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A Black Night For Team Arpaio???


He Must Have Gotten Some Strange Kicks From Denial???

Team Arpaio and the Cold Case Posse aren’t exactly having the best of times lately.  They can’t get a real, live prosecutor interested in their silly report that concludes Obama’s online image of his long form birth certificate is a forgery.  After a year and half, they can’t even release the report to the public for fear of ridicule.  On a good day, Republican congressmen merely ignore them. On most days, which are not good days, the congressmen cancel out meetings with them as soon as they find out what kind of idiot with whom they accidentally scheduled a meeting. Nightly, they pray for Alzheimers to strike Republican leaders so they will finally find someone to agree with them.

Human beings are proving a huge obstacle, and now, the mean old Obots, particularly the blogger, NBC,  have gone and made things worse by uncovering the source of the online birth certificate anomalies – – -A Xerox Workcentre machine which does all the strange and weird things that so discomfort the Birthers.  RC, of the RC Radio Blog, has many articles up on this issue, including a hilarious video:


There are several more articles at the link which explain in simple terms how the online anomalies occurred. It looks convincing to me! The Obots have not been silent about their discovery! After sneaking their way onto Gallups’ radio show, the cat is out of the bag in the Birther world. Finally, Carl Gallups and Mike Zullo had to address the issues about the Xerox 7655. Sooo, how did they handle it???


Deputy Mike “The Arizona Kid” Zullo recently appeared on Gallups radio show, and here is a transcript of their remarks, from the first part of the show:

Gallups: What’s your response to these Obots?

(3:54)  Mike Zullo: I think they’re delusional. I think they’re deluded that they are some vessel of authority somewhere. I don’t know in what stratosphere.  But I don’t owe them anything. I have never engaged them in two years. I don’t really pay a lot of attention to them. And what little I do know of them, aside from the identities of a few, and one that I am intently focused on now. It really just seems to me to be nothing more than a big disinformation campaign. It goes beyond even misinformation. It is disinformation. And for a definition, it’s false information that is deliberately, and a lot of times covertly spread, in order to influence public opinion, or to obscure the truth. And that to me, is about what it is, so to even deal with them as far as I’m concerned is brain damage. I don’t see any reason to do it.

(5:22) Carl Gallups: They are absolutely ever-loving out of their delusional minds. I mean they are absolutely mentally challenged.


They went on to discuss the Xerox Workcentre and characterized it as not relevant to the investigation, and stated that the investigation had moved well beyond that point. Which only casts more suspicions on the underlying Cold Case Posse report. If it is that great, why is it still secret after a year and a half? Why don’t any prosecutors seem interested in it? Why is it that Deputy Zullo has to go to Washington D.C. and beg the VIPs and congressman to do something about it? Why does he keep getting rejected?

If Deputy Zullo has any legitimate questions why this is happening, perhaps he needs to do something he has refused to do for two years- and engage with the Obots and anti-Birthers.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1975 film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This particular scene occurs when the King meets the Black Knight.  Here is a youtube video of this particular scene:

Saving America With The SHERIFF Plan???

The Sheriff Plan

As Usual, The Birther’s Load Kept Coming Up A Few Bricks Shy

Well, I have heard of the MARSHALL Plan, but now it seems we have a SHERIFF Plan to repair what’s wrong with America. By getting rid of Obama. Here is an excerpt from an hysterical World Net Daily email blast:

Is the biggest Obama scandal yet about to hit?
Major new development in eligibility case promised by investigators

Every day brings a new shocking headline:

      • The Obama administration provided U.S. firearms to the drug cartels in Mexico, resulting in the deaths of two U.S. law enforcement agents and countless American and Mexican citizens, apparently in an effort to make a political case for gun control.
      • The Obama administration covered up a debacle in Benghazi that cost the lives of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and other Americans.
      • The Obama administration used the Internal Revenue Service as an attack dog against its political adversaries, including, but not limited to, the tea party movement.
    • The Obama administration even targeted its friends in the media by spying on journalists at the largest news-gathering operation in the world, the Associated Press, along with a reporter from Fox News.

Could this be just the tip of the iceberg?

Have the media begun to turn?

Why are even some of Barack Obama’s most loyal supporters beginning to have their doubts?

Why did the first post-scandal poll show some 50 percent of Americans supporting impeachment of Obama?

What would happen, in this climate, if Obama’s biggest secret ever were blown wide open for the public to see?

What is that biggest secret? It’s that Obama’s Hawaii “birth certificate” is, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a forgery – a fraud.

That scandal, too, is about to break wide open, according to investigators working within Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse. They say some new earth-shattering developments will soon be announced.

***But the Cold Case Posse investigation, headed by Mike Zullo, desperately needs financial support to complete its work. ***

Here is the link to the full story at Poo Poo Simmons:


Yeah, fat chance when Zullo has already spilled the beans that the Cold Case Posse doesn’t have enough evidence to what was that Zullo said??? Oh yeah, this:

I know [Taitz] had 20-some-odd court cases on this very issue and maybe now she’s feeling very threatened,” Zullo said. “There is not enough evidence to convict him on jaywalking … let alone anything else.”


But sure, send some more money because that will automatically help upgrade that attempted jaywalking non-count to maybe full fledged jaywalking in the first degree with felonious intent. At least, that is how The Sheriff Plan works. But, the main thing is, SEND MONEY!!!

Whatever. Any Birther who buys into that is more than just a few bricks shy of a full load. Their hod is missing its bottom.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is an actual photo of a Marshall Plan in action. Well, maybe the sign has been changed a little. Wiki says this:

The Marshall Plan (officially the European Recovery Program, ERP) was the American program to aid Europe, in which the United States gave economic support to help rebuild European economies after the end of World War II in order to prevent the spread of Soviet Communism.[1] The plan was in operation for four years beginning in April 1948.[2] The goals of the United States were to rebuild a war-devastated region, remove trade barriers, modernize industry, and make Europe prosperous again.[3] The term “equivalent of the Marshall Plan” is often used to describe a proposed large-scale rescue program.[4]


For ESL’s there is a wordplay in the title on Marshall, which is also an acceptable spelling for a law man (Marshal), and a Sheriff, such as Joe Arpaio. The idiom, a few bricks shy of a full load means that one is less than reasonably intelligent. For fun, and more idioms, see here:


For those interested, here is the original photo:

Marshall Plan

The German words mean: Berlin’s Emergency Program with Marshall Plan Aid


“Team Arpaio” Finds Two Negroes In Hawaii!!! (Or, A Farce To Be Reckoned With!!!)


The Little Nordyke Girl Loved To Hear, “Carry Me Back To Old Mombasa”

Well, Team Arpaio is just falling all over themselves. They found two negroes who had been born in Hawaii in 1961! It was hard. The slippery rascals blended right in with all the Japanese and Chinese and white Australians. But Team Arpaio is a farce to be reckoned with! They kept at it and VOILA! They found two birth certificates where black fathers were listed as Negro, instead of African as Obama’s father had been. You can hear the audio at this link:


The discussion of the word “African” begins around 11:05 on the second audio, the one which is 14:33 long.

On the document it says race of father, and it uses the term “African.” [ skip computer stuff] That word was not used in 1960. That word did not come into vogue until 1980s, late 70s, early 80s.  And “African was not used. The 1961 Vital Statistics manual clearly states that if a person of color, the race designator is “Negro” . . . And I will share this with you. We have two birth certificates, 1961, from black individuals  and on both of their certificates the race of the father is “Negro.” So Obama’s again it is the only document that I know of that has a 20 year, what do I want to say, a phantom expression of race. It didn’t exist in 1960.

Hmmm. Notice Deputy Zullo doesn’t bother to tell us WHERE those fathers were born. He doesn’t say, those two fathers were born in Africa, too. Which leads me to suspect they weren’t. Because that would have been significant from the standpoint of consistency. Zullo would have at least had a “There is an inconsistency!” argument.

But even if those fathers were born in Africa, the issue as a whole would still be insignificant and meaningless from the angle of trying to prove some sort of forgery. Assuming the use of the word was a mistake, could Zullo say with any degree of certainty that it wasn’t a mistake on the part of some clerk in the process back in 1961, as opposed to an act of forgery??? Of course not.

As far as consistency and strict compliance with Vital Statistics manuals,  there wasn’t a Vital Statistics Enforcement Brigade that went around double checking everything typed on birth certificates. Hawaii even let the parents pick out their own race:

Update, August 26: We received responses to some of our questions from the Hawaii Department of Health. They couldn’t tell us anything about their security paper, but they did answer another frequently-raised question: why is Obama’s father’s race listed as “African”? Kurt Tsue at the DOH told us that father’s race and mother’s race are supplied by the parents, and that “we accept what the parents self identify themselves to be.” We consider it reasonable to believe that Barack Obama, Sr., would have thought of and reported himself as “African.” It’s certainly not the slam dunk some readers have made it out to be.


And here is an example of either some parents picking out their own race, or a clerk getting creative. I found this on a Free Republic thread at comment number 76. The Mother’s race is Hawaiian Caucasian, and the Father’s race is Filipino Spanish. But for some reason, nobody is yelling FORGERY!!!

Hawaiian Birth Certificate race


To sum this all up, Deputy Zullo is convinced he found something sinister because way back in 1961, a black guy born in Africa is listed as African on a birth certificate, while two black guys presumably born in the United States are listed as Negro. WOW! Some smoking gun!

And the moniker, TEAM ARPAIO??? Ha! What a farce!!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1929 Edna Ferber version of Show Boat, as described:

Joe” (Stepin Fetchit) playing the banjo in the kitchen of “Queenie” (Tess Gardella) aboard the “COTTON PALACE” showboat as the young “Magnolia Hawks” (Jane La Verne) sits by appreciatively eating a piece of pie in the 1929 Universal version of Edna Ferber’s SHOW BOAT.


It is not widely known, but Show Boat has some identity issues, too.

Show Boat is a 1929 American romantic drama film based on the novel of the same name by Edna Ferber, not, as has been often claimed, on the Kern-Hammerstein stage musical, although the film does have songs. This version was released by Universal in two editions, one a silent film for movie theatres still not equipped for sound, and one a part-talkie with a sound prologue. The storyline follows the novel rather closely, with the significant exception of the racial angle present in the novel and in virtually all other adaptations of it, including the celebrated 1927 Broadway musical version and the film versions of the musical, made, respectively, in 1936 and 1951. (Some live radio adaptations of the musical would also omit or heavily alter the racial angle.)


Note 2. Not to be outdone, Orly Taitz jetted off on a short trip to Kenya to look for information, only to be chased off at the last minute by two members of Team Arpaio! Hier ist das video:

Note 3. The Image Easter Egg.  Showboating.  For ESLs, this is a word play on the Image, which is from the musical Show Boat, and the secondary meanings, from Merriam Webster online:

Definition of Showboat:

a river steamship containing a theater and carrying a troupe of actors to give plays at river communities

one who tries to attract attention by conspicuous behavior

Examples of Showboat:

She was showboating for the cameras when she tripped and fell.

the gymnast was showboating for the cameras when she lost her balance and fell

Synonyms: clown (around); fool around; horse around; hotdog; monkey (around);cut up; show off.

Note 4.  Stepin Fetchit. The black man in the image was a famous actor about whom there are many opinions, some good and some bad. Here is an excerpt from Wiki, with some interesting facts:

Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry (May 30, 1902 – November 19, 1985), better known by the stage name Stepin Fetchit, was an American comedian and film actor. Perry parlayed the Fetchit persona into a successful film career, eventually becoming a millionaire, the first black actor in history to do so. He was also the first black actor to receive a screen credit.

Perry’s typical film persona and stage name have long been controversial, and seen as illustrative of negative stereotypes of African-Americans. Seen through a modern lens, Perry’s “laziest man in the world” character can be “painfully racist” but also “subversive”.

His mother wanted him to be a dentist, so Perry was adopted by a quack dentist, where he blacked boots before running away at age twelve to join a carnival. He earned his living for a few years as a singer and tap dancer. By the age of twenty, Perry had become a Vaudeville artiste and the manager of a traveling carnival show. He performed a vaudeville act with a partner, with the two of them being known as “Step” and “Fetchit”. When Perry became a solo act he combined the two names, which later became his professional name.