The Weird Science Of The Israeli Birther (Or, Another Corsi Puff Piece)

I Will Name Him Puff, And I Will Hug Him And Pet Him And Squeeze Him…

One of the latest stories floating around Birferdom is that Israeli scientists have declared Obama’s long form birth certificate to be a phony. The story started with Jerome Corsi and World Net Daily(WND). This is just another one of his vain attempts to make himself, and the Birther cause, look respectable. Instead of the old “Look, a real live sheriff said it’s fake!“, now it’sLook, a real live scientist said it’s fake!

First WND gives you this teaser, where it looks like the whole dang nation of Israel is telling us something:

ISRAELIS: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS PHONY

Then when you click on that link, you get this, where the eight million Israelis quickly devolves down to one website and one individual:

ISRAELI SCIENCE WEBSITE: OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE FORGED
Award-winning, former Netanyahu adviser behind assessment

Maybe Corsi could sell this Israeli Reduction technique to Iran for a few extra bucks?  Anyway, here are a few excerpts, and the link follows:

Israel Science and Technology, the national database and directory of science and technology-related websites in Israel, has published an article asserting the long-form birth certificate released by the White House is a forged document.

The website was created by a former science adviser to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel Hanukoglu, Ph.D.

Hanukoglu, an award-winning researcher, is a professor of biochemistry and molecular biology in the Department of Molecular Biology at Ariel University Center of Samaria in Ariel, Israel.

The professor established the first version of his website during his tenure as Netanyahu’s science adviser. The site has evolved into “the premier science and technology portal for Israel.”

The website says that the White House’s release of the Obama document in April 2011, after years of controversy, “raised in our minds the possibility that there could be something suspicious about the information available on this document.”

The website conducted an independent analysis and cites others who came to the same conclusion.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/israeli-science-website-obama-birth-certificate-forged/

Well,  this means you have to surf off to Israel to check this out:

http://www.science.co.il/

and when you type “Obama birth certificate” into the site search, you get this, which I screen saved:

(Click on Image to enlarge.)

Rather than going straight to the “phony birth certificate”  story, I hit the second link, which takes you to an October 27, 2008 article at rhe site.  You know, to kind of check out Hanukoglu’s street cred a little. This anti-Obama screed pops up with a list of 27 reasons why you shouldn’t vote for Obama:

Imagine for a few moments that you are the Human Resources Director of a major multi-billion dollar corporation. You are sitting in your office when you receive a phone call from the Chairman of the Board of Directors. He tells you that the board is considering a candidate for a high-level executive position. He advises you to complete a thorough background investigation and have it to him within 10 days.

You immediately call the Private Detective Agency you have used for years and give them the name and address of the prospective candidate, along with the deadline for a high level security clearance. Your next move is to call your assistant to your office, giving him/her the candidate’s personal information along with instructions to ‘do your standard beginning background checks.’

Preliminary findings begin landing in your fax machine on the third day.

1. Your candidate has used more than one name.

5. On day four, you receive in the mail from the security agency two books the candidate has written. You read both books, highlighting the anti-American, anti-white racist passages. You note the admissions of drug use.

8. The fifth day brings to your special delivery mail: The complete background on Bill Ayers; his association with your candidate, his FBI criminal record, and a copy of the book ‘Rules for Radicals’ written by communist Saul Alinsky.

9. You are advised your candidate used tactics from ‘Rules for Radicals’ at his previous employment.

15. You receive printed transcripts of his pastor’s anti-White, anti-American ‘sermons’ and are advised your candidate has been close personal friends with this ‘pastor’ for two decades.

24. The candidate has surrounded himself with anti-American grievance mongers, and appears to manipulate ‘typical white people’ by appealing to their guilt about slavery. He is a socialist, and totally disenfranchised from the history of ‘root America .’

http://www.science.co.il/arab-israeli-conflict/articles/Anonymous-2008-10-27.asp

Hmmm,  that doesn’t sound very much like science to me. It’s a fun read, and you need to read the whole thing, but it ain’t science. Science is supposed to be non-biased, and rational, and fair to both sides of an issue. But this stuff reads like a Jerome Corsiesque smear job.

By putting that on his website,  Mr. Hanukoglu  made his personal opinion of Obama very clear. Which there is nothing wrong with having an opinion, but how in the world can someone plaster over their opinions with a SCIENCE label, and not feel pretty cheesy about it???

Moving forward to what I am sure is going to be a fair and independent analysis of the birth certificate [NOT!!!], we find that Mr. Hanukoglu  realizes this shticks out like a sore thumb on what is supposed to be a science website. So, he tries to fool us into believing there is a noble and scientific reason for it to be here:

Since this is a site of Science and technology, there is a need to explain why this site dedicates a page to expose forgery about a document related to Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. Mr. Obama is the President of the USA that is currently the leader of the Free World, and the most powerful country in the Western hemisphere. In his position as the President, the policies pursued by Mr. Obama affects the whole world and not just the USA.

Yeah. Sure.  Then he does a little more editorializing, and plays around a little with opening the birth certificate pdf in a program, and wiggling it around some,  and then passes the reader off to some links with a series of experts like Mara Zebest and the Cold Case Posse to tie up any loose ends.  And this is supposed to be SCIENCE??? There is nothing new here that hasn’t been addressed and debunked before. This is just recycling old garbage. Here is the link so you can see for yourself:

http://www.science.co.il/Obama-Birth-Certificate.htm

This is just another smear job, this time with the aura of SCIENCE to cover up all the bullsh*t. Hanukoglu, aka Mr. Science, doesn’t explain to us which information on the long form image is false or how one would go about proving a document is forged by analyzing its image. It could be done, but so far none of the Birther experts, including him, have even come close. And Mr. Science provided no parameters for his research, and what he intended to prove, and how his findings proved anything. He didn’t even define what forgery is.

Which is also why the Cold Case Posse isn’t going anywhere. None of this wonderful group of so-called experts has laid out the basic elements of a forgery charge, because to do so would show how pitiful their efforts have been. Forgery is either creating false documents, or materially altering real ones with the purpose of defrauding someone of some benefit. All these Birther “experts” have proven is that they can’t figure out how a document was scanned and uploaded.

Another thing that I found interesting  is where these articles are listed on his website. It is NOT in the science section of the website, but under the  Arab-Israeli Conflict section under U.S. Policy.  Definitely not the stuff of science. More like an editorial section. Here is the link:

http://www.science.co.il/Arab-Israeli-conflict/Articles/US-Policy.asp

You can find other fun stuff here, like:

Is Barack Obama Really A Saudi / Muslim “Plant” in the White House?

To sum it all up, this piece is typical Jerome Corsi-ish World Net Daily-ish histrionic yellow-journalism CRAP.   With a SCIENCE label slapped on it to fool the idiots.  I am surprised that Israel Hanukoglu is stooping to this level and playing along. Meanwhile, Birthers are already holding hands and dancing horas to Hava Nagila. Rudy1776 is probably trying to sign up as a double naught spy for the Mossad.

What a bunch of meshuganas.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

UPDATE!!! By using the Wayback Machine, Dr. Conspiracy has determined the analysis by Hanukoglu was originally put out nearly a year and a half ago in May 2011, and his method of analysis was so lame that it was even debunked by one of the BIRTHER experts, Garrett Papit:

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/09/israeli-web-site-goes-birther/

Note 1. Links. For people who are interested in all the imaging aspects of the birth certificate question, Mr. John Woodman has written a book which debunks all that Birther nonsense. Here is a link to his website:

http://www.obamabirthbook.com/

Note 2. The Caption. This is a word play on the dragon Image ( Puff, the Magic Dragon?) and a quote from the 1961 film, The Abominable Snow Rabbit starring Bugs Bunny, and Hugo The Abominable Snowman.  A “Puff Piece” is:

A newspaper article or item on a television show using exaggerated praise to advertise or promote a celebrity, book, or event.

Note 3. Horas and Hava Nagila. Here is a groovy way to do it:

Here is a different version:

 

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55 responses to “The Weird Science Of The Israeli Birther (Or, Another Corsi Puff Piece)

  • Monkey Boy

    Squeeks

    You are the model in that graphic. A mole has informed me of such.

    You are hawt!

  • davidfarrar

    Squeeky,

    There is only one person responsible for this article, Barack Obama. He is the only person who stands in the way of overwhelming proving his credentials beyond any question. By posting a clearly doctored BC on his website, people are going to question his bona fides; as he well knows.

    ex animo
    davidfarrar

    • Jim

      David Says: “There is only one person responsible for this article, Barack Obama. He is the only person who stands in the way of overwhelming proving his credentials beyond any question. ”

      David, he has proved it beyond all reasonable doubt, just because a few bigots refuse to believe is totally inconsequential to the big picture. Every court, congress, the majority of the American people and every country around the world believe he was born in Hawaii…cept a few sore losers.

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      DavidF:

      I don’t think there is anything Obama could do at this point to put an end to Birtherism, assuming he wanted to. It has simply gone on too long. For example, Alvin Onaka puts out a Verification which ought to have ended the whole thing, and the Birthers twist it into an Anti-Verification.

      There is just way too much crap flying around for anybody to clean up the mess.

      The only question I see is whether more people will vote for Romney to get rid of a Usurper, or whether more people will vote for Obama to keep the country from the hands of the crazy Birthers.

      My GUESS is that the Birthers will win this one. It looks to me like Birtherism has become endemic in the population. And, applying a good dose of truth isn’t going to clear it up.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • G

        My guess is that the Birthers are completely inconsequential to the actual election contest and have only served to marginalize themselves into being broadly viewed as a total joke and sign of pure hate-based crazy in action.

        There has never been any serious doubt about the Birther’s voting habits – those that vote did NOT vote for Obama last time, nor will they this time. Therefore, their voting patterns have always been baked into the electoral calculus. They are for all intents and purposes inconsequential to the actual election, no matter how much they bray and stomp.

        Therefore, there is no credible evidence that Birtherism has any appeal, beyond its own choir and only is capable of spreading amongst the ODS-based population – a group which never was going to vote for Obama under any circumstances anyways.

        However, there is evidence that outside of the ODS-crowd, Birtherism is not just seen as silly, but often as an offensive slur and movement. So, while Birtherism offers little electoral gains to its adherents, it does have a way of negatively impacting the integrity and credibility of those who espouse it. Therefore it does retain the potential as “political poison” to result in the exact opposite of its intented effect – to actually turn other folks against those who play flirty birther games and to even engender impassioned defensive support for Obama, as a candidate perceived as being unfairly attacked by lying bigots.

        Still, the dynamics of this election cycle are being driven by and will be decided by many other more persuasive factors, all of which have nothing to do with the silliness of Birtherism at all.

      • Rambo_Ike

        Squeeky

        There is alot the Obummo could do, though he won’t, because there is something so damaging in his documents/records, that he has to keep them concealed from the American people.

        You show a very creative mind with the articles you’ve posted on your blog. Whether I agree with any of it or not isn’t the point. It’s a talent that shows you can think, but when it comes to using some common sense on seeing what Obummo has done, you use an assortment of mental gymnastics to keep yourself from facing the truth by resorting to putting the blame on the Birthers. The Birthers didn’t cause the problem. David Farrar is telling you the truth.

        • Slartibartfast

          Rambo Ike said: “David [‘out of breath’] Farrar is telling you the truth.”

          That’s hilarious—and you would have to be dumber than David to believe it.

    • Monkey Boy

      WHERE ARE YOUR HOSPITAL RECORDS TO CORROBORATE YOUR PAPERS??? YOU’VE HAD TIME BUT REFUSE TO SHOW OBAMA HOW TO DO IT–WHY?

      • LMK

        You mean hospital records that are by law allowed to be destroyed upon ANY patient’s 43rd birth date??? Well, detailed medical records for minors may be destroyed when a minor turns 25. For minors, detailed medical records can then be TRIMMED down to BASIC records. Those BASIC records can be destroyed when a minor turns 43.

        “How Long Does My Provider Have to Keep My Medical Record?

        Hawaiian health care providers (such as medical doctors, surgeons, podiatrists and hospitals) generally must keep your whole medical record for at least seven years after the last time they entered information in your record. Health care providers must keep minors’ medical records at least until the minor turns 25.

        In addition, health care providers in Hawaii are required to keep BASIC information from the medical record for 25 years after the last entry. They must keep basic information from minors’ medical records for at least 25 years after the minor turns 18.”

        http://ihcrp.georgetown.edu/privacy/stateguides/hi/higuide2.html

        “The health care provider shall retain medical records in the original or reproduced form for a minimum of seven years after the last data entry except in the case of minors whose records shall be retained during the period of minority plus seven years after the minor reaches the age of majority.” (Age 25)

        “BASIC information from the records of a physician or surgeon shall include the patient’s name and birthdate, a list of dated diagnoses and intrusive treatments, and a record of all drugs prescribed or given. Basic information from the records of a health care facility, as defined in section 323D-2, shall include the patient’s name and birthdate, dates of admission and discharge, names of attending physicians, final diagnosis, major procedures performed, operative reports, pathology reports, and discharge summaries.”
        http://www.capitol.hawaii.gov/hrscurrent/Vol13_Ch0601-0676/HRS0622/HRS_0622-0058.htm

        Here is the standard DETAILED birth record form: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/facwksBF04.pdf

        So, none of these records exists anymore. ANYONE born in HI who is over the age of 43 cannot get their “hospital records”. When Obama was running for POTUS, he was 47. His records were destroyed years before then. As they were for anyone of his age.

        Obama is now 51.

        • Mitchina

          RIght, which is why other people have produced their records from that exact same time frame.. all that blathering of lies all for nothing. Show me the proof of what you say – you have none, just conjecture really… you people just pull this stuff out of your ass… lol

        • G

          Proof of YOUR claim Mitchina? Where are these “so called records” you refer to…? I find it funny that you throw out this little snipe and yet don’t proffer anything to support what you say. Talk about talking out of your ass…way to demonstrate that!

    • Slartibartfast

      David “out of breath”,

      There is only one person who is responsible for your lies, bigotry and willful ignorance—YOU. You are not responsible for your stupidity, but the rest of us would appreciate it if you didn’t flaunt it so much. You and the other birthers have made it crystal clear that no standard of proof will ever be good enough for you and the courts have made it equally obvious that President Obama has far exceeded any standard necessary.

      • RoadScholar

        Indeed. If Hawaii DID give the Birfoons the Big Magilla and allow Shurff Awrpiehole into the vaults, to stand in the presence of and examine BHO’s original vital records… WHAT, pray tell, anyone, would keep him from simply saying “I have seen his records, and they are obvious forgeries”?

        Why, nothing. Because that’s exactly what would transpire.

        Nothing from the real world, within the laws of physics or derived from rigorous metaphysics could ever satify the Birthers. David, Mario, Jerry, Lena… twitching like bad puppets they stumble heedless onward, grunting and staring, not alive but not fully dead, their moral mortuality emboldening their hunger, their imbecility quickening their drive, implacably striving to devour the brains of decent, law-abiding Americans whose innocent blood congeals on the bloodless chins of hapless citizens zombified by the living death of Birferdom.

        • Rambo_Ike

          RoadScholar is another Obot with a sick mind like G-string, Boy Monkey, and mental midget Brown.

          Always some kind of half-wit lame brain excuse made to avoid facing up to the reality of what needs to be done.

  • Mitchina

    Having personal or actual facts showing how fucking radical left he is has nothing to do with science and you don’t have to like the corrupt POS to support a scientific fact either. Just WTF is your point? I think the entire article depicts why this imposter should be arrested for treason against the United States on legal, political AND personal grounds. Thanks for working so hard to find an article that truly displays all the shiotscum this guy is in one place. 🙂 And I return the favor by NOT being partisan (which I never was – just because I despise this parasite doesn’t mean I am a republican)

    Go ahead and research all this, idiot that you are, you will – and then instead of SingTFU will make some other stupid write up that makes no sense or proves any point. And by the by.. his mother was a floosie.. God only knows who his real father is… but pictures tell a thousand words and he sure the hell don’t look like the man he CLAIMS as his Daddy.

    ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROVE…. ON OBAMA’S ELIGIBILITY ISSUES…. AND THE CONSERVATIVE MEDIA SILENCE !!!

    Karl Rove might have really blown it this time by suggesting that Republican U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin be murdered. He made the statement to a room full of high-dollar donors during an exclusive breakfast at the Republican National Convention. Businessweekreported that Rove was explaining to the group how American Crossroads, Rove’s super-PAC, would persuade undecided voters in swing states to vote against Barack Obama. While discussing House and Senate races, Rove made the statement “We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my whereabouts!”

    Calls for Rove’s resignation are filtering in from conservative leaders, and it’s high time as far as I’m concerned. He should have been outed long before now. I wrote a book entitled “Memoirs of a Community Organizer from Hawai’i” and listed Rove as my “Public Enemy No. 1” on page 209 in the photo section. His picture is displayed among others in my “Rogues Gallery” that includes colorful characters like doper-toker Hawai’i Gov. Neil Abercrombie and Bobby Titcomb, who was arrested last year in a prostitute sting in Waikiki. Bobby is rumored to be Obama’s supplier of “fish and poi” (code for marijuana and cocaine) to the White House. Being from Hawai’i myself, I find that “rumors” tend to be the facts that liberal newspapers won’t print.

    Dr. Chiyome Fukino, former Department of Health director, and Lt. Gov. Brian Schatz also appear in my Rogues Gallery for their part in the massive cover-up of fraud pertaining to Obama’s birth record or lack thereof in the HDOH and the shenanigans that went on between Schatz when he was Chairman of the Democrat Party in Hawai’i and the Elections Commission. The conspiracy defrauding every American citizen implicates Nancy Pelosi specifically and ties the entire Democrat-controlled Hawai’i government to election fraud.

    By now, most of America knows that the birth certificate posted on the WhiteHouse.gov website by former White House press secretary Robert Gibbs and claimed by Obama to be authentic is instead a forgery. Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, AZ commissioned a team of detectives to investigate and put the matter to rest, hoping it would exonerate the president; but as lead investigator Mike Zullo stated, “The evidence kept leading us elsewhere.”

    Like so many others, Sheriff Arpaio was labeled a “birther” and a “racist” among other crude names by the left intended to marginalize and silence those who would speak out against Obama. Problem is, there was even more vitriol from the right. I’m talking about the “establishment” right, those who wanted Obama’s secrets kept hidden because the corruption in the political process was so deep that to expose Obama would be the first domino to fall; and the collapsing would not stop until the ruling elite, the Bilderbergs, were exposed as the puppet masters that hold all the strings.

    Rove was the “architect” of George W. Bush’s successful presidential campaign, and his handiwork is evident in all the tactics used against Romney’s opponents and Constitutional conservatives like Akin who won’t tow the establishment line. The same tactics were used by Obama’s Chicago Machine. Essentially, they killed off the competition, and that is what Romney’s campaign has been doing all along. The GOP is no better than the DNC, and I believe most people can see that now and believe, like me, that a third party is going to emerge. Probably not before November, but the world will see a firestorm in 2014 when all 435 members of the House and one-third of the Senate will be up for reelection. The RNC has poked a stick in the eye of liberty-loving patriots, and now the sleeping giant is not only awake; we are breathing fire.

    Karl Rove has been especially vindictive to we the people of the eligibility movement, calling us “birthers” and “fringe” or saying that we have “a problem with a black man in the White House.” He mimics the same talking points spewed at us by everyone who would like us to shut up and go away because to reveal the truth strikes at the heart of their agenda: complete governmental control, the Constitution be damned. After an especially nasty tirade against “birthers” and announcing that Obama was eligible to go on the 2012 ballot, I emailed Rove explaining the difference between “natural born Citizen” and “native born Citizen.” I didn’t go into the fact that Obama has not even proven his “native born” status since the only record he has produced is a proven forgery. I didn’t expect an answer, so you can imagine my astonishment when I received one. Rove was short and to the point. “You’re wrong!” “Obama’s was born in the United States and his mother was an American citizen so he is eligible.”

    I responded:

    Oct. 26, 2011, at 11:51 AM, Miki Booth wrote:

    Born to Citizen parents (both parents) It matters less where the child is born as in the case of military parents ie John McCain. Article II, Section I, Claus 5 requirement that president and VP (devolved) be natural born Citizens. Founders wanted highest standard of citizenship for the highest office in the land, to ensure the president and VP would have allegiance only to the US. Let me clue you in, Mr. Rove, at the time of Obama’s birth his father was a British subject of the UK colony of Kenya. My husband and son were both born in Kapiolani hospital and it makes no difference if he was born there, his Certification of Live Birth and the Certificate of Live Birth posted on April 27 are both forgeries. Miki Booth

    On Oct. 26, at 4:07 PM, Karl Rove a href=”mailto:Karl@Rove.com”>Karl@Rove.com> wrote:

    No US court has ever held a child born to a US mother on US soil to be anything other than a natural born citizen. Never. And no they aren’t.

    Rove didn’t respond to my final email to him where I wrote:

    Mr. Rove, you are thinking of native born citizen. Yet, again, you made a statement w/o facts to back it up. Name one court case defining natural born citizen and don’t rely on CRS propaganda.

    Miki Booth

    Sent from my iphone.

    The Congressional Research Service (CRS) provides all the talking points to counter eligibility claims. Written by left-wing lawyers, the memorandums coming from the service are fatally flawed. So, too, are the eight or so attempts in Congress to change the meaning of natural born citizen to legitimize a particular candidate who had only one American citizen parent. The proposed bills all failed, and curiously, they were all proposed during the years 2004-2008 as Barack Hussein Obama rose to political power. Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) was a co-sponsor of one of the bills to rewrite history, and he shares a spot next to Karl Rove on page 209 of my book’s Rogues Gallery.

    When Karl Rove speaks, everyone listens. FOX News listens to him and shuts down any discourse relating to Obama’s ineligibility to be president of the United States. The RNC listened to him and changed the rules of the convention to hand-pick delegates supporting Mitt Romney, disenfranchising Constitutional conservatives including Ron Paul and TEA party supporters. The rules change will make it especially hard for Constitutionalists to ever have a voice in the GOP. Why would the RNC cut their own throat like that? I think I know the answer, and Karl Rove is the common denominator in the ‘ruling class’ of politics and media. I believe that Rove gets his marching orders from the consensus of members of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), the Trilateral Commission, and the Bilderberg group.

    Novelist Bruce Colville said that “Withholding information is the essence of tyranny. Control of the flow of information is the tool of the dictatorship.” Rove, to me, is the GOP’s dictatorship tool to destroy the Constitution and rewrite the Bill of Rights. Constitutionalists know this and have been fighting hard for a breakthrough to the Republican Party. It’s evident now that Constitutional Conservatives have been thrown out of the party. The convention built the latest brick wall, and Rove cemented the mortar, as he has at every opportunity to silence anyone who challenges the establishment’s power.

    Photo credit: National Constitution Center (Creative Commons)

    • G

      Well, that was quite a wild and crazy run-on rant. Not much beyond paranoid connect-the-dots nonsense here.

      But my favorite rant within this soup of stupidity was the following: “Probably not before November, but the world will see a firestorm in 2014 when all 435 members of the House and one-third of the Senate will be up for reelection. ”

      Umm…hello! All 435 members of the House are up for reelection EVERY TWO YEARS…

      …as is always one-third of the Senate, on a rotating, rolling 6-year basis…

      *DUH*…

      • Mitchina

        LOL.. I am so affected… (say that in valley girl talk cuz’ that’s what I am hearing from you) I feel so left out not having been “quoted” specifically… must be overwhelming for you to realize you know SHIT about what I just posted… because you are either as stupid as most left minded or you chose not to. The truth is hard to see when you chose not to.

      • Slartibartfast

        I think someone was hit a few too many times with the crazy stick—at least David “out of breath” is coherent (if imbecilic).

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Mitchina!!!

      Wow, is this weird or what. I was just listening with headphones to Miki Booth and Mark Gillar, and about midway through it I fell asleep. I just now woke up, and missed half of White Collar in the process.

      Give me a few minutes to shake the clobwebs out of my head, and I will re-read what you wrote. I have been dozing off all day long, having stayed up last night to analyze all the science that wasn’t happening.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • Mitchina

        Well Hey There Stinky!!! Been a while, been busy working to line the pockets of our gvt politicians and maybe paying half a light bill… thanks to that ‘necessarily sky rocketing, looking out for the people’ policies your buddy loves. I am sure of what I will get in a response… knee jerk, boot lick. But it should be fun.

  • Sudoku

    Thank goodness for the new healthcare law! I think someone needs meds… : )

    • Mitchina

      Well, I guess ONE good thing will come of that monstrously of freedom stealing crap… a med for the illness of liberalism and stopping the reproduction thereof as well… so you are right on that point. In this case for once I support Cass Suntein’s idea of population control.

  • Mitchina

    since the flaky left loves to be childish and distracting away from seeing the truth – I see the red pens flying out now to correct my tired typing skills while laughing, but go ahead, I expect nothing above the scum line from all of you anyway.

  • Mitchina

    So exactly WHY is this so called Long Form A.O.K with ya’ll? And how did he get it when he and his wife BOTH say he is from KENYA? OMG, how liberal do you have to be to be more stupid than stupid? Just pointing out the obvious – and the pointy hats you;re all wearing.

    • Yulia

      Twinky Ike is big obot in sheeps wool. Work as team with Monkey Boy #2 worst obot. Make patriots look silly. Cause trouble for patriots and cause time waste.

      Twinky Ike will lose teeth in labor camp with other obots. Not smart. Cannot trick us for long time.

      • Northland10

        Miki having a fit and “Yulia” calling Rambo an Obot. This is getting amusing.

      • Rambo_Ike

        Ouch! Yulia, that hurt. After I complimented you and Lena for taking a strong position against useful idiot lapdogs who kneel in slavish worship at the Altar of Marxist-ObummOism, you stabbed me in the back.

        I can’t have Boy Monkey. G-string has already spoken for him.

  • Sudoku

    Click to access 08-93.pdf

    Click to access 09-063.pdf

    Hawaii Health Department Grants President Obama’s Request for Certified Copies of ‘Long Form’ Birth Certificate
    President Obama’s letter to the Hawaii State Department of Health and the Director of Health’s response
    Department of Health’s policy on the issuance of certified copies of vital records

    Click to access Obama-Verification.pdf

    • Mitchina

      Right, the Hawaiian gvt is TOTALLY on the up and up. Got it. Live Birth Certs can be had for a handshake and fish and poi. Sorry, I do not believe him. “he has seen” BS. And just where exactly is his “proof” from when the man himself claims repeatedly that he is from Kenya. This is no proof and all that text was nothing but a bunch of yadda, yadda, yadda for distraction. He cannot decisively prove what he is saying and not surprisingly refuses to.

      All the PDFs’ in the world from those liars isn’t proof, never has been (to sane people that is that are not easily distracted with a “story line”) and never will be. And these do NOT explain why he, his wife, his family would all claim him from their our mouths that he is from Kenya. Wait… maybe it’s one of those “misspeaks” in shudder form plaguing him and his entire family like hystreia. That’s it.

      • Thomas Brown

        You’re a complete idiot. Nobody in your tiny fringe of lunatics, who can’t even get enough people together for a rally anywhere, has yet produced a single example of anyone EVER who wasn’t born in Hawaii getting a BC saying they were. As in, never. Ever.

        You are not trying to bring out “truth,” because the truth is, as everyone with a brain including karl Rove knows, is that BHO was born in HI and is a Natural Born Citizen. And, parenthetically, he will be remembered by posterity, which tend to drift toward objectivity, as one of the best Presidents we have ever had, probably among the top ten.

        We will be remembered as patriots, defenders of the Constitution and the rule of Law… especially people like Squeeky and John Woodman who are not fans of Obama (in John’s case, quite the opposite) but still trash the Birfoonery because they are not dishonest partisan scum like you who accept absurd made-up unproven crap if it advances their cause. They are decent, honorable Americans.

        You, however, will be remembered as crackpots who damaged America, wasted public legal resources, flouted the Constitution, and all for no good reason whatsoever.

      • G

        *yawn* You continue to live in a cesspool of denial and delusions. You tantrum amounts to nothing more that claiming that the entire state of HI and all government officials are part of some “vast conspiracy”, and only “you” and your merry band of fellow idiots somehow know the “secret truth”.

        Sorry, but as much as you like to believe your own lies, neither the President, nor his wife, nor any other serious person has ever really claimed he was born in Kenya at all. Nope. All real claims and evidence point to one and only one origin – born in HI.

        Yeah, so good luck with your delusions there. Keep ranting at the clouds and getting nowhere. Your infantile slinging of poo at them or us does nothing to change reality. So good luck with your continuing mental breakdown and I guess you had better get your straightjacket refitted for the next four years.

      • Monkey Boy

        Live Birth Certs can be had for a handshake and fish and poi. Sorry, I do not believe him.

        Is that how you got you kids’ fake BCs?

  • Anthony

    Not to get involved in the birther deal, but much of the article above is one of the most blatant examples of straw man logical fallacy I’ve ever seen. I don’t know who this Corsi character is, but I can only deduce from the article that he is a birther. However, no matter how stupid Corsi may be, isn’t it the so-called Israeli scientist who is making the claim that the birth certificate is not real? Why does “Squeeky” first disparage Corsi(the “straw man”) then pretend that her disparagement of him applies equally to the scientist? She never tells us if the man actually is a scientist, nor does she tell us what his credentials are, nor does she tell us what claims he makes that prove the birth certificate is fake. So what has she proven?

    • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

      Hi Anthony!!!

      First, there are links in the Internet Article which would provide you more in-depth information.

      Now, Jerome Corsi, Ph.D. is the “journalist” who promulgated this story through the online news mag, World Net Daily. His writing is usually pretty smear oriented and pseudo-sensational in nature. I disparage him every chance I get. He deserves it. If I had some poo available, and he was near, I would fling it at him.

      I provided a link to the “Scientist”, and he does seem to be a bona fide and respectable scientist. However, his “hit piece” is neither bona fide not respectable. As I wrote, he provided no scientific method at all in his supposed scientific analysis.

      With no background, he alleges the document is “phony” based on the electronic image, while forgetting to tell us what information on said image is false, or materially altered.

      I provided the following info from Corsi’s article, so I do not understand your statement that I did not tell you if Hanukoglu was a scientist or not:
      ————————–

      “Israel Science and Technology, the national database and directory of science and technology-related websites in Israel, has published an article asserting the long-form birth certificate released by the White House is a forged document.

      The website was created by a former science adviser to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel Hanukoglu, Ph.D.

      Hanukoglu, an award-winning researcher, is a professor of biochemistry and molecular biology in the Department of Molecular Biology at Ariel University Center of Samaria in Ariel, Israel.

      The professor established the first version of his website during his tenure as Netanyahu’s science adviser. The site has evolved into “the premier science and technology portal for Israel.”
      —————————

      Similarly, I provided a brief description of Hanukoglu’s faulty analysis, which consisted of opening the document and wiggling layers around some, and then punting the ball back to the so-called Birther experts. I would have written more, but he didn’t do much more than that.

      But thank you for your critique, and if you have any other questions or observations, please feel free to ask me, or comment as you wish.

      Squeeky Fromm
      Girl Reporter

      • Mitchina

        “consisted of opening the document and wiggling layers around some, ” you should not be able to even do that if it is an originally made – in one piece – made at the same time document. Maybe you should take a technology forensics class to understand it. So Anthony she is basically calling out a scientist because she must feel she is smarter than him unless he proves to her she is not and all because she hates the articles author. That’s pretty much it In a monkey nutshell – if you cannot produce an original then YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT to claim what you claim. Plain and simple. Which, that repeated request that would end the entire issue has been refused every time and for goo reason. Because you would LOSE your argument and your POS POTUS and any shred of creditability of our government. Pretty compelling reasons to keep it in hiding.

        • Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

          Mitchina:

          Don’t you think it kinda makes sense to define what forgery is BEFORE you go around accusing people of it??? I bet you have NEVER looked it up to see what it is.

          That is one reason why people don’t take Birthers seriously. I have done some very good Internet Articles here about that very point! Here is a link to one of them which explains what FORGERY is, and how you might go about proving it:

          Arpaio’s F Bomb Is A Dud!!! (The Obama Forgery Test)

          Now, as far as me having some need to feel superior to a scientist, I don’t. But neither do I feel inferior. When someone is trying to blow smoke up my rear end, don’t try to tell me it’s raining.

          Mr. Science didn’t do any of the things that a scientist should do, to prove his point. No definition of forgery, no explanation of how anything he think he proved indicated forgery.

          Plus, when the State Registrar comes right out and tells you that everything on the long form image matches their records, then a scientist ought to take that into account somewhere.

          Sorry, but Hanukoglu’s little Internet Article was just a piece of crap that Birthers are trying to pass off as SCIENCE to regain some sense of mental respectability. Which ain’t gonna happen while I am around to derail it.

          BTW (which means “by the way”), thank you for pointing out the All Roads Lead To Rove thingy. I am doing a new post on Princess Miki right now.

          Squeeky Fromm
          Girl Reporter

        • Mitchina

          You’re welcome for the CR story… he is also a huge POS – purdy much most of them from that level are.

          “Mr. Science didn’t do any of the things that a scientist should do, to prove his point. No definition of forgery, no explanation of how anything he think he proved indicated forgery.

          Plus, when the State Registrar comes right out and tells you that everything on the long form image matches their records, then a scientist ought to take that into account somewhere.”

          He has his scientific opinion and that’s about as good as yours based on the (lying) word of yet another public (paid off) official without an original document, He just didn’t cater to you in spelling it all out in details that are acceptable to you. Just like your side of the argument will not produce an original.

          I love Netanyahu – a real man unlike the king of crap we have. I wonder if HE would like to be the U.S. President next? We def would not have the anti Semitic administration that we have now.

        • Slartibartfast

          Mitchina said: “He has his scientific opinion”

          You miss Squeeky’s point—his opinion is extremely unscientific. First of all, it’s outside of his area of expertise and no good scientist claims that their scientific credentials lend their opinion validity on a topic outside of their area of expertise. Even worse, as Squeeky pointed out, he did not in any way use a scientific methodology. I hope for his sake he’s no longer an active scientist in the field, because if he is, his reputation could be destroyed (and rightly so) if his colleagues were to see his article claiming a scientific analysis of the birth certificate.

          As for the rest of your comment, you are clearly just one more despicable lying bigot—a typical birther, in other words.

  • Thomas Brown

    “When someone is trying to blow smoke up my rear end, don’t try to tell me it’s raining.” —a Famous Girl Reporter

    Marvelous. I’m putting that in my files next to “This isn’t rocket surgery!”

  • Monkey Boy

    Wow! That really was Miki Mouth? I had put my money on it being a spoof.

    I have to hand it to her, the Mouth is really good at writing parody effortlessly. In fact, without trying.

  • LMK

    In late July – early Aug 2009, the Taitz family traveled to Israel and Moldova. On the Andrea Shea King Show, Orly said that her husband took a side trip to Kenya. She refused to elaborate about that during the interview.

    Well, according to Lucas Smith, Orly obtained the Bomford FKBC from Mossad!

    ” Orly Taitz told me that she’d been supplied with the photograph of the 1964 Republic of Kenya Certified Copy of Registration of Birth of Barack Hussein Obama ll by MOSSAD [sic].” http://www.scribd.com/doc/21451147/Lucas-Daniel-Smith-10-12-09-new-Declaration-SACV09-00082-DOC-Anx Page 3

    “Defendant Yosef Taitz’ first predicate act alleged in satisfaction of 18 U.S.C. § 1961 was the e-mail sent by and through the electronic media of interstate communications on August 1) 2009, intended for the joint receipt of Defendant Dr. Orly Taitz and Plaintiff Charles Edward Lincoln, which transmitted over the electronic wire facilities of interstate an apparently forged color birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, allegedly obtained (apparently illegally) from Israeli Secret Service aka “MOSSAD”. ” http://www.scribd.com/doc/40095727/Lincoln-v-Daylight-Taitz-etc Page 18

    So, obviously, there is an Israeli connection! Lucas Smith wouldn’t lie to us …. would he?

  • John Wayne

    A prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware of his lifestyle were shocked when he ran for president and finally won the White House.

    “It was preposterous to the people I knew then to think Obama was going to keep his gay life secret,” said Kevin DuJan, who was a gossip columnist in Chicago for various blogs when Obama was living in the city as a community organizer and later a state senator.

    “Nobody who knew Obama in the gay bar scene thought he could possibly be president,” said DuJan.

    DuJan, founder and editor of the Hillary Clinton-supporting website HillBuzz.org, told WND he has first-hand information from two different sources that “Obama was personally involved in the gay bar scene.”

    “If you just hang out at these bars, the older guys who have been frequenting these gay bars for 25 years will tell you these stories,” DuJan said. “Obama used to go to the gay bars during the week, most often on Wednesday, and they said he was very much into older white guys.”

    Obama, DuJan said, is “not heterosexual and he’s not bisexual. He’s homosexual.”

    Investigative journalist Wayne Madsen, who worked with the National Security Agency from 1984 to 1988 as a Navy intelligence analyst, confirmed DuJan’s

  • Rambo_Ike

    When will the Obots come to their senses and realize all Americans have been played for fools. ObummO is laughing and saying ‘what a bunch of dupes’. While Obummo has picked the pockets of Americans for $millions to keep his records sealed, his loyal useful idiot lapdogs attack anyone with smears who wants the records released when the lapdogs have no idea what’s on them.

    • Monkey Boy

      Twinky, don’t you see any irony in that statement?

      Besides, we have tried to smear you because of your proclivities.

    • G

      Oh look, its immature loser, Rambo_Ike again. Still incapable of showing the maturity of calling President Obama by his actual name, I see. That’s okay. You and your silly rants just reveal you for the laughable and deranged clown that you are.

      Sorry, but your “Obummo” description is as fictional as “Imaginary Obama”. No “millions have been spent to keep records sealed and there is no real controversy on his NBC status at all. You folks are just a bunch of emotionally-damaged irrationalists. So good luck with your crazy rants and childish tantrums…sadly, that’s all you’ve got…

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