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Princess Miki Throws A Royal Fit!!!


Making It Even Worse, She Had Been So Certain That She Had Him Collared

Well, Princess Miki Booth threw a Royal Birther fit during a meeting with Rep. Markwayne Muller of Oklahoma. Here is the video:

And here is what Josh Feldman of Mediaite said about the encounter:

That birther issue just won’t die. The latest Republican congressman to deal with the fringest of fringe issues is Markwayne Mullin, a first-termer from Oklahoma, who was confronted by a self-described “birther princess” during a town hall. After Mullin dismissed it as a “dead issue,” the woman approached him and insisted he needs to take this seriously. In response, Mullin told her, “Honestly, I don’t even give a shit.”

Mullin continuously told the crowd, “We lost that argument,” and ThinkProgress, which caught the exchange, interpreted that to mean Mullin is a birther. Mullin’s communications director responded that Mullin did no such thing, and in addition, didn’t say “I don’t even give a shit,” but rather said, “Don’t even give it to me.”


Princess Miki began by describing herself as a Birther Princess, which is actually a title I gave her! (See Note 2 below.) I am glad to see that she reads The Birther Think Tank, and hope she reads it some more. Maybe one day she will actually learn something. Like, how dumb she has been to believe Zullo and Team Arpaio.  In the meantime, she is too busy hamming it up to listen to anybody. Here is a link to her blog, so you can see her take on this:


On the bright side, another Republican congressman has told the Birthers to FOAD. This is the fourth one in the past few weeks. And, nobody in the crowd was giving her any love either. The Birthers haven’t yet caught on to the fact that most people think they are nuts. Even people who don’t put it past Obama and his crew to dummy up the records, seem to have grown tired of the whole “no evidence” thing. Some of the two citizen parents Birthers are also toning it down in case Ted Cruz, Marc Rubio, or Bobby Jindal run for office. I guess they figure “The Constitution” owes them one.

Meanwhile, the Birthers keep trying to embarrass Republican congressman with something that isn’t embarrassing to them.  It is like the Birthers are trying to blackmail them with, “Pssst! I have some photos of you and your wife going to Sunday School!”  While that might work in some extremist Democratic districts, that kind of stuff usually doesn’t play well in the real world. The Birthers need something juicier than, “He wasn’t crazy enough to buy into our conspiracy theory!”

So, to paraphrase Lord Blackadder,  The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mrs. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Miki?

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Queenie and Edmund from the British television series, Blackadder, Series 2. Wiki says:

Blackadder II is set in England during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I (1558–1603), played by Miranda Richardson. The principal character is Edmund (Rowan Atkinson), Lord Blackadder, the great-grandson of the original Black Adder. During the series, he often comes into contact with the Queen, her obsequious Lord Chamberlain Lord Melchett (Stephen Fry) with whom he has a rivalry, and the Queen’s demented former nanny Nursie (Patsy Byrne).

Following the BBC’s request for improvements (and a severe budget reduction), several changes were made. The second series was the first to establish the familiar Blackadder character: cunning, shrewd and witty, in sharp contrast to the bumbling Prince Edmund of the first series. To make the show more cost-effective, it was also shot with virtually no outdoor scenes (in contrast to the first series which was shot largely on location) and several frequently used indoor sets, such as the Queen’s throne room and Blackadder’s front room.

A quote from this series ranked number three in a list of the top 25 television “put downs” of the last 40 years by the Radio Times magazine. It was the following insult directed at Lord Percy by Edmund Blackadder: “The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Percy?”

Here is a link to more hilarious dialogue:


Note 2. Here are links to some previous Miki Booth stories:







Fawlty Headlines!!! – Fatheads Yell “Win!”


Bob Bauer Shows Obama How To Jaywalk Without Getting Caught

Well, Poo Poo Simmons and other Birther websites such as ORYR are reporting this:

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

OUTED! Obama’s Eligibility Attorney Bob Bauer Behind Illegal IRS Targeting

…groups opposed to Obama’s agenda. That means the targeting came from the highest levels in the White House. There is no way Obama did not know about the IRS, AP, DNS…,

Bob Bauer, White House Counsel, top lawyer for DNC, mentor to Sen. Obama, Gen. Counsel to Obama-Biden campaign, husband of Mao-loving communist Anita Dunn, lawyer at Perkins-Coie, Obama’s Chicago law firm, no doubt architect of forged documents, go-between of White House.gov and Hawai’i DOH birth certificate scam … and the list goes on.
 – Miki Booth


Once again, a Birther headline doesn’t match the story. There is nothing, absolutely nothing,  IN THE STORY to indicate that Bob Bauer is acting or has acted primarily as Obama’s eligibility attorney.

Maybe the little blip there from Miki Booth aka Miki Mouth and Princess Miki is the key? She slipped “no doubt architect of forged documents” into the parade of horribles when there is every doubt in the world in the world that anything is forged.  In fact, there is no doubt that Deputy Mike Zullo said, ” There is not enough evidence to convict him on jaywalking … let alone anything else.”

But, putting out a misleading headline allows any New Silly Fathead to piggyback the Birther idiocy onto legitimate news stories. I guess they hope credibility will rub off on them. Not gonna happen.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the BBC TV show, Fawlty Towers, The Germans episode. Wiki says, in part:

Fawlty Towers is a British sitcom produced by BBC Television that was first broadcast on BBC2 in 1975 and 1979. Twelve episodes were made (two series, each of six episodes). The show was written by John Cleese and his then-wife Connie Booth, both of whom also starred in the show. The first series was produced and directed by John Howard Davies; the second was produced by Douglas Argent and directed by Bob Spiers. The series theme music was written by Dennis Wilson and was inspired by Ludwig van Beethoven’s Minuet in G major.

The series is set in Fawlty Towers, a fictional hotel in the seaside town of Torquay, on the “English Riviera”. The plots centered around tense, rude and put-upon owner Basil Fawlty (Cleese), his bossy wife Sybil (Prunella Scales), a comparatively normal chambermaid Polly (Booth), and hapless Spanish waiter Manuel (Andrew Sachs) and their attempts to run the hotel amidst farcical situations and an array of demanding and eccentric guests.

In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, Fawlty Towers was named the best British television series of all time.


Note 2. The Post Title. Well, those who haven’t caught on or Halfway Listened could read the whole Wiki article at the Wiki link above for a clue. Because I believe one should Hide Fantasy Well!  Meanwhile, those Birthers who Always Need Filth should just check out Poo Poo Simmons.

Note 3. An Excerpt from The Germans.

Princess Miki Haz A Mad (Or, She Goes Some More A Raving)

Really Miffed, Princess Miki And An Unknown Birther Wait For The Road To Open Up

Well, Princess Miki “The Mad Hawaiian” Booth aka Miki Mouth, really haz a mad on for Karl Rove. Here is an excerpt from her latest rant about him not playing along with all the Birther lunacy(Thanks to Reader Mitchina for making me aware of this!!!) :

Karl Rove has been especially vindictive to we the people of the eligibility movement, calling us “birthers” and “fringe” or saying that we have “a problem with a black man in the White House.” He mimics the same talking points spewed at us by everyone who would like us to shut up and go away because to reveal the truth strikes at the heart of their agenda: complete governmental control, the Constitution be damned. After an especially nasty tirade against “birthers” and announcing that Obama was eligible to go on the 2012 ballot, I emailed Rove explaining the difference between “natural born Citizen” and “native born Citizen.” I didn’t go into the fact that Obama has not even proven his “native born” status since the only record he has produced is a proven forgery. I didn’t expect an answer, so you can imagine my astonishment when I received one.

Rove was short and to the point. “You’re wrong!” “Obama’s was born in the United States and his mother was an American citizen so he is eligible.

I responded:

Oct. 26, 2011, at 11:51 AM, Miki Booth wrote:

Born to Citizen parents (both parents) It matters less where the child is born as in the case of military parents ie John McCain. Article II, Section I, Claus 5 requirement that president and VP (devolved) be natural born Citizens. Founders wanted highest standard of citizenship for the highest office in the land, to ensure the president and VP would have allegiance only to the US. Let me clue you in, Mr. Rove, at the time of Obama’s birth his father was a British subject of the UK colony of Kenya. My husband and son were both born in Kapiolani hospital and it makes no difference if he was born there, his Certification of Live Birth   and the Certificate of Live Birth posted on April 27 are both forgeries. Miki Booth

On Oct. 26, at 4:07 PM, Karl Rove a href=”mailto:Karl@Rove.com”>Karl@Rove.com> wrote:

No US court has ever held a child born to a US mother on US soil to be anything other than a natural born citizen. Never. And no they aren’t.

Rove didn’t respond to my final email to him where I wrote:

Mr. Rove, you are thinking of native born citizen. Yet, again, you made a statement w/o facts to back it up. Name one court case defining natural born citizen and don’t rely on CRS propaganda.

Miki Booth

Sent from my iphone.


There is a lot more at the link, and it is a very fun read.  There is also a youtube video of Princess Miki and Mark Gillar discussing this, but about half way through it, darned if I didn’t fall asleep, and miss half of this week’s episode of White Collar to boot.  Sooo, I will write about that later if it warrants any attention.

What all this boils down to, is that Miki Mouth is mad because Karl Rove will not validate her insane belief system. The Birthers don’t do Reading Comprehension very well, and Wong Kim Ark and the Ankeny Decision are just plain over their heads. Plus, they are a bit raw in the hindquarters from getting kicked out of numerous court houses and landing on their butts, with a bill for the costs. That kinda smarts, if you know what I mean.

Karl Rove just ain’t giving Princess Miki, nor any other Birther, no respect. Rather than engage her in a prolonged discussion about the Imaginary Two Citizen Parent Theory, Rove has important things to do in the REAL world. This is what just chaps the Birthers’ asses. Yet, what else can they reasonably expect??? Every time someone does try to engage them, and explain the REAL law to them, they spin off into Legal LaLa Land with a bunch of Birther crap that doesn’t mean a thing to anybody who understands the law.

Anti-Birthers and Obots patiently explain the law to them. Judges explain the law to them. Congress hires people to write legal memorandums which fully explain the law to them. The law itself is readily available to them online, and they can read and study Wong Kim Ark for themselves. I have very nicely put both major cases here at The Birther Think Tank for them, above in the blog header. I even explain the facts of natural born citizenship to them.

Plus, people like Dr. Conspiracy, FogBow, and John Woodman, and others have set up blogs full of legal and factual information to help them through these first difficult days of military service. (Ooops, I got carried away.) The blogroll here is full of excellent resources by people who have done all the heavy lifting for the Birthers.  All they have to do is shut up long enough to read it.

And the Birthers ignore every piece of it, and keep on birfing out their ration of nonsense. So why should Karl Rove waste any of his time on them??? Frankly, Rove could set aside a full hour for Princess Miki and at the end of the hour she would still be trying to tell him he didn’t know what he was talking about, because her smarty-pants butt has done read a bunch of stupid Birther lawyers who haven’t been able to win one single case in four years.

No, Princess Miki, you don’t get no respect. And you don’t deserve any.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Dorothy Lamour and Jiggs, the chimpanzee, in the 1936 film, Jungle Princess. Wiki says:

The Jungle Princess is a 1936 motion picture released by Paramount Pictures, directed by William Thiele, and starringDorothy Lamour in her film debut, Ray Milland, and Ray Mala.

The film was a major hit and launched Lamour’s career as one of the leading stars of the era, often cast in similar sarong clad jungle adventure romances, which led to her playing leading lady to Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in the Road to… musical comedy movie series beginning four years later.

Note 2. She Goes Some More A Raving. This is a rave-Rove wordplay based on Lord Byron’s poem:

So We’ll Go No More a Roving

So, we’ll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.

For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.

Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we’ll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon.


Here is Joan Baez singing it:

Princess Miki Gets A Commitment!!! (But Don’t Cheer Just Yet)

Sarah Bernhardt Playing The Lead In “Memoirs Of A Community Organizer From Hawaii”

Well, the story over at ObamaReleaseYourRecords started off really good:

Miki Booth gets a commitment from Senator Tom Coburn

and for that fleeting second I had the feeling that somebody finally locked the crazy Birther up. There were visions of Princess Miki in a strait jacket and padded cells. Maybe even electro-shock therapy. Yes, there is a God, and Justice, and a team of mental health professionals!!!  And  then, the Idyllic Vision evaporated as I got to the next part:

Miki Booth gets a commitment from Senator Tom Coburn
to contact Sheriff Joe Arpaio about Obama’s ineligibility

OH! What a letdown.  She is still on the loose and babbling about forged birth certificates and idiotic pseudo-investigations, and her stupid book. Whatever happened to the good old days when Hawaiian Princesses just quietly did a half-gainer into a volcano to save their people??? Nowadays, they write stupid books, blather on radio talk shows, harass public officials, and just make a general nuisance of themselves.

Anyway, here is a link to the story:


I can imagine the half-hearted phone call from Senator Coburn to Sheriff Joe and the strained conversation as Coburn tries to pretend he isn’t talking to an idiot on the other of the line. If you live in Oklahoma, Coburn deserves both your vote and hazardous duty pay for doing stuff like this.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is Sarah Bernhardt playing Phedre (Phaedra), if I have my pictures right.  Wiki says about Phedre:

The genealogy of Phèdre gives a number of indications as to her character’s destiny. Descended from Helios, god of the Sun, and Pasiphaë, she nevertheless avoids being in the judgmental presence of the sun throughout the play. The simultaneous absence of a god-figure combined with the continual presence of one has been extensively explored in Lucien Goldmann’s Le Dieu caché. This sense of patriarchal judgment is extended to Phèdre’s father, Minos, who is responsible for weighing the souls of the dead upon their arrival in Hades.

Phèdre is right to fear judgment; she is driven to an incestual love for her stepson Hippolytus, much like the other women in her family, who tended to experience desires generally considered taboo. Her mother, Pasiphaë was cursed by Aphrodite to fall in love and mate with a white bull, giving rise to the legendary Minotaur. Phèdre meets Theseus, her future husband, when he arrives on the Minoan scene to kill her monstrous half-brother, the minotaur.


Princess Miki Dodges The Microphone Of Doom!!!

Miki Was Not Sure Which Frightened Her More – Lobo The Lab Assistant, Or The 47 Pound Microphone Suspended Over Her Head In A Seemingly Threatening Manner

WHEW, Princess Miki “The Mad Hawaiian” Booth , aka Miki Mouth, certainly had a close call with The Grim Reaper a few days ago in Claremore, Oklahoma.  Senator Tom Coburn was holding a town hall meeting, and of course Princess Miki glissaded in to see if anybody had found her missing brogan, er uh, glass slipper.

Ever the Drama Queen,  she had to run her mouth about Sheriff Joe and the Cold Case Posse stuff, and apparently Coburn and the other people there got fed up with her perpetual mouthy ignorance. Here is a few excerpts from Red Dirt Report:

Booth said Coburn refuted nearly everything she brought up, saying that Social Security numbers are not by state (they were until Obama changed it) and then he pointed to the findings by Snopes.com and Factcheck.org, affiliated with the Obama-friendly Annenberg Public Policy Center – dubious sources, Booth said, and overwhelmingly liberal.

As she tried to continue with her points, Coburn barked at her and said; “You don’t get to talk anymore! Ask your question. We’ve already wasted enough time on this and it’s not going to solve anything. There’s more important stuff to work on.”

Regarding the atmosphere in the town hall, Booth told Red Dirt Report that most people in the room were Coburn fans and that it was a “suck-up fest” and that many people were offended that Booth confronted their beloved member of Congress. Booth said people said nasty things about her and told her to “Shut up, bitch” among other things.”

Booth said Coburn allegedly replied that “We need to treat this as a ‘love’ thing. He used the word ‘love.’” She added that Coburn also held his microphone in a seemingly threatening manner.


Note, Coburn refuted nearly every thing she said, and still the ever-narcissistic Mad Hawaiian doesn’t get the point –   that she doesn’t have any points. Then there is this interesting statement:

She added that Coburn also held his microphone in a seemingly threatening manner.

Gosh, that sounds really scary!!! You know, being whomped upside the head with a microphone is one of the most dangerous situations a person can face. Karaoke  Bars even carry extra insurance to cover those who die during bad performances of Islands In The Stream, when angry patrons often grab the microphone and assault tone deaf singers.

But then I got to wondering what Coburn’s side of things might be. Perhaps Coburn was seeing this, a one-girl horde of ravening Birther:

Each Time Poor Tom Zapped A Zombie With The Microphone, It Grew A Miki Head

Who knows??? But at least she survived this terrible ordeal, and we will have Princess Miki to kick around some more.  In the meantime, the crowd gave her some great advice, and I quote them, “Shut up, bitch.”

Short. But. Piquant.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1: The Image. Best known as Ed Wood’s 1955 film, Bride of the Monster. About which, Wiki has a very interesting Internet Article:


Note 2. Karaoke Killings. Update. Reader DaveB pointed out in the comments below that there really are Karaoke Killings and fights provoked by bad singing and badder musical critics.  He provided a link to this fascinating Internet Article:


Thank you DaveB!!!

While Princess Miki Ducks And Covers!!!

Miki's Fascination With Shadowboxing Began At An Early Age

This is for Steven Feinstein and the rest of the gang over at Orly’s World FaceBook page, the Number 1 anti-Birther Page on FaceBook. Which can be found here:


The antics of Miki “The Mad Hawaiian” Booth aka Miki Mouth aka Princess Miki are a constant source of amusement to everyone there. This was on Miki Booth’s FaceBook page today:

OBOTS came out from under their rocks to attack me on air last night. They slinked away embarrassed they outed themselves as morons. Stealth Facebook message to me from steven feinstein re: last night’s radio show on Tea Party Radio Network – “I listened to you tonight and I wanted to thank you for all the plugs for Orly’s World. I am getting new members. I wanted to call in and tell you myself how much we enjoy your rantings and how much laughter you have provided us with. But, I decided that you were not worth my time. But thanks.”


Stealth Facebook message to me from steven feinstein re: last night’s radio show on Tea Party Radio Network – “I listened to you tonight and I wanted to thank you for all the plugs for Orly’s World. I am getting new members. I wanted to call in and tell you myself how much we enjoy your rantings and how much laughter you have provided us with. But, I decided that you were not worth my time. But thanks.”

obot heads were spinning last night trying to get on air with me. The ones that did showed themselves for the hateful oOOoooOoOoobaaaMaaahhhhh robots that they are.

TONIGHT I’ll be on Nationally Syndicated Laurie Roth Show with Laurie and Dale Robertson, Founder of TeaParty.Org. 6:00 Central.


Here is what you are missing, Princess Miki, while you are ducking and covering under a desk somewhere.  We DO NOT hate you. We DO NOT wish to shut you up. In fact, the more you blather, the better we like it. We  want people to read your book.  We think that you are a most excellent Voice Of Birtherism, right up there along side Orly Taitz and Walter “Citizen’s Arrest” Fitzpatrick.  We are among your most devoted fans. Here at The Birther Think Tank I have put up links to both your blog and your FaceBook page. And, you are more than welcome to make comments here.

But you prefer shadowboxing. Shadowboxing is when a person fights imaginary opponents. You feel safe taking on the MSM (Main Stream Press) or Obots in a collective sense. But when it comes down to debating or engaging actual real-live Anti-Birthers and Obots, all we see from Princess Miki is a trail of dust and a flash of white. I don’t think the flash is from a white-tail deer. I think it’s the backside of your undies as you madly run through the briars an’ you run through the brambles an’ you run through the bushes where the rabbits couldn’t go. 

Sooo, when you talk about coming out from under the rocks, just remember which side it is that doesn’t block comments. Remember which side it is that whines about Psychological Assault Weapons. And if you ever get tired of wearing the undies with the days of the week on them, then let us know.  It’s easy to find us. We ain’t hiding.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter