It seems the Birthers are constantly doing these goofy open letters, where the Birther is usually indignant that somebody somewhere isn’t doing something. Then all the Birther blogs print the letter as if it is big news. The headlines are a hoot. You see stuff like:
Ex-Cop Writes Letter To Congress Demanding Impeachment!!!
Patriotic Ex-Marine Demands Prosecutor Arrest President!!!
Grandmother of Six Calls For Obama To Be Frogmarched Back To Kenya!!!
They always seem to characterize the writer in some American Hero Jungian Archetype, fashion, where either the job occupation or some other fact about the writer is supposed to elevate the nature of the piece away from the “some clown wrote a letter” category. I suppose if Sammy The Stumblebum hits them up for some Thunderbird money, the headline would be:
Small Businessman Demands Justice Department Do Something About Obama!!!
So anyway, why should they have all the fun??? Here is my first attempt at an Open Letter. I will get better with practice. Just click on the image to enlarge:
Plus, here is a pdf of the letter in case any blogs want to run a story on this:
Squeeky’s Open Letter To Larry Klayman
I think a good headline would be something like:
Very Smart And Intrepid Girl Reporter Demands Answers!!!
Sexy Daughter of Retired Air Force Officer Targets Birthers!!!
Well-dressed Girl Reporter Clobbers Birther Lawyer WITH LOGIC!!!
But I’m not trying to influence anybody or anything like that. Oh no. Not me.
Note 1. The Image. This is from the 1997 film, The Postman. Kevin Costner is playing the postman. I am not sure who the mule is playing Larry Klayman.
Note 2. Here is the World Net Daily Internet Article which inspired this piece:
September 3rd, 2012 at 6:48 pm
That is a great letter, Sexy Daughter of Retired Air Force Officer. Wonderful idea to use a birfer tactic on one of their own. I just love your work, Squeeky!
September 3rd, 2012 at 6:50 pm
I am sooo glad that you liked it. I hope it made you laugh and feel good.
September 3rd, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Leisure Suit Larry is special. We wrote back and forth after he wrote an article arguing for a nuclear first strike on Iran…as a concerned Christian. When I mentioned the millions of innocent dead he said it was not worth mentioning he was talking about small tactical nuclear weapons.
September 3rd, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Hi Clarence LeBlanc!!!
How interesting. I was surprised how easily he slipped into Jerome Corsi mode. I have no respect for him. He goes way beyond zealous representation into Bat Guano Land.
September 3rd, 2012 at 9:46 pm
I did not know that. As Squeeky pointed out, he’s quite the Corsi-mode cretin…
September 3rd, 2012 at 8:46 pm
Your so called letter is stupid and disrespectful. Wheter this attorney is “smarter than Orly Taitz” has no bearing on his legal arguments or mine.
I would also like to point out that Dr. Taitz, esq. has acquired two advanced degrees and that one of them is from study in a language learned as an adult. She is wife and mother who operate many businesses and who live in very nice home. Have you done any of that, Sqeky?
September 3rd, 2012 at 9:00 pm
I was not being disrespectful to Dr. Taitz. I think she is smarter than Larry Klayman!
September 3rd, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Sqeaky not smart like Dr. Taitz, esq. She is obot who worship golem Obama. Very stupid.