Touche! Birther Report Blog Dissembles Again!!!

She Couched Her Words, But Still Made The Point

Just the other day the Birther blog, Birther Report breathlessly reported that “CBS NEWS” was calling for Obama to release documents and questioning whether he was a foreign exchange student.

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Come to find  out, Scott Paulson was just another blogger posting at a local CBS news website. I let that one pass.  Now, Birther Report has this story up, wherein Yahoo News is supposedly pimping some silly Birther book:

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Birther Report isn’t out and out lying, but they are dissembling:

dis·sem·ble (dî-sčmąbel)  verb, transitive 1. To disguise or conceal behind a false appearance. 2. To make a false show of; feign. verb, intransitive To disguise or conceal one’s real nature, motives, or feelings behind a false appearance.

Why would anybody think that Yahoo News had any independent  interest at all in something like this:

Just in time for the 2012 presidential elections, author Bob Gard has released an eBook that sheds light on a controversy that, over the last few years, has become a grim contest of political wills. The book offers a historically verified definition of the term “natural born citizen” as it appears in the presidential eligibility clause in Section 1 of Article II of the Constitution.

With the ponderous but eminently searchable title of “On Gard, Obama, You Are An Unconstitutional President Because You Are Not A Natural-Born Citizen, Which I Shall Prove Beyond A Reasonable Doubt,” this 1,722-page volume lays out conclusive, verbatim evidence that the reader can analyze independently of the writer’s own opinions. Available at Amazon.com, the eBook can be downloaded on PCs in the Microsoft Word™ 2010 “docx” file format. The 175-megabyte file requires a longer-than-average downloading time, and some readers may experience intermittent warnings of “not responding.” Author Bob Gard says, “The wait will be worth it for those who wish to follow a path back to constitutionality.”

http://news.yahoo.com/book-proves-president-obama-not-natural-born-us-150108550.html

If you read it more closely you see that the PRWeb is a  publicity service, wherein the person who wishes to get his story out pays them a fee to publicize the “news.” Here is a link to PRWeb’s FAQ page:

http://service.prweb.com/learning/faqs/

Here is how it works:

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So, neither CBS News or Yahoo News were behind the respective stories. Yahoo News got it from some third party. Who knows whether money changed hands at that level or not. So why would Birther Report do something like this???  Why didn’t they just run a story about the book without all the Yahoo News gloss???

I think it is for the same reason World Net Daily and all the Birther blogs hopped on the “Israeli science website says” story a few weeks back? It was an attempt to portray a non-existent consensus behind the story. This is a form of logical fallacy:

This type of argument is known by several names,  including appeal to the masses, appeal to belief, appeal to the majority, democracy, argument by consensus, consensus fallacy,authority of the many, and bandwagon fallacy, and in Latin as argumentum ad numerum (“appeal to the number”), and consensus gentium (“agreement of the clans”). It is also the basis of a number of social phenomena, including communal reinforcement and the bandwagon effect. The Chinese proverb “three men make a tiger” concerns the same idea.

This fallacy is similar in structure to certain other fallacies that involve a confusion between the justification of a belief and its widespread acceptance by a given group of people. When an argument uses the appeal to the beliefs of a group of supposed experts, it takes on the form of an appeal to authority; if the appeal is to the beliefs of a group of respected elders or the members of one’s community over a long period of time, then it takes on the form of an appeal to tradition.

The truth is, the only people who really believe the Birther nonsense are other Birthers. When the mainstream press notices these kind of stories,  it is for the same reason they do stories on Honey Boo Boo. So that normal people can marvel at some of the abnormal people who make up the human race.  Or, with Birthers, to drive a few more people to voting for Democrats next month.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. The Image. This is one of Anna Held’s fencing girls from the Little Duchess.

The Little Duchess was the next production in which Ziegfeld positioned his wife and star product. The Little Duchess had a similar plot and song format to Papa’s Wife and many of the same cast members. Again Ziegfeld surrounded Held with tall, slim women. This time the show-stealing number featured the chorus girls in an elaborately staged, all-girl fencing scene. It was not the fencing talent of the girls that caused the public to scramble to tickets, but the beauty and sensuality of the all-girl physical number that had people talking (Mordden 63). The production cost Ziegfeld fifty thousand dollars and opened at the Casino Theatre in October of 1901. Ziegfeld and Held had another huge success on their hands. The Little Duchess ran for 136 performances and toured from October 1902 until May of 1903.

http://scholarworks.csun.edu/bitstream/handle/10211.2/1105/Ristaino-Thesis-Ziegfeld.pdf?sequence=1

Note 2. The Image Caption and Easter Egg. In language, to couch is to phrase your words in a certain manner. If you don’t want to hurt your friend’s feelings, you should couch your words carefully when you tell her that her everyone is leaving her party early.

Point : Touche a valid touch; the tip of the sword; an attack made with the point (ie. a thrust)

This is all playing off of Bob Gard’s title, which begins “On Gard. . .”

En Garde :  En Garde also On Guard; the fencing position; the stance that fencers assume when preparing to fence.

http://www.synec-doc.be/escrime/dico/engl.htm

Settee: set·tee, noun. A long upholstered seat for more than one person, typically with a back and arms

Note 3. Links. Here are individual links to the Birther Report stories:

http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/10/new-book-proves-obama-not-eligible.html

http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/cbs-its-obamas-turn-to-release-some-documents.html

 

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127 responses to “Touche! Birther Report Blog Dissembles Again!!!

  • Jimmy

    “61 percent of Independents said they want Obama to prove once and for all his birth origin, which is a higher percentage than even among Republicans.
    42 percent of all polled want Obama to prove his ”birth story”.
    Two-thirds of all respondents want his education records released.

    –July 2012”

    How’s that for couching?

  • notaxj

    Hey! Is that “The Jimmy”?! The Jimmy has his own facts. The Jimmy doesn’t like to have to provide sources. The Jimmy lives in his own world surrounded by his few band of birfers.

    • Thomas Brown

      I guess his asshat birfer-clown made-up figures include millions of people who want more evidence that BHO isn’t an ineligible usurper, but are going to vote for him anyway!

      • Rambo_Ike

        “Bottom Line”

        In October 2008 after following attorney Berg’s case in the Pennsylvania court I made a post on the blog site where I’ve been posting since 2004. Basically stating that if one wants to be a public servant & represent the American people in government and there are problems/questions with the candidates bona fides then they must release any and all records to clear up any problems that have come to light.

        Here’s something for you to ponder on: Let say we have 6 people on this blog site who are claiming they have seen a vaulted original document that states Boy Monkey & G-string are a romantically engaged gay couple. Should that stand as the gospel truth and be the final word on it, or should that original be released for verification?

        • Andy

          Your comment is irrelevant. The vault copy is not the “official” copy. The one released in 2008 is the official copy.

          Moreover, being gay doesn’t matter, so why would anyone give a shit even if they were?

          (Is this some projection coming from you Rambo?)

        • Monkey Boy

          Hey, Twinky, would you like to renounce you proclivities to you your tea-tard audience, on be a man (or woman) and own up. True, they would probably disown you, but they hate Obama enough to come back–look at junkie Rush Limbaugh.

      • Jimmy

        Good guess Mr. Brown

  • Rambo_Ike

    Andy,

    Still operating with a hole in your bucket like you did when you got spanked on Mario’s blog site.

    I’m referring to the original that is alleged to be on file and the long- form is said [ahem] to be copied from.

    I agree being gay should be no big deal for them. They should come out of the closet and then they’ll be more comfortable with their gayness.

  • Jimmy

    Come on Mama Squeek,
    You’re still covering up.
    We want to talk about pixels and layers and lost and altered archives and avoidance and missing people and protection.
    ”The truth is, the only people who really believe the Birther nonsense are other Birthers”. The only people who don’t see a cover up are non-birthers,,well slap my face.
    The only people who don’t want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide…all parties.
    ”So that normal people can marvel at some of the abnormal people who make up the human race.”
    Some democrats are more normal then others, yes?

    • Thomas Brown

      Yes. And anybody who believes there is any sort of “cover up” is a complete asshat. There is nothing to cover up. Nothing. There is precisely as much credible evidence for a cover-up as there is for Bigfoot and Lizard People Walking Among Us.

      • Jimmy

        Precisely the same amount? Wow !

        • RoadScholar

          Maybe you dropped out of school in 2nd grade. Permit me to elucidate (translated into Idiot, “Listen up”): Zero is precisely zero. Nothing non-zero counts as zero.

          No Flying Saucers. No Bigfoot. No Chupacabra. No Coverup.

          Got that, Sparky? Or do you need further dumbing-down so you can understand it?

  • Jimmy

    I appreciate the translation Roadie. Now I’m offended. After all I’ve done for you people and this is the thanks I get.

    • Rambo_Ike

      Hi Jimmy.

      They are very ungrateful here. No matter how much you strive to enlighten their minds with great knowledge there is never a thank you.

      BTW, thx for taking over my light work with mental midget Brown. I don’t have the tolerance needed to deal with those that were window lickers on the Short Bus.

      • RoadScholar

        I’ll bring up your comment at the monthly Mensa meeting.

        • Rambo_Ike

          Brown & MENSA a true oxymoron.

          I bet some of you are envious. Dr. Con went to a Anti-Birther Conference for last minute campaign propaganda instructions from his marxist handlers, and they gave him his very own ObummO Bobble-Head Doll.

          There’s a new talking version in the works. You scratch its nappy head and it say “Hope & Change”. Then if you rub its booty it says “I’m your marxist messiah, ‘The One’ you’ve been waiting for”.

        • Reality Check

          Hey Rambo. I was there too! The Big Guy was there and told us he had this arrogant jackass RMoney handled and he delivered!

        • Reality Check

          Rambo

          Why aren’t you posting over at Doc’s any more? Tee hee hee. 😆

  • Rambo_Ike

    Reality Check,

    I’m assuming by “Big Guy” you’re referring to the Darky all you Obots worship when you kneel at the Altar of Marxist-ObummOism.

    Your hero was in such a zombie state in the 1st debate that any aggressive movement by him in the 2nd one had his government controlled media spinning him as the “come-back kid”. Even with Creepy Crowley Candy assisting against the Scary White Dude your home boy still looked like no more than a shuck & jive community organizer.

    The marxist minded Dr. Con banned me because I disrupted his “cover & smear propaganda machine” and him & his clown choir from singing their love songs to ObummO. Ask him how many of my posting he tampered with.

    You still over on Woodman’s Folly holding hands with Johnny Boy the fake conservative?

    • RoadScholar

      Sounds like you’re typing while sobbing in your mom’s liquor closet and sucking your thumb. Or have you moved on to bigger things?

      • Reality Check

        RS

        Their true nature always eventually emerges doesn’t it?

        • Rambo_Ike

          Don’t know about true nature but Halloween has become more fun during this Age of ObummO. I get 2 pumpkins; a short chubby one, and a tall thin one. Clean them out and carve out silly faces on both of them, then spray paint them black. I’ve named them Mooch and the Long Legged Mack Daddy. The trick or treaters love it.

    • Reality Check

      Rambo

      Of course Doc could have banned you because you are a racist moron who added nothing to the discussion.

      • Rambo_Ike

        You are right. I am a racist moron and I never added anything to the discussion other than to disrupt it. For that, I apologize.

        Now I am going to crawl back down into my basement, suck my thumb and hold my blanky cuz I is still scared of finding Muslims in my closet and commies in my underware.

      • Rambo_Ike

        Aww, “racist moron” is so ‘old hat’ when it comes to you. You’ve been using that on decent, honest patriotic Americans now for 3 to 4 years. It’s time you got some new material to smear with.

        • Northland10

          Decent, honest, patriotic Americans do not refer to people of others races as home boy, shuck and jive community organizers or Darky. Only POS racists do that or those trolls who are trying to get a rise out of people.

          I see you are still obsessed over getting banned from sites of people who care about truth and values. I suggest, you may find more acceptance at other places, like Stormfront.

    • Arthur

      I don’t remember you posting at Dr. C.’s site . . . are you sure you’re not talking about ORYR?

  • John Wayne

    OBUMMER IN TROUBLE

    OCT 22, 2012
    INDIANA SUPERIOR COURT

    This is Huge! Over objections by the defense we were able to admit into evidence all of the exhibits and testimony showing forgery in Obama’s birth certificate. Proposed order will be submitted by TH, decision by Judge Reid will be coming in the near future!

    • Slartibartfast

      If you actually understood what went on in Indiana (instead of Orly’s babble), you would know that the only possible decision by judge Reid which would prevent her from being immediately reversed on appeal is the dismissal of the case. Otherwise several of the things she did (hearing a case before determining if she had jurisdiction, cutting off defense’s cross-examination of a witness, and not allowing closing remarks, just to name a few…) will show her to be a complete and total hack. Just keep telling yourself: Any. Day. Now…

      • Northland10

        Funny how “John Wayne” hates his President but displays a fondness for the popular food from the land of Obama’s birth.

        Spam, spam, spam, spam….

        • Jimmy

          Are you saying BO is not your homeboy?

        • Monkey Boy

          Are you saying BO is not your homeboy?

          No, Twink, he’s saying that you’re not his rent-boy.

        • Rambo_Ike

          Northland

          You have to wonder how mental midget Brown and some of your fellow comrades in the After-Birther Cesspool feel about you calling them a POS Racist, and even worse, how your Dear Leader feels about you giving Jay Carney, his White House mouth piece, the same label.

          And then there’s the G-string. He has to be upset that you gave the same label to his Boy Monkey.

      • Thomas Brown

        Sheesh, I mean, he DOES have a point… 165 Court Decisions against the Birthers, and Obama ahead in the polls… they’ve got the Usurper right where they want him!

    • Northland10

      Fake Wayne: This is Huge! Over objections by the defense we were able to admit into evidence all of the exhibits and testimony showing forgery in Obama’s birth certificate. Proposed order will be submitted by TH, decision by Judge Reid will be coming in the near future!

      This is Huge…. DISMISSED…

      A win record of 0. You must be so proud of your idol.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Northland10: “Decent, honest, patriotic Americans do not refer to people of others races as home boy, shuck and jive community organizers or Darky. Only POS racists do that or those trolls who are trying to get a rise out of people.

    I see you are still obsessed over getting banned from sites of people who care about truth and values. I suggest, you may find more acceptance at other places, like Stormfront.”
    ~ ~ ~ ~
    As Jimmy Hatlo would say “They’ll Do It Every Time”

    Northland assumes in his mind while inserting the ‘red herring’ that it is someone of a different race.

    What we have here are the puling hypocrites & sniveling cowards of the Pot that are calling the Kettle black. Ok for Brown, Boy Monkey, and others of the cesspool known as Anti-Birtherism to refer to ObummO as the Darky, but not me. Ok for Jay Carney, ObummO’s mouth piece at White House Press meetings, to use the term “shuck & jive”, but not me. When was the term “home boy” segregated out to be used against any particular race? I must of missed that directive. What I’m seeing here are many with racially obsessed/programmed minds.

    Why would it bother any patriotic American if they were banned from any of the blogs that make up the Anti-Birther Cesspool. Personally, I see it as an honor, and so far this year I’ve collected 3 Badges of Honor. Hey Squeeky, do I hear 4?

    • Monkey Boy

      It’s okay for some to refer to Twinky_Ike as “pole-smoker” because it’s not a stigma in those circles.

      However, amongst tea-bagging misanthropes, this is a deadly defect. Only a poltroon would conceal his true nature from his fellow travelers. Come clean with your teabagger audience, Twinky.

