Birther Think Tank Scoop Forces Trump To Cancel “Big Surprise” Speech!!!

Well, it looks like The Birther Think Tank’s early release of information forced Donald Trump to cancel his “Big Surprise” speech at The Republican Convention. The Post and Email says it has to do with Hurricane Isaac, but my secret sources in Tampa, Florida report hearing this side of a telephone conversation between Reince Priebus, Chairman of the GOP and Donald Trump:

Reince Priebus: You paid $100,000 to some guys in Nigeria??? Jesus H. Christ, Donald, you got scammed!

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus: I don’t give a flying f*ck what Arpaio and that bunch of clowns said, the damn thing is a phony!

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus:  No godd*mmit, I don’t care what Corsi says either. . . a third grader could tell that was a phony. Geeesh, what is with you people anyway???

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus:  We’re a political party, not a damn gossip column. Who gives a sh*t who his father is???

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus: Well then write a new speech and you can give it later this week.  But I want to see it first. Thank God that Squeeky person let the cat out of the bag.  This could have cost us the election.

OMG, I am going down in history!!! Here is the Internet Article that broke the story on Donald Trump’s Big Surprise, and revealed the phony Frank Marshall Davis letter and poem, and a copy of Trump’s Big Speech:

https://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/08/26/donald-trumps-big-surprise/

I posted that and less than 6 hours later, Trump is cancelling the speech. News really travels fast in the Information Age.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. Here is a link to the Post and Email story. But you can’t read much about it for free:

http://www.thepostemail.com/2012/08/26/donald-trumps-big-surpise-at-the-rnc-canceled/

Donald Trump’s Big Surprise???

Sometimes Parties Can Get Really Weird In A Hurry

Well knock me down with a feather! A secret source in Tampa, Florida sent me a copy of Donald Trump’s surprise that he has planned for the Republican Convention. He said he wanted to get it out to the world before the hurricane hits and knocks out the power.

At first, this thing didn’t look right to me, but then I read Trump’s My Big Speech that accompanied it, and well, if it is good enough for Trump and all those experts, it is good enough for me. First, here is the Secret Information that Trump found, a hitherto undiscovered letter and poem from 1972 by Frank Marshall Davis. (Click on images to enlarge or just hit the link for the pdf copy for easier reading.)

FMD Poem

And page 2:

I mean was that groovy or what???  Anyway, there were some things about the letter that just didn’t seem to fit to me, but then I read Trump’s speech. Sooo, here is that document. (Click on image to enlarge or just hit the link for the pdf copy for easier reading.)

My Big Speech

Like I said before, I had my doubts about the document, but if a lot of really smart people like Donald Trump, Dr. Jerome Corsi, Mara Zebest, Garrett Papit, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Mike Zullo, and a whole dang Cold Case Posse believe that you can tell whether a document is forged or not from looking at an online image of it, who am I, a mild-mannered little Girl Reporter to disagree???

There are pdf copies of all these documents above, in case you want to check them for layers, masks, smiley faces, errant pixels, and whatever.  They don’t seem to have any, but I still get the nagging feeling something isn’t right with all this stuff.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter