “natural born citizen,” noting the jurists in a number of other states had reviewed that issue and rejected it.

“The myriad versions of the claim that President Obama is ineligible for office because he is not a ‘natural born citizen’ have been litigated throughout the country exhaustively,” Bent wrote. “They have never succeeded, usually on standing or jurisdictional bases.”

The full story is here:


I will post a copy of the 4 page decision as soon as it is available.  I am not sure if the case in chief goes on or not.  Paige seems to think it does. All in all, this does not speak well about Apuzzo’s legal abilities. The Article II Constitutional Expert’s opinion on natural born citizenship got disrespectfully whomped upside the head before the lawsuit was even served on Defendant Obama.  Shouldn’t an expert win a case every once in a while??? Anyway, I guess Mario Apuzzo needs to update  his Curriculum Vitae:

Apuzzo CV

As far as H. Brooke Paige, I wonder if he will say to Apuzzo, “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1940 film, Saps At Sea, starring Laurel and Hardy. Wiki says about the film: Wiki says:

Stan and Ollie work in a horn factory, where Ollie is sent home after developing “hornophobia” and starts going crazy each time he hears horns or horn-based musical instruments. A physician (Jimmy Finlayson) is called to treat Ollie and, warning Ollie that he could develop a more serious condition, “hornomania,” he prescribes a relaxing boat trip and goat’s milk. Ollie dismisses the idea because he is afraid to sail on the ocean, but Stan prescribes an alternative: they will simply rent a boat and keep it attached to the dock, getting all the sea air they can while never actually going out to sea. When Stan’s trombone teacher arrives and Ollie hears the music and throws the teacher out, he knows he should take that advice.

Stan and Ollie rent an unseaworthy boat called Prickly Heat that is supposed to stay moored to the dock. An escaped murderer named Nick Grainger stows away on the boat to avoid being caught by the police. The goat which they have brought to provide milk chews away at the docking line and overnight the boat drifts out to sea. Nick confronts Stan and Ollie with a gun (which he affectionately names “Nick Jr”) and tells them to make him breakfast. They have no food on board, so they decide to prepare Nick a “synthetic” breakfast made up of string, soap and whatever else they can find. Nick spies on them and realizes what they are up to, and forces them to eat the fake food. Stan becomes inspired and starts to play his trombone. Ollie starts to go crazy and overcomes the criminal.

Here is a short clip, dealing with an “expert.”

Note 2. The Title. Saps is a reference to Vermont, which is famous for it’s Maple Syrup. But it also means a “sucker.” “At Sea” is an idiom which means:

(all) at sea (about something)

Figuratively, to be confused; to be lost, confused, and bewildered. (Alludes to being lost at sea.) When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.

The Caption, is a reference to the ridiculous ads run by CDR Kerchner, Apuzzo’s original Birther patron. The ads are full of false legal theory. You can always find them at ObamaReleaseYourRecords. Here is an example:

Bad Ad

Note 3. The Apuzzo Curriculum Vitae. This originally appeared back on April 1, 2012, here:


Mississippi Court Does NOT Put Orly Taitz Out Of Her Misery!!!

How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath? Is the news good or bad, answer to that.

Well, what a strange day!  I don’t mind admitting I guessed wrong about what would happen in the Mississippi Birther lawsuit. A few hours ago I predicted that Judge Henry T. Wingate would go ahead dismiss the whole mess and send Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. packing. But he didn’t. First, he denied her Motion to Remand, which would have sent the suit back to state court. Because Taitz made a Federal RICO claim, the Defendants have the right to be heard in federal court as opposed to state court.

In short, Taitz screwed herself by filing this Amended Complaint, posted by Jack Ryan of the Fogbow:



Ironically, some part of the RICO/Amended Complaint thing came about because Taitz wanted to add in Defendants from certain websites, like Fogbow, who teased her and were a thorn in her side:

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Judge Wingate gave her three weeks to properly serve the remaining Defendants in the case. At that time, the Defendants would have time to answer the Complaint.  Then, the Court would hear the Defendants’ Motions For Judgment on the Pleadings, which will result in dismissal. Oh For Goodness Sake has the first hand reports from Fogbow secret agents:


In Update 1 to that article, we find:

Taitz is going to try to serve other defendants (those she has named) but the judge also reminded her that she might be multiplying the litigation and could be sanctioned under 28 U.S.C. sec. 1927. I’m not sure Taitz heard or understood any of that.

This is the same statute which recently resulted in Birther attorney Van Irion being socked for more than $20,000.00 in costs. And the Court was being nice in that one by cutting back his exposure to some degree.  I warned Taitz about this possibility in an earlier Internet Article:


This is what sets up the terrible damned-if-she-does and damned-if-she-doesn’t scenario. If Taitz serves the other Defendants with what is obviously a frivolous Complaint, she only increases the potential financial costs to herself. If she doesn’t serve them, then she risks getting dismissed as soon as the Defendants Motions are heard.

I would not be surprised to see her file another Amended Complaint, this time without the Federal RICO claim.  If it flies, this would take her out of federal court, and away from the 28 U.S.C. sec. 1927  penalties. If not, the attempt to get away could even raise the costs. The Court could have put her out of her misery today, but chose not to.

Is that a good thing???

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1924 film, The Silent Flapper.