  • Rambo_Ike

    This just in off the Grapevine:

    With the recent surge in support for Republican candidate Romney, Commie Tracker is reporting sales on super glue remover and Chap Stick is at an all time high in the heavily controlled democrat voting areas across America, KY Jelly has dropped back to its pre-2008 sales level as more ObummO lovers have begun standing up straight after being bent over for the last 4 years. and it has also been noted that some were so abused they have turned to chiropractors for relief. Also, pinko-red kool aid is no longer listed as the #1 drink preferred by leftys in these areas. Retail outlets have also reported that even with up to 90% discounts the ObummO “Hope & Change” items aren’t selling while “Boot the Bum” merchandise is literally flying off the shelves.

    • Monkey Boy

      Poor Twinky.

      Talking to himself and whistling past the boneyard…I’m not afraid…I’m not afraid… .

      After the election you may have to get a regular nine-to-five as your teabagging audience will have collectively commited sepuku. Who will you bilk then?

      The bright side is that you can then allow the curtain to rise and exclaim you true nature penalty free.

  • Rambo_Ike

    World Net Daily punks ObummO

    Mooch praises Osama bin Laden for his support and asks for more campaign donations.

    Dr. Con is seen by neighbors running around his yard sobbing uncontrollably and yelling “what have they done to my Dear Leader”.

    http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obama-accepts-osama-bin-laden-donations/

  • Rambo_Ike

    Gallup Poll shows Romney holding a comfortable 5 point lead over ObummO with 1 week to go.

    After-Birther Cesspool going into panic mode.

    Foggy calls the Kremlin, asks contact for new game plan.

    Fatty McKinnon in spastic state, slams ice cream cone into his forehead.

    Reality Check feels lost, searches out highest bridge, contemplates the unthinkable.

    Woodman begins writing apology letter to conservative leaders asking for forgiveness, ends letter with “Hey, can you blame a guy for wanting to make a few bucks?”

    G-string & Boy Monkey decide to hold off on big election day announcement, will resume closet status for the time being

    Squeeky says “No comment”

    • Thomas Brown

      Meanwhile, in the real world, folks who aggregate and analyse polling show Obama with a near-80% chance of winning. Our excellent, brave and dedicated President leads in all the latest polls in swing states.

      Too bad, so sad. Reality, optimism and compassion win, and racism, hatred and stupidly believing in ugly, baseless fantasies loses.

      NJ Governor Christie knows what kind of man Mr. Obama is. A real hands-on, competent leader. And he had the guts to say so.

  • Monkey Boy

    Really, Twinky…you don’t have to convince us that you are a turd of dooky. We all know it already.

    A catastrophe has occurred in our country, and you persist in execrable calumny as if nothing untoward has happened.

    People of ALL stripes are suffering and my heart goes out to them all. So, can’t you cease you inanities for a few days at least.

    • Thomas Brown

      Wow. You just used five words TwinkleToes will have to look up before he can figure out what you said!

      Throw the mentally-challenged dipstick a bone, and use words with two syllables or fewer when you skewer his pathetic, immature dooky-balloon.

    • Rambo_Ike

      Just how far down in the Abyss of Hypocrisy will some of you descend? This haughty posture of compassion looks phony [pot – kettle]. Check the times of your propaganda masters’ articles in your Cesspool vs Sandy.

  • Rambo_Ike

    How ashamed you ObummO bootlickers must feel. At crunch time your Dear Leader took the coward’s route. Glad he isn’t my messiah.

    • Slartibartfast

      Yeah, he was helping out Governor Christie instead of wasting time on Trump’s drivel… It’s too bad he couldn’t take the time from doing his job to respond to an idiot—I’m so ashamed that he thinks being president after a disaster is more important than a stupid political stunt. I hope all of the voters take it into account when they make their decision.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Slartibartfast

    You provide an excellent example of the cover & smear propaganda Americans have come to expect from the Obots operating in the After-Birther Cesspool. Your revisionism is DOA.

    Reality:

    Wednesday, Oct. 24th:
    Trump’s $5 million Challenge to ObummO
    Sandy, a tropical storm, heads for Jamaica

    Thursday, Oct. 25th:
    ObummO goes on Jay Leno. Makes stupid jokes trying to cover for his cowardliness. Intellectually honest people see through it.
    Sandy upgraded to low level H’cane crosses Cuba

    Friday & Saturday; Oct. 26th & 27th:
    ObummO continues shucking & jiving while campaigning to cover for his cowardice. ObummO lapdog media goes into damage control smearing Trump.
    American people see through it. Lily-livered & yellow belly gets mentioned often
    Sandy down graded to tropical storm

    Sunday, Oct. 28th:
    ObummO shuck & jive along with obedient media smears now at fever pitch to get the focus off the Trump Challenge.
    ObummO’s actions remind Americans of the Lion in the Wizard of Oz
    Sandy upgraded to hurricane moving north

    Monday, Oct. 29th:
    Sandy hits New Jersey coast with hurricane force
    In the aftermath, ObummO moves in for photo opportunities
    Americans now realize it’s Mooch who has the Family Jewels

    • Slartibartfast

      Nate Silver at 538 gives an 80.9% chance of President Obama being reelected (he’s predicting 304 electoral votes) with a 91.3% chance that the Democrats will hold the Senate.

      Sam Wang at the Princeton Electoral Consortium has President Obama with a 97% chance (predicting 319 electoral votes and a 2.82% margin).

      What do you think the chances are that a week from now your naive analysis of the election will look better than these? I don’t think they’re very good…

      Enjoy the final days of the “golden age” of birtherism—with either result absolutely no one is going to care nor will they listen to any of the crap you have to say. Except for us, because we’ll be laughing at you…

    • Monkey Boy

      Dooky ball Twinky Is moving to Arizona. Desperation move to resolve his issues of penis envy.

      To bad, Twinky, mechanical aids may not do it psychologically.

    • Northland10

      My, you are quite the classless moron, Rimbo.

    • Slartibartfast

      This comment got moderated (probably because I had links to 538 and the PEC). Since Squeeky hasn’t been around, I’ll repost…

      Nate Silver at 538 gives an 80.9% chance of President Obama being reelected (he’s predicting 304 electoral votes) with a 91.3% chance that the Democrats will hold the Senate.
      Sam Wang at the Princeton Electoral Consortium has President Obama with a 97% chance (predicting 319 electoral votes and a 2.82% margin).
      What do you think the chances are that a week from now your naive analysis of the election will look better than these? I don’t think they’re very good…
      Enjoy the final days of the “golden age” of birtherism—with either result absolutely no one is going to care nor will they listen to any of the crap you have to say. Except for us, because we’ll be laughing at you…

    • Slartibartfast

      Hey Ike, what do you think of Mark Cuban’s offer to give $1 million (or $2 million if it make a difference) to charity if Donald Trump will shave his head? Why wont Trump take his offer—is his head-ferret more important than his favorite charity?

      • Rambo_Ike

        Bringing in Cuban is the typical type of diversion we’ve come to expect from Obots. What has Cuban got to do with ObummO showing Americans he has a set? 10 minutes in the Oval Office signing an “executive order” – like Bush did on his records – to release what Trump asked for and your Dear Leader gets minimum $5 million, and becomes a hero. So now instead of being proud, everytime Obots see him they’ll have to hang their heads in shame.

        It’s possible the illegal resident now squatting in the White House of We, the People could be elected again. Reports are showing many have swallowed the lies and want more “bread & circus”.

        It’s always an internet capture moment when a member such as Northland of the After-Birther Cesspool calls others “classless”.

        What has happened to G-string? The Boy Monkey and him looks so devoted – like 2 hearts beating in 1 mind. I’m still looking forward to the Big Announcement.

        • Slartibartfast

          Ike,

          If you think that President Obama had anything to do with Mr. Cuban’s offer, you’re pretty dim (which, to be honest, we already knew), but even you should be aware that by your own reasoning Mr. Trump’s refusal to get $2 million for charity merely to preserve his own vanity is reprehensible. Not to mention the fact that while Donald Trump could have easily carried out Mark Cuban’s challenge, much of the information that Mr. Trump was requesting has long since been destroyed (according to the policies of the universities in question) and that it would constitute an illegal bribe under federal law for President Obama to accept Mr. Trump’s offer in any case.

          Finally, the president is dealing with a $50 billion problem (pre-Sandy estimate of the damages—I assume that it is in the right ballpark), to suggest that he should spend time on an idiot’s bad-faith bribery attempt which is approximately one five-thousandth of the scale of the issues that he’s currently dealing with is completely moronic.

        • Slartibartfast

          Ike,

          If you think real hard, you might come up with a reason that G is too busy right now to give you the beatings you seem to crave. Try not to hurt yourself.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Slartibartfast,

    Replying to you is like taking a trip into futility.

    You’re trying to create a “strawman” with Cuban, your “red herring”, which is irrelevant in Trump’s direct challenge [mano a mano] to ObummO.

    On Oct, 29th at Lucas Smith’s blog Bruce described what you’re doing using the terms “obscure, & sow confusion”. He got it right for the whole lot of you Obots.

    Then you come with the old “the dog ate my homework” routine. So what if some of the records have been destroyed [which I doubt]. All the better for ObummO to have signed.

    Illegal bribes? Lmao. So you’re saying there are legal bribes? Always seems there is the excuse of some law when it comes to your Dear Leader releasing his records. Pure Nonsense.

    Now you really get desperate. Obummo had 4 days pre-Sandy to sign something that would of only taken 10 minutes. Shaking my head at your lameness.

    Just admit it. You’re backing a spineless jive turkey who is hiding the truth from the American people.

    I don’t worry about the G-string. I placed him on my “Light Work” list long time ago. He is yet to score a run off me, but I give him a “A” for effort. Reading his bloviating has made for some good mindless entertainment in the past.

    Still waiting for Northland to apologize to his fellow Obots he called POS Racists.

    • Monkey Boy

      Twinky

      When are you going to team up with Dumbo Trump in a circus act. Your sword-swallowing skills will be an absolute rave. Tee hee hee.

      Meanwhile, Down’s syndrome victim, Trump, bit on and was hooked by the stupidest “Obama birth video” imaginable. Unfortunately, for late-night comedians, the Romney campaign pulled his coat and gave him a smack: “Don’t you dare embarrass us with this nonsense.”

      So much for his “game-changing” announcement, so Corsi, who does seem to have two functioning brain cells, to make another ridiculous circus ploy. Corsi is good at that, I grant you.

      • Rambo_Ike

        The Boy Monkey can spin it till the cows come home, but everyone knows it’s after the fact cover & smear from the ObummO bootlickers.

        Trump went mano a mano with ObummO, and your Dear Leader cut & run like the sniveling coward – Bottom Line.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Obummo, Dear Leader to all Obots in the After-Birther Cesspool, abandons victims of Hurricane Sandy:

  • Monkey Boy

    Poor Twinky

    Nate Silver give the President a 92% chance of re-election.

    After mass suicides by teabaggers, and with the remainder of “keyboard commandos” march on Washington to overthrow a legitimately elected government, his audience will disappear. To bad, so sad.

    But, all is not lost–he can return to his former occupation as a fluffer on porn sets.

  • Monkey Boy

    Reposted because original post was moderated, presumably for containing two links.

    Poor Twinky

    Nate Silver give the President a 92% chance of re-election.

    After mass suicides by teabaggers, and with the remainder of “keyboard commandos” march on Washington to overthrow a legitimately elected government, his audience will disappear. To bad, so sad.

    But, all is not lost–he can return to his former occupation as a fluffer on porn sets.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Today’s laugher from the After-Birther Cesspool:

    Dr. Con said “may the best man win.”

    Like the Obots Dear Leader did in the debates, I start jerking my head back & forth, as to say what the hell is he talking about?

    Ok, I see Romney, but who is the other man?

    Larry Sinclair says “I know dats rite.”

  • Monkey Boy

    Larry Sinclair says “I know dats rite.”

    Twinky dreams: “It shoulda been me… .”

  • Monkey Boy

    Hey, Twinky

    Take the sausage out of your mouth and pay attention. Your scam of teabaggers is now over…you can now open the closet door and scare the teabaggers nuttier than they are now.

    The President is well on track to win re-election, so all the smears mean naught.

    Mebbe, you can still take Dummy Trump on a limo ride around Manhattan now that there is no penalty in exposure.

  • Slartibartfast

    Ike,

    You know that birthers are going to be nothing but a tired old joke after tonight, don’t you?

  • Monkey Boy

    Tee hee hee!

    Astroturf teabaggers burn $200M in Mass. and Ohio and get nothing.

    I’m in love with Elizabeth Warren!

  • Monkey Boy

    FOUR MORE YEARS!

    The President can thank the hate merchants that tried to smear him, his departed parents, his departed grandparents and his children for re-electing him.

    As a firebagging liberal, I was, and still, gravely disappointed in some of the President’s actions and policies and strongly considered supporting an alternative candidate. But, the despicable vituperation he was subject to pushed me back into his corner.

    The President thanks you, Twinky.

  • Monkey Boy

    How sweet. Tonight, for the first time I actually visiting the Freerepublic site. Some sample thread titles.

    Donnelly Wins Indiana Senate Race Over Mourdock

    FOX NEWS PROJECTS OBAMA RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

    Screw the Republican Establishment

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. boo hoo hoo!

    Game over. Ohio called for Obama.

    RWNJ and birther tears are ambrosia to me. Forgive me Zeus.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Front page news headlines for November 7th:

    OBUMMO BREAKS RECORD

    Passes Chester Arthur to become first 2 term Usurper

    • Monkey Boy

      Tee hee hee. Twinky_Ike frantically scans help-wanted ads looking for vacant positions for fluffers.

    • Slartibartfast

      Ike,

      I doubt you watched President Obama’s victory speech (or Mitt Romney’s concession speech—which was very gracious, by the way), but if you had, you would have seen a proud moment for all Americans. Over the next four years, as you watch the man who I believe will go down in history as the first transformative president since Reagan and the first transformative Democrat since FDR, just remember that your president, Barack Hussein Obama, is probably the most significant politician of the age and that the only thing your impotent hatred will do for you from now on is to further marginalize you and demonstrate just how much of a dishonest, hateful fool you are. Enjoy the rest of your life—you’ve just completely ceased to matter except for the amusement that you provide people like us with your antics.

      • Jimmy

        Its easy to be gracious when you know people have been covering, lying and cheating for you for 25 years and really kicked it up a notch the last four. Transformative? Thats a mouthful for you. Only if he can stop the growth of spending.
        Cease to matter? There’s only so many people you can keep under you boot at one time.
        Most significant politician of the age? He has a ways to go to beat Adolf but he’s got a good start. I’ll give him that.

        • Thomas Brown

          Except that spending has gone down during the last four years. The deficit has too, and of course needs to come down more. He is already considered one of the most skilled politicians in American history. Consider: Only four Presidents have received more than 50% of the popular vote twice. FDR, Eisenhower, Reagan, and Obama.

          And anyone who compares any leader of either party to Hitler should be urinated on every hour on the hour for a year. You immediately lose any shred of relevance or respectability, and deserve nothing but contempt.

        • Rambo_Ike

          Then there’s Karl & Frederick looking up from Hades smiling with words of encouragement: “Keep up the good work comrade ObummO, you do us proud.”

  • Rambo_Ike

    WORLD NEWS FOR NOVEMBER 7TH:

    Patriotic Americans lose major cultural battle on Nov. 6th.

    Marxist forces now feel confident they can bring down America.

    ObummO, Putin, and communist world in a state of ecstasy.

    • RoadScholar

      You just don’t get it, do you Twinkie? Idiotic, loopy, masturbatory bullguano like yours is what contributed to this resounding defeat of Republicans, especially TeaPartiers. Talk like “marxist” and “Obummo” is seen by sane independents and moderates as hopelessly delusional, and Americans don’t want to be governed by lunatics.

      Mmmmm. Sweet Birfer tears. You guys keep sobbing, so I can fill a hot tub and drink a Champaign toast to one of America’s best Presidents.

  • Monkey Boy

    Orly Tainted is considering asking for dismissal of all her suits against the world. Her excuse…she has already given to much. I tried to post a comment on her malware-ridden blog.

    Jive Turkey

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    November 7th, 2012 @ 2:31 pm
    A novel way to try to avoid the inevitable sanctions coming your way.

    Tee hee hee hee.

    Scott Tepler is already measuring for drapes for a $4M mansion in Laguna Beach.

    FOUR MORE YEARS!

    • Slartibartfast

      Um… it’s Scott Tepper. I don’t think Orly really understands what she’s stepped in this time and I’m sure that Ike doesn’t get it—the Teppernator is like a force of nature… in other words, Orly has a hurricane that is after her personally.

  • Rambo_Ike

    Dumping the National Anthem

    Nearly 200 high school hockey teams in Pennsylvania have been advised to eliminate the national anthem because it takes too much time to perform and costs too much money.

    “We are recommending the national anthem not be played or sung or whatever it is,” Ed Sam, commissioner of the Pennsylvania Interscholastic Hockey League told Fox News. “It has absolutely nothing to do with patriotism at all. That’s the furthest thing from the truth.”

    Schools were notified of the directive in an email from the PIHL. He said teams are only allotted a certain amount of time to play matches.

    Sam also said it had to do with economics. He said ice time is quite expensive and the national anthem eats into the clock.

    “Ice is very, very hard to get and it’s not cheap,” he told television station KDKA, noting that it costs upwards of $300 per hour for schools to rent ice rinks.
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    In another report it was noted that 0bumm0 supporters across the nation were having a hard time concealing their smiley faces after the announcement

    • RoadScholar

      Right. ‘Cause we hate the United States, and its anthem.

      Happily, the grownups are now in control, and you children can be utterly ignored.

  • roadburner

    hey squeeky,

    you ok, or did you get injured by shrapnel from standing to close to a birfoons head on the 6th?

    hoping all is fine, and looking forward to an update

  • Rambo_Ike

    Holy Mackerel, Sapphire!!!

    Ya’ll keeping up with the latest on secession? Petitioning now going on in 40 states with citizens wanting to leave the Union because of Dear Leader.

    Talk about feeling unwanted. Geesh! If it holds Home Boy is only going to have 10 states left to play dictator to.

    • Thomas Brown

      Awww…. that’s so CUTE! Twinkie thinks it’s the actual STATES that are asking to secede, no just the usual nutball spoiled-brat America-hating sore-loser children who “think” like he does!

      It’s almost sad, it’s so stupid.

      • Jimmy

        As I was saying about Adolf…highly skilled pol. The most successful politician in the 20th century. Very high popularity. Record high popularity. Thats what gave him the chutzpah to start getting away with things like executive orders and having people urinated on every hour on the hour for a year..

        • Thomas Brown

          Don’t have any Jewish friends, eh? Otherwise you could ask them how they feel about comparing anyone now to Hitler. Anyone who does is scum. Period.

  • Jimmy

    The survivors see and speak the similarities, good sir. The early 1930s, sir. The brilliant propaganda machine and all of it, sir. Second to none. .

    • G

      Wow Jimmy. It must really suck to be you, living in a self-created delusion full of so much fear and hate…

      …meanwhile, us sane folks are quite happy and optimistic about the country and the future.

      But hey, keep throwing your cry-baby tantrums… that’s all you’ve got.

      • Jimmy

        Presenting historical parallels is something done in college courses. But to you its called cry baby tantrums. I am able to live a balanced responsible life in spite of the fact that high charisma wins regardless of the content. I hope you were as optimistic 8 years ago as you are now. If not, your optimism will probably fluctuate again.

        • G

          It is cry baby tantrums when your comparisons border on the hysterical. Sorry, but that is anything but “balanced”. You can deliver the right words, but if you aren’t truly living them, then you are only lying to yourself and not actually learning.

          The rest of your post was fairly reasonable and more mature of a response than you have provided in the past, so I see that an encouraging and hope you can one day truly find peace with yourself and the world.

        • Monkey Boy

          The election is over and the matter is settled, but Twinky_Ike and his alter ego, Jimmy, continues to do his best imitation of a poo-flinging simian.

          Get it, Twinky…your sugar daddies have turned off the cash tap and moved on to trying to infiltrate the current regime and co-opt liberal initiatives. Your days as a tea-bagging grifter are over, because no one is going to finance it any more. This meme is a proven loser, so cry your wittle eyes out, but it’s over.

          Get a real job!

  • Rambo_Ike

    It’s frightening, but there is a strong similarity in the propaganda of the German 3rd Reich and what I’ve read in the archives of Fogbow, Dr. Con, and Fatty McKinnion. The Nazis singled out one particular group to blame and the same holds true with the Obots targeting one group of Americans. Both being race-based.

    • joeymac

      How’s your current cash flow, Twinky? You koch-suckers must be feeling the recession now. After burning $1/2 billion, and getting bupkis, the anti-American plutocrats are probably in no mood to keep dispensing welfare to you tea-baggers since you failed so miserably to smear the President. Swallow that!

    • Jim

      Interesting Rambo. I note just the opposite, it is the birthers and pubs who are singling out groups of people for attack. I mean really, how many white Presidential candidates do you remember who’ve been asked “for their papers”? How many white candidates have had to go through the extra ordinary effort? How many white candidates have been sued in courts from NY to Hawaii, even though all the evidence shows they are exactly who they say they are?

      • Rambo_Ike

        Jim is another history-light Obot. The last 4 white candidates alone [not counting others before them] on the 2 major party tickets had their document/records challenged. Of course none of them I’m aware of claimed prior to announcing their run for the presidency they were foreigners, born on foreign soil, the foreign soil was their home country, was of royal blood of that home country, and spent 20 years in a church with a non-negotiable committment to a foreign land. The evidence is conjecture.

        • Rambo_Ike

          Adding to what I already stated for Jim and his fellow comrades: I don’t remember ever reading about anyone connected to Kerry, Bush, McCain or Romney accusing those who challenged their records as being a racist.

          I’ll give the Obama bootlickers credit, playing the race card has worked. I know alot of people that were and still are intimidated over the accusations.

          Correction on my last sentence above. Should read: Your evidence is conjecture based on hearsay, and copies that could of been manipulated.

        • G

          Rambo_Ike said:

          “Of course none of them I’m aware of claimed prior to announcing their run for the presidency they were foreigners, born on foreign soil, the foreign soil was their home country, was of royal blood of that home country, ”

          Neither did Obama, dumb ass. You truly live in a made up fantasy world.

          And BTW – your other weak claim of “The last 4 white candidates alone [not counting others before them] on the 2 major party tickets had their document/records challenged.”

          …What a false equivalency of BS that is! There were NO serious challenges to any of them.

      • Jimmy

        No other presidential candidates have had the unlikely origins as this one. At age 49 no surviving parents or parental figures. He happens to have been born a dual citizen to a man who by actions never attempted US naturalization. If you can’t acknowledge this as an opening for a few more questions then you’re the racist for giving him special treatment.

        • Rambo_Ike

          Hey Jimmy.

          Just to note: You’ve hit on the problem with “special treatment”. This has been a 2 part deal for liberal/progressive Democrats for more than a decade. They don’t believe blacks are equal to whites so they have acted as their protectors and accuse anyone, especially conservatives, of racism for debating & challenging blacks on principles & character issues the same as a white person in the political arena. The payback expected for this is to get their vote and help cover for their long history of tyranny against the black race in America.

        • G

          Jimmy, that is probably the only fair point I’ve seen made by you folks. In fact, many of us had a few questions when we first heard about him. However, unlike you xenophobes, we were satisfied by the official answers and didn’t need to go into regressive panic mode, because he was suddenly “too different”. Unlike you tribalists, the rest of us in the world grasp that the USA is made up of a huge melting pot of all sorts of folks with all sorts of different backgrounds.

        • G

          Rambo_Ike’s Empty Chair says:

          “This has been a 2 part deal for liberal/progressive Democrats for more than a decade. They don’t believe blacks are equal to whites so they have acted as their protectors and accuse anyone, especially conservatives, of racism for debating & challenging blacks on principles & character issues the same as a white person in the political arena. ”

          Sorry Rambo_Ike, but you are just believing in a BS strawman of your own making. How sad that all you have is silly excuses for a world you refuse to actually grasp and understand.

          My experience with liberal/progressives/Democrats, and I actually know a lot of them, is that EQUALITY for ALL is a fundamental foundational belief. I too support that. There is no equal or lesser “race”. We are all the human race, you dumbass.

      • Monkey Boy

        Twinky_Ike is just a (poorly) paid dis-information dispenser.
        And, in this case, the paymasters are getting almost their money’s worth.

    • G

      Yeah…because when any sore-loser plays the Nazi card…gee..THAT always works to get others to take them seriously instead of tune them out… *facepalm*

      • Rambo_Ike

        Facepalm are the Obots who hang their heads in shame knowing their Dear Leader, the marxist messiah, cut & run from the $5 million Trump Challenge. I’m still laughing, especially at their harebrain excuses.

        One positive development with you posting again is your Boy Monkey once again getting that tingly feeling running up his leg.

        • Thomas Brown

          Trump’s an even bigger asshole than you are.

          Quite an accomplishment.

        • Monkey Boy

          Trump’s an even bigger asshole than you are.

          Are you sure. In any event, Twinky_Ike has a bigger bung hole due to constant distensions.

        • G

          *yawn* LAME. You losers really have a childish “hey, look at me” complex, don’t you. You just can’t stand when you are simply ignored and dismissed by the POTUS.

          Face it, you are just pissed because Obama isn’t foolish nor interested enough to be goaded into meaningless petty arguments with inconsequential attention-starved egomaniacs.

          He’s got better things to do, like, run a country perhaps…*duh*

  • Reality Check

    What happened to our pal John Wayne who guaranteed that the voters were going to throw Obama out of office?

    For Ike: Even Trump’s own children are trying to get him to quit making a complete fool of himself. The recognize the harm he is doing to the Trump brand, which is really all he has these days.

    • Rambo_Ike

      According to a report I read, a Trump spokesperson claimed the meeting with his children over challenging Obama to release his records never took place. [?]

      • Monkey Boy

        According to reports I have heard, you had to curtail your sword-swallowing to throw teabaggers of the scent. It must have been a hardship…akin to being a cat in a butcher shop.

  • The MAD Jewess

    Obama says hes born in Kenya, I believe him

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