Realizing The Gravity Of The Situation, Bonzo Attempted To Ditch The Open Container
Well, now some people are claiming that Obama is really somebody named Bari Shabazz or Bari’ Shabazz or whatever. Mario Apuzzo, Esq. has a couple of Internet Articles about this, the latest being:
http://puzo1.blogspot.com/2011/11/is-putative-president-barack-hussein.html
Supposedly this Bari Shabazz got ticketed in a traffic accident in Honolulu in March 1982, and presented a New York driver’s license showing a birth date of October 28, 1959. Then, Shabazz never showed up for court. It would not surprise me in the least, if Obama was Bari Shabazz. Not because of any big sinister plot, but because there is a very simple answer for why Obama might have a Bari Shabazz driver’s license. Because prior to August 4, 1982, Obama would have been less than 21 years old.
And, in California where Obama moved and lived after high school, the legal drinking age was 21. Obama graduated high school in 1979. So, for the remainder of 1979, all of 1980, all of 1981, and most of 1982- Obama would have needed a fake driver’s license to go out clubbing and buying booze. As a 27 year-old, who was going to clubs when she was 16, I can assure you that it is very easy to fake a driver’s license. And a college ID. It is done all the time. Plus, it is best to use a fake name where nobody can call your parents if they recognize the name on the license. Let’s just say when I was a few years younger, I was unsinkable.
Here is a linky thingy to each state’s drinking age:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state
A birth date of October 28, 1959 would have worked from October 28, 1980 until August 4, 1982 – or almost 2 years of the underage time. The motor vehicle accident occurred on March 12, 1982, right during this very time frame when Obama would have needed a fake license. This is just my GUESS, because there isn’t enough to tie all this in to Obama at present. While it would be interesting to know if Obama used a fake license to run from a ticket, I am not expecting any big revelations from this. Just mostly some underage drinking.
But I am not holding my breath. (Or blowing it into the BAC either.)
Tee Hee! Tee Hee!
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Note 1: The image above is from Modern Drunkard Magazine:
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/54/54_drunks_in_space.html
Note 2: Pro Hic! Vice is a pun on pro hoc vice about Wiki says:
Pro hac vice (pronounced “pro hack vee-chay”), Latin: “for this occasion” or “for this event”, (literally, “for this turn”) is a legal term usually referring to a lawyer who has not been admitted to practice in a certain jurisdiction but has been allowed to participate in a particular case in that jurisdiction.
or, the way I see it, pro hic! vice could mean “for the vice of drinking.”
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