As Wiki notes:

The film was made in the wake of the tremendous hit Flaming Youth. Originally intended to reunite the cast and crew of Flaming Youth, not everyone was available. The film was made as a comedy with dramatic undertones, while Flaming Youth had been a drama with comic aspects. To cash in on the popularity of Colleen’s “flapper” character, the word “flapper” made it into the title. An additional draw was that the film showed a lot of skin.[1] Sydney Chaplin was, of course, Charlie’s older half-brother. The film was generally well-received as good light entertainment: “…you have been entertained and not caused to think too much.”[2] The film did not match the popularity of Flaming Youth.(An accounting of the earnings of Colleen’s pictures dated December 31, 1928 lists to total earnings,of Flaming Youth ($798,777 by 1928). The Perfect Flapper earned $531,008.56.[3]

Note 2. Flap-Flapper

Flap means:

A state of agitation; a panic
– they’re in a flap over who’s going to take Henry’s lectures

Flapper means:

1. (in the 1920s) A fashionable young woman intent on enjoying herself and flouting conventional standards of behavior

2. A thing that flaps, esp. a movable seal inside a toilet tank
– flush the tank to make sure that the flapper is not dropping

The Sound And The Fury!!! (Or, Stomping Your Feet In Some Mississippi Mud)

I Seed De Beginnin, En Now I Sees De Endin

Tomorrow the Birther Circus comes to Mississippi, led by Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. and a pack of zanies. They will be putting on a special show at the United States District Court building, in beautiful downtown Jackson. I am sure there will be foot stomping, and bizarre antics. Maybe something like this, with a jackass and a flying monkey:

However, most of the action will occur after the performance, which I predict will be cut short when the Honorable Judge Henry T. Wingate grants the Defendants’ Motions for Judgment on the Pleadings.

Here are the items on the docket for tomorrow’s hearing, with some additions by me to clarify who filed the Motion:

Motion Hearing set for 9/24/2012 09:30 AM in Courtroom 6A (Jackson) Wingate before District Judge Henry T. Wingate (TRS)

Docket Text: NOTICE of Hearing on Motion

[40] Plaintiff Orly Taitz’s MOTION to Expedite; MOTION to Expedite the case due to US National Security Concerns and Evidence of the Highest level of Breach of the U.S. National Security presented in this case, filed by Orly Taitz. (Attachments: #2 Exhibits 1 – 19 in Support, #2 DVD Video Transcript by Arpaio)(ND) (Entered: 08/22/2012)

[8] Defendant Mississippi Secretary of State’s MOTION for Judgment on the Pleadings; MOTION for Judgment on the Pleadings by Secretary of State of Mississippi (Matheny, Justin) (Entered: 04/27/2012)

[15] Defendant Mississippi Democratic Party’s MOTION for Judgment on the Pleadings; MOTION for Judgment on the Pleadings by Democrat Party of Mississippi (Attachments: #1 Exhibit LFBC from WHite House, #2 Exhibit COLB from Campaign, #3 Exhibit DOH Verification re White House BC, #4 Exhibit Hawaii Gov April 27 2011 News Release, #5 Exhibit DOH White House Correspondence, #6 Exhibit DOH 08-93 News Release, #7 Exhibit DOH 09-063 News Release, #8 Exhibit CDC Report re Birth Certificate History)(Begley, Samuel) (Entered: 05/04/2012)

[11] Plaintiff Orly Taitz’s MOTION to Dismiss MOTION for Sanctions; MOTION (Demand) for Immediate Termination of Unlawful Proceedings in the Federal Court and MOTION (Demand) for Sanctions against the Defendant Secretary of State and Defendants Attorney, filed by Orly Taitz. (ND) (Entered: 04/30/2012)

[20] Plaintiff Orly Taitz’s MOTION to Remand to State Court; MOTION to Remand to State Court, filed by Orly Taitz. (Attachments: #1 Certified Mail Receipts)(ND) (Entered: 05/11/2012)and

[24] Plaintiff Orly Taitz’s MOTION to Stay Case. MOTION for Stay, filed by Orly Taitz. (Attachments: #1 Exhibit 1 – USCA General Docket)(ND) (Entered: 05/16/2012)

Besides Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq., there are several other clowns (Plaintiffs) who appear PRO SE (without a lawyer), to wit:

Brian Fedorka PRO SE
Laurie Roth PRO SE
Tom MacLeran PRO SE
Leah Lax PRO SE


Jack Ryan, of the Fogbow,  has posted a copy of the MDEC (Mississippi Democratic Executive Committee) Motion here, on scribd:


Here is a pdf of it in case you have problems with scribd:


I did not see a request for monetary sanctions in it, which is a shame. But, that can still be done after Judge Wingate sends Orly Taitz and the Birthers packing. The title of Faulkner’s Sound and the Fury was based The title of the novel is taken from Macbeth’s soliloquy in Act  5, Scene 5 of Shakespeare’s play, Macbeth:

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

That pretty well describes all of the Birther lawsuits, not just this one. Orly Taitz will return to California, or maybe Indiana, and put out several posts about crooked and corrupt judges, and snarky Obots, and treason. Birthers will fall for it again.  Perhaps she will add them all to her new massive lawsuit, before it gets dismissed.  Rinse, and repeat. What was that other thing Shakespeare said:

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time. . .

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is a shot of Dilsey (played by Ethel Waters) from the 1959 film, The Sound and the Fury, based on a novel by William Faulkner of Mississippi. Here is a brief synopsis of the film:

In this filmed adaptation of William Faulkner’s seminal work, Yul Brynner stars as Jason Compson, the oldest son of a once-proud Southern family rife with inner turmoil. His promiscuous sister, Caddy (Margaret Leighton), has suddenly rolled back into town with an illegitimate daughter called Quentin (Joanne Woodward) in tow. Finding no love in her own clan, Quentin opts for a relationship with Charlie Bush, an irresponsible circus worker played by Stuart Whitman. Meanwhile, Ben (Jack Warden), a mentally-handicapped uncle, is a never-ending source of embarrassment for all concerned. Directed by Martin Ritt, this was the first film to be made from The Sound and the Fury. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi


The Image Caption is a direct quote from Dilsey. Wiki also has a good article about the novel: