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Brassy Birther Horns In On Radio Show!!! (A Critique)

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The Boogie-Woogie Birther Boy Was Certainly Different, But No One Wanted To Dance

Due to their shrinking numbers, and the inherent difficulties of trying to reproduce while delusional, Birthers are actively trying to recruit new members into their lifestyle. Some have been spotted hanging around comic book stores and Sci Fi conventions with big bags of candy and tin foil. Others have been taking cold-calling lessons from Jehovah Witnesses. Still others are experimenting with a more annoying approach to close their sale.

The new technique is based on the old one-foot-in-the-door-tactic. If you can just get one foot in the door, then the polite and meek housewife will hesitate to slam the door on your foot. Which gives the salesman a chance to run his mouth and push the product. Cheeky, but it worked. Wiki says this about foot-in-the-door:

Foot-in-the-door (FITD) technique is a compliance tactic that involves getting a person to agree to a large request by first setting them up by having that person agree to a modest request. The foot-in-the-door technique succeeds owing to a basic human reality that social scientists call “successive approximations”. Essentially, the more a subject goes along with small requests or commitments, the more likely that subject is to continue in a desired direction of attitude or behavioral change and feel obligated to go along with larger requests. FITD works by first getting a small ‘yes’ and then getting an even bigger ‘yes.’

The principle involved is that a small agreement creates a bond between the requester and the requestee. Even though the requestee may only have agreed to a trivial request out of politeness, this forms a bond which – when the requestee attempts to justify the decision to themselves – may be mistaken for a genuine affinity with the requester, or an interest in the subject of the request. When a future request is made, the requestee will feel obliged to act consistently with the earlier one.[5]

The reversed approach – making a deliberately outlandish opening demand so that a subsequent, milder request will be accepted – is known as the door-in-the-face technique.

I call the Birther variation on this the mouth-in-the-radio-show approach. Rick Wiles tried it the other day with Congressman Jeff Duncan of South Carolina. (See Note 3 below.) Now Mr. Chris Farrell, whose personal motto should be Ammo Dimini, tried this Friday, June 28, 2013 with Congressman Louis Gohmert (TX).  Farrell, supposedly an ex-French Foreign Legionnaire, called in with an innocuous request.  Here are some transcribed excerpts from Obama Ballot Challenge:

On Friday, June 28th 2013 Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) was questioned in a phone call by Chris Farrell, citizen journalist, while the congressman hosted‘Washington Watch with Tony Perkins,’ a daily internet radio program. . .

Congressman Gohmert“Let’s take a call from—we got a call from Louisiana. Chris, Let’s hear what’s on your mind Chris.”

Chris Farrell: “Hello Representative Gohmert.”

Gohmert: “Just call me Louie Chris.”

Farrell: “Yes Sir, Thank you. Louie. Chris Farrell. I too served in the Army, [Which Army, the French one???] and I want to ask you to consider that former Lieutenant Colonel Terry Lee Lakin, a surgeon in the US Army, was court martialed, dishonorably discharged, and imprisoned in military prison for requesting, consistent with the officer’s oath he had taken to defend the Constitution, authentication that his purported commander-in-chief did in fact legally occupy that position.

Then, sometime later, Mr. Obama presented the American people with documents supposedly authenticating his constitutional eligibility which have now been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt (to be fraudulent) by Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s volunteer Cold Case Posse…I was there at the Preliminary Release of the Findings of the Cold Case Posse as a student journalist, and let me tell you, nobody else from the mainstream media was there.

Ah, this mockery of our Constitution has to be brought to an end, and I’d like to ask you to read the petition that I wrote, the Petition to Abrogate—to actually retroactively abrogate the illegal elections of the constitutionally ineligible fraud who illegally represented himself as constitutionally eligible to be president and so was in the commission of crimes when he was illegally elected, and I claim to you that he is not now and never has been the president.”

Gohmert: “Well, let me comment on that, thank you Chris—ah—for your call.

I was not—I didn’t remember the prosecution for Colonel Lakin. We’ll look into that, but uh, I’ll tell you how bad it is: I had not ever said the president was not born in America, but I’m titled a “Birther” because I signed on as a co-sponsor of a Bill Posey Bill in the last Congress . . .


There is more at the link. As you can see, Farrell tried  a simple “please read my petition” request. The problem is, he did too  much selling on the front end. He made it clear he was a Birther with the hard sell line, ” his constitutional eligibility which have now been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt (to be fraudulent) . . .”  No Chrissy, it isn’t clear beyond a shadow of a doubt. Mike  Zullo himself recently said, “There is not enough evidence to convict him [Obama] on jaywalking … let alone anything else.”

Then, to compound that mistake, Farrell over talks himself. Before Gohmert has a chance to respond to the innocuous request, Farrell continues the same sentence with, “to actually retroactively abrogate the illegal elections of the constitutionally ineligible fraud who illegally represented himself as constitutionally eligible to be president and so was in the commission of crimes when he was illegally elected, and I claim to you that he is not now and never has been the president.”

Yes, the innocuous request and all that bile was crammed into a single run on sentence! Image a cult member trying to recruit a new patsy who says, “We are all so happy, won’t you hold hands and smile with us . . . because after the Mother Ship annihilates  the God-forsaken putrescent sinners who inhabit this living Hell Hole with its cleansing Atomic Ray of Miserable Screaming Death we all will have drunk the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid and be happy on the Eden Asteroid in our new non-physical body forms.” No! First you get them to hold hands and smile. Then, to come a dinner meeting. Then, the drugs and wild sex orgy. . . etc.

That is the kind of rookie mistake Birther Farrell made. Normally there is time for a salesman to get some on-the-job-training. The problem here is that the Birther product really sucks, and people who buy it just end up looking stupid to everybody else. Plus, the market is shrinking faster and faster.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1.  The Image. This is Marty Feldman playing Digby Geste from the 1977 film, The Last Remake of Beau Gest. Wiki says:

It starred and was also directed and co-written by Marty Feldman. It is a satire loosely based on the novel Beau Geste, a frequently-filmed story of brothers and their adventures in the French Foreign Legion. The humor is based heavily upon wordplay and absurdity. Feldman plays Digby Geste, the awkward and clumsy “identical twin” brother of Michael York’s Beau, the dignified, aristocratic swashbuckler.

Spoofing the classic Beau Geste and a number of other desert motion pictures, the film’s plotline revolves around the heroic Beau Geste and his brother Digby’s misadventures in the French Foreign legion out in the Sahara, and the disappearance of the family sapphire, sought after by their money-hungry stepmother


Note 2 Foot In The Door Technique. Wiki has a good article on this. Here is another excerpt:

When someone expresses support for an idea or concept, that person is more likely to then remain consistent with their prior expression of support by committing to it in a more concrete fashion. A common example undertaken in research studies used this foot-in-the-door technique: Two groups are asked to place a large, very unsightly sign in their front yard reading “Drive Carefully”. The members of one group had previously been approached to put a small sign in their front window reading “Be a Safe Driver”, almost all agreed. In response to the “Drive Carefully” request 76 percent of those who were initially asked to display the small sign complied, in comparison with only 17 percent of those in the other group not exposed to the earlier, less onerous, request.

Having already shown ‘community spirit’ by taking part in the campaign to reduce the nation’s road carnage – ‘stepping forward’ as a “good citizen” by giving prominence to the “Be a Safe Driver” sign, a statement to the world – there is social pressure to also agree to a grander, if more inconvenient, version of the same exercise and in order to appear consistent in one’s beliefs and behaviour. There may well be other contributors, but it is likely that commitment and consistency play a significant role.

Note 3. Did Duncan Do Nuts??? For a similiar Birther effort, see this, where Host Rick Giles tries to make a sale:


Note 4. Word Plays. Farrell likes to plop Anno Domini on his scribblings. Ammo Dimini has an entirely different meaning. . . Invariably Diminished.  For ESLs, a bugle is a horn, and a member of the brass family of instruments. Brassy also means impudent or brazen. The idiomatic phrase horn in on means:

horn in (on something)

Fig. to attempt to participate in something without invitation or consent. Are you trying to horn in on my conversation with Sally? I hope you are not trying to horn in on our party.

The image Easter Egg is a word play first on Deguello, a Mexican bugle call signifying “No Quarter.” Most Texans know the word from The Alamo story. But, the French word “Debile” means moronic and stupid, and is an extra word play on “the bile”, or venom. The Boogie-Woogie Birther Boy is based on:

RUMOR! Sharon Rondeau Tries To Save Zullo!!! Orly Taitz Vindicated!!!

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Stealing An Idea From Obama, Sharon Rondeau Thought That A Whiskey Summit Might Bring The Two Birther Factions Together

In his June 28, 2013 weekly radio show, Breaking All The Rules, Police Chief Mark “Big Iron” Kessler said that some reporter named Sharon, asked him why he was hammering on Mike “The Arizona Kid” Zullo of the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse. Apparently, the two men first met at the annual convention of the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association in St. Charles, Mo., earlier this month.  The Cold Case Posse held a closed-door session for police officers, elected officials and others.

Reading between the lines, it looks like Zullo got Kessler got all riled up about Obama’s alleged ineligibilty, but then Zullo wanted him to sign a confidentiality agreement before he would actually hand over the Posse’s information. This is one of the things that has Orly Taitz angry at Arpaio and Zullo, too.  Their anger is reasonable in light of the circumstances.  If there is any credible evidence that the birth certificate is a forgery, then that should be fully disclosed. But there ain’t, and Zullo is just four flushing.

Here is a transcript I made from the show on the portion which mentions the mysterious “Sharon.” I also made a pdf of this transcript for easier downloading.

Chief Mark Kessler June 28

Chief Mark Kessler June 28, 2013 Breaking All The Rules Radio Show

at 6:20 I had a very interesting phone call yesterday from a reporter, one of Mike Zullo’s friends, guess you could call her that, or whatever. Uh, she wanted to know why I was bashing Mike Zullo.  I’ll tell you why, because I think Mike Zullo is a piece of garbage. He is a lying sack of shit and excuse my French, but when you bring law enforcement from all over the country into a room and pretend to be a law enforcement officer and host a alleged top secret meeting, it’s a slap in the face to every cop on the planet. Every law enforce,  especially those officers because they were considered, or are considered constitutional peace officers.

at 7:28 Mike Zullo could not arrest anyone. He has no powers of arrest.  He is not a sworn anything. So I put a challenge out to this lady, and to Mike Zullo, because I guess she was going to interview him after my interview, and I let her record it and all, and I gave it to him left and right.

First I started out with, if Mike Zullo comes to Pennsylvania, my jurisdiction,  and whips out his badge and his credential, I am going to lock his ass up for impersonating a police officer. In a heartbeat.  That mother, he, I will take him to county under Pennsylvania statutes.  I’m not playing games. I will lock his ass up.

at 8:10 Now, if Mike Zullo wants to come in and sit down and show me this devastating evidence,  allegedly devastating evidence, that could bring down a sitting president, allegedly. And I’m not sticking up for this piece of garbage in the White House, either. Because I didn’t vote for him. He’s not my President.

If Mike Zullo wants to come to me and sit down in my office and spread out all his stuff, his damaging evidence that he has, I’ll glad, I’ll be glad to go over it. But I’ll report what I see. I didn’t sign no confidentiality bullshit. Nothing.

at 9:00 They didn’t give me a piece of paper saying that I must, you know, there’s no confidentiality agreement between me and Mike Zullo with that little fiasco out in Missouri, that dog and pony show. Sharon, I can’t remember this reporters name, Sharon something, from I can’t remember, its in my email.  I’ll have to look it up.

at 9:23 So I guess when I had Orly Taitz on the other day, I guess Mr. Zullo you know is starting to get a little nervous. Now here you have Orly Taitz, who is a Russian immigrant. And I had her on for an hour.  You can look it up through the archives at chief kessler dot com and click on the radio show. And listen to our interview. It was a good interview. And apparently he had a shit fit over that one. Because Orly Taitz is actually doing something about it,  all this information she was able to acquire.

at 10:05 She has filed lawsuits. She has, you name it. She has Obama in court. She has [all of ‘em???] in court. She has Feinstein in court. She’s a maniac. I give her credit. She has balls of steel.

My guess is that he is referring to Sharon Rondeau, Editor of the Post and Email. I have always respected Ms. Rondeau as one of the more intelligent Birthers. She is one of those persons about whom I wonder, “WTF is she/he doing being a Birther???” She clearly understands the dangers of in-fighting, particularly when the underlying Birther case is extremely weak on substance. So, I can see her picking up the phone and getting in the middle of it trying to do damage control.

Not that the Birther Titantic can be saved. But they might be able to buy enough time for a few more verses of Nearer My God To Thee! The other thing we learn is that Big Iron Kessler has a lot of respect for Orly Taitz. As is apparent, Taitz walks the walk, while Zullo just talks the talk. As we reported earlier this month, we fully expect that Orly Taitz and her followers will eventually prevail over the Team Arpaio with its empty promises. For what ever that is worth.

Time may not tell whether or not it was Sharon Rondeau.  There is nothing happy for Birtherism in the interview, and spreading the story may just cause it to stink more. Which, is why I am writing about it! Is that wrong???

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the fantastic 1954 Sci Fi film, Devil Girl From Mars. Here is the film on youtube:

Note 2. For more info on the Birther Uncivil War, see:


Mario Apuzzo’s “Schlock And Awe” Attack Fizzles!!!

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She Made A Mental Note To Never Date A Guy She Heard On The Radio, Unless She Ran A Background Check First

Well, I have just listened to Fogbow Foggy’s radio rebuttal to Mario Apuzzo, Esq. on Immigration Lawyer Charles Kuck’s radio show. Foggy did a fantastic job of correcting Mario Apuzzo’s numerous legal errors on the previous week’s show, such as Emer Vattel’s treatise on French law being the basis of our Constitutional requirement that President be a natural born citizen. I am sure that Mario Apuzzo is squirming mad after Foggy’s  devastating barb that  “Apuzzo thinks the right to remain silent was put there to protect mimes.” OUCH!!!

Anyway, RC Radio Blog has a link up to the show, along with more of the background:


Dr. Conspiracy has a post up with Apuzzo’s original appearance:


Kuck was apparently unprepared for Apuzzo, and seemed to take much of what he said at face value. I think that happens a lot with people who don’t know what is going on, in a legal sense. Most people, even lawyers, haven’t spent much time on the meaning of natural born citizen as it relates to the presidential requirement. It just has little application in a day to day law practice.  Here comes Apuzzo with 200 pages of schlock, and it can kind of be overpowering if you haven’t read and studied the case law.

After that initial show, Kuck got busy reading the cases, including Lynch v. Clark (1844 NY), Wong Kim Ark (USSCt. 1898), and Ankeny v. Daniels (2009 Indiana). Yep, after reading those cases, the whole two citizen parent silliness gets tossed out the door with the garbage.

Except up there in Paterson, New Jersey, and other places  where Birthers dwell in their self-imposed exile to LaLa Land.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. Schlock. Free Dictionary defines the word as:

schlock also shlock (shlk) Slang

n.       Something, such as merchandise or literature, that is inferior or shoddy.

adj.   Of inferior quality; cheap or shoddy.

[Possibly from Yiddish shlak, apoplexy, stroke, wretch, evil, nuisance, from Middle High German slag, slak, stroke, from slahen, to strike, from Old High German slahan.]

Note 2. Here is a link to Kuck’s legal website:


Obotski Fearanheit 451- The Banning Of Birthers!!!

Obotski, Trying To Stifle The Opposition

Oh, tonight was a HIGH POINT in my life!!! I regularly listen to the Obotski Radio Station each Thursday night. I get many ideas on Internet Articles from them, plus it is a smart thing to keep tabs on the other side. But tonight, I was locked out of the Chat Room by one of the new guys running the show, a blogger known to the world as Dr. Ken Noisewater. I didn’t do anything wrong, or use bad language. No, I just scared the BEEJESUS out of Dr. Ken Noisewater with my intellect!!!

I used to regularly beat him WITH LOGIC at Obama Conspiracy Theories, and really gave him hell when he admitted criticizing Internet Articles WITHOUT even reading them. Well, tonight he got his Obotski Revenge for me just beating him WITH LOGIC like a carpet over a clothesline. OH, TEE HEE!!!, how will I ever survive such a fate, not being able to argue with somebody who is as dumb as a bag of hammers!!!

This reinforces my idea that I am the one person the Obotski fear more than any other Birther, or whatever we should be called now that Obama coughed up his long form birth certificate. Oh, how badly I must frighten Dr. Ken Noisewater and the rest of the Obotski.

Sooo, when you hear the Obotski talk about how smart they are and how they win arguments. . .well they are right.  As long as there is no one else can say anything.

Seig Heil Obotski!!!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

UPDATE: Tonight, June 17, 2011, I was told by the person who runs the radio program, Reality Check, that I was permitted back into the chat room the next time the show airs.  I don’t chat much when I am there, but it is the principle of the thing that is important